NationStates Jolt Archive


New Defense System

The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 02:59
Straight from Rose Armory, we offer you a new way to commit warfare!

Let's face it, something guns aren't enough you know? And I mean come on, what else are you gonna do with all that crappy pop. So from our research we have mixed enough Cher, Michael Jackson, Yanni, Britney Spears and more to make a CD that is able to make an eardrum explode or to make the strongest men bend over to it's pain.

You want proof don't ya?

Pictures of various Rosian soldiers on the hospital being treated for bad eardrums are shown. Others show an entire Division of Rosians covering their ears, some crying, some trying to run away.

And what is the price? Why it's only 500,000 dollars for the Insanely huge sound system. Or if you just want the CD 100 bucks. That stuff is hard to make you know, maybe when there's more in the market the price'll lower. Anyway first five buyers get a free commie cake! BUY NOW!

OOC: You guys need a break from all this gun selling anyway...
Morathania
21-07-2004, 03:00
I sent you an urgent message in VA.
The Zoogie People
21-07-2004, 03:19
I'll be posting as my alternative nation West Scotland, but can't be bothered to switch accounts. You can check up its stats.

We shall buy your entire stock, and every further batch of such CDs. Our soldiers particularly like Michael Jackson's earlier music as well as - for reasons utterly unknown - Brittany Spears. Therefore, we will be providing them with a treasure ... a moral booster, you know.

-West Scotland
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 03:22
Ba ba bump!
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 03:24
I'll be posting as my alternative nation West Scotland, but can't be bothered to switch accounts. You can check up its stats.

We shall buy your entire stock, and every further batch of such CDs. Our soldiers particularly like Michael Jackson's earlier music as well as - for reasons utterly unknown - Brittany Spears. Therefore, we will be providing them with a treasure ... a moral booster, you know.

-West Scotland

Sir, it's a mix of all those songs. As in all the songs have been combined to make one song, you don't want to listen to it...
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 03:41
I'm just a bumper!
The Zoogie People
21-07-2004, 03:43
Nevertheless, our offer still stands. Do you take it?



[i]Yes. We completely realize.
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 03:44
You realize this just has one song designed to torture soldiers?
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 03:51
Omgs I Bump Joo Lolz!!1111
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 04:08
Bump dot dot dot
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 04:59
We'll send you copies now. And yes they have some private thing that cannot let them be burned to eh. But first, wire the money?
Neo-Soviet Russia
21-07-2004, 05:09
<I>We'll send you copies now. And yes they have some private thing that cannot let them be burned to eh. But first, wire the money?</i>

The USSNSR wishes to notify TIOR that nothing is protected from being pirated. There are ways to get around any and all safeguards.
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 08:57
<I>We'll send you copies now. And yes they have some private thing that cannot let them be burned to eh. But first, wire the money?</i>

The USSNSR wishes to notify TIOR that nothing is protected from being pirated. There are ways to get around any and all safeguards.

Shhh shhh don't ruin by business! Besides it's copyrighted and any attempt to copy it is illegal and therefor would give me the right to bomb. AND BUMP
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 09:37
B
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Bump!
Notquiteaplace
21-07-2004, 10:05
oOr tanks have some nice little hooks on to put speakers on where pyschological boost is needed. But as heavy metal is more efective on foreign troops and inspires our men (Listen to dragonforce... they were actually played by US marines as they went to war in Iraq). We will only take a thousand copies for toture purposes.

anon

Notquiteaplace secret service.

Money wired on confirmation.
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 10:17
oOr tanks have some nice little hooks on to put speakers on where pyschological boost is needed. But as heavy metal is more efective on foreign troops and inspires our men (Listen to dragonforce... they were actually played by US marines as they went to war in Iraq). We will only take a thousand copies for toture purposes.

anon

Notquiteaplace secret service.

Money wired on confirmation.

Of course, they will be shipped by plane...
Apple Zer0
21-07-2004, 11:05
I've heard of Dragonforce, never botherd to listen to any of it though.
The Zoogie People
21-07-2004, 16:23
Money wired.
The Island of Rose
21-07-2004, 23:50
BUMP and they'll be delivered Zoogie People
The Island of Rose
22-07-2004, 01:44
Bla bump
The Island of Rose
22-07-2004, 02:03
Big
Umbrella
Mother
Packs
Weyr
22-07-2004, 02:09
It's actually genetically hard-wired that certain sound waves will incite certain reactions in living organisms. Of course, it varies depending on geneic background . . .

We've used some freaky J-pop in the past, but that's all past now.

We'll take two CDs. We can already turn The Tower into a giant resonance chamber . .

[[cash included]]

Wave Alchemist Jerand Gray
Head of the Resonance Institute of the Tower at Wye
The Island of Rose
22-07-2004, 02:13
To Jerand Gray:

Do you realize this is for offensive purposes?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Apple Zer0
22-07-2004, 02:31
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...




:headbang:
Weyr
22-07-2004, 02:37
To Jerand Gray:

Do you realize this is for offensive purposes?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff


To: Nikolai Geoff, Minister of Commerce
From: Jerand Gray, Wave Alchemist
Re: Weapons

No duh . . . @_@
The Island of Rose
22-07-2004, 02:48
To: Nikolai Geoff, Minister of Commerce
From: Jerand Gray, Wave Alchemist
Re: Weapons

No duh . . . @_@



To: Jerand Gray

Meh... they're coming in a day, now give us money.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Weyr
22-07-2004, 02:50
To: Nikolai Geoff, Minister of Commerce
From: Jerand Gray, Wave Alchemist
Re: Payment

Here's $10,000USD. Keep the change . . .