NationStates Jolt Archive

Straight from Rose Armory, we offer you a new way to commit warfare!

Let's face it, something guns aren't enough you know? And I mean come on, what else are you gonna do with all that crappy pop. So from our research we have mixed enough Cher, Michael Jackson, Yanni, Britney Spears and more to make a CD that is able to make an eardrum explode or to make the strongest men bend over to it's pain.

You want proof don't ya?

Pictures of various Rosian soldiers on the hospital being treated for bad eardrums are shown. Others show an entire Division of Rosians covering their ears, some crying, some trying to run away.

And what is the price? Why it's only 500,000 dollars for the Insanely huge sound system. Or if you just want the CD 100 bucks. That stuff is hard to make you know, maybe when there's more in the market the price'll lower. Anyway first five buyers get a free commie cake! BUY NOW!

OOC: You guys need a break from all this gun selling anyway...

I sent you an urgent message in VA.

I'll be posting as my alternative nation West Scotland, but can't be bothered to switch accounts. You can check up its stats.

We shall buy your entire stock, and every further batch of such CDs. Our soldiers particularly like Michael Jackson's earlier music as well as - for reasons utterly unknown - Brittany Spears. Therefore, we will be providing them with a treasure ... a moral booster, you know.

-West Scotland

Ba ba bump!

I'll be posting as my alternative nation West Scotland, but can't be bothered to switch accounts. You can check up its stats.

We shall buy your entire stock, and every further batch of such CDs. Our soldiers particularly like Michael Jackson's earlier music as well as - for reasons utterly unknown - Brittany Spears. Therefore, we will be providing them with a treasure ... a moral booster, you know.

-West Scotland

Sir, it's a mix of all those songs. As in all the songs have been combined to make one song, you don't want to listen to it...

I'm just a bumper!

Nevertheless, our offer still stands. Do you take it?



[i]Yes. We completely realize.

You realize this just has one song designed to torture soldiers?

Omgs I Bump Joo Lolz!!1111

Bump dot dot dot

We'll send you copies now. And yes they have some private thing that cannot let them be burned to eh. But first, wire the money?

<I>We'll send you copies now. And yes they have some private thing that cannot let them be burned to eh. But first, wire the money?</i>

The USSNSR wishes to notify TIOR that nothing is protected from being pirated. There are ways to get around any and all safeguards.

<I>We'll send you copies now. And yes they have some private thing that cannot let them be burned to eh. But first, wire the money?</i>

The USSNSR wishes to notify TIOR that nothing is protected from being pirated. There are ways to get around any and all safeguards.

Shhh shhh don't ruin by business! Besides it's copyrighted and any attempt to copy it is illegal and therefor would give me the right to bomb. AND BUMP

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oOr tanks have some nice little hooks on to put speakers on where pyschological boost is needed. But as heavy metal is more efective on foreign troops and inspires our men (Listen to dragonforce... they were actually played by US marines as they went to war in Iraq). We will only take a thousand copies for toture purposes.

anon

Notquiteaplace secret service.

Money wired on confirmation.

oOr tanks have some nice little hooks on to put speakers on where pyschological boost is needed. But as heavy metal is more efective on foreign troops and inspires our men (Listen to dragonforce... they were actually played by US marines as they went to war in Iraq). We will only take a thousand copies for toture purposes.

anon

Notquiteaplace secret service.

Money wired on confirmation.

Of course, they will be shipped by plane...

I've heard of Dragonforce, never botherd to listen to any of it though.

Money wired.

BUMP and they'll be delivered Zoogie People

Bla bump

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It's actually genetically hard-wired that certain sound waves will incite certain reactions in living organisms. Of course, it varies depending on geneic background . . .

We've used some freaky J-pop in the past, but that's all past now.

We'll take two CDs. We can already turn The Tower into a giant resonance chamber . .

[[cash included]]

Wave Alchemist Jerand Gray
Head of the Resonance Institute of the Tower at Wye

To Jerand Gray:

Do you realize this is for offensive purposes?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...




:headbang:

To Jerand Gray:

Do you realize this is for offensive purposes?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff


To: Nikolai Geoff, Minister of Commerce
From: Jerand Gray, Wave Alchemist
Re: Weapons

No duh . . . @_@

To: Nikolai Geoff, Minister of Commerce
From: Jerand Gray, Wave Alchemist
Re: Weapons

No duh . . . @_@



To: Jerand Gray

Meh... they're coming in a day, now give us money.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

To: Nikolai Geoff, Minister of Commerce
From: Jerand Gray, Wave Alchemist
Re: Payment

Here's $10,000USD. Keep the change . . .