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NEWFLASH: Reports Arise of Massive Terrorist Army in NWV

Nazi Weaponized Virus
21-07-2004, 00:52
"Hello I'm Adolf Eichmann, and you are watching, The News Today, News from all around Nazi Weaponized Virus!

Our top story tonight

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The Current Government of Nazi Weaponized Virus has come under increased scrutiny today as reports have arisen of a well funded, militarily trained, secret terrorist army that was being prepared in The Southern region of our country.

The Government funded project, codenamed 'Das Reich Division', is the first ever account of a Government funded, official terrorist army being prepared, with equipment to rival that of any conventional army, including NWV's army itself, a standard kit for these units includes the new XM29 Assault Rifle, Plastic Explosives, Stinger AA Launcher's and other such equipment, there have even been rumours of some cells being equipped with quantities of anthrax, smallpox and other such weapons. This top of the line military hardware in the hands of the Governments own terrorist organisation has reportedly been going on under 3 different administrations over the past 5 years, and has grown in strength to about 5,000 men scattered in 1000 Terrorist cells worldwide. The President today warned that any attack would ellicit the 'response of Das Reich, and all its fury'

'Das Reich Division's' stated aims were to "Destroy anyone connected to an atheist/zionist cause" and to "In the event of an armed attack on Nazi Weaponized Virus, ellicit a massive terrorist campaign in thier country, like no other ever seen."

The President of our great nation said today:

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"Any attack because of this will mean the other nations capitulation within a month. We will not stand for intimidation and 'Das Reich Division' will continue to operate train and expand its capabilities beyond that of what is already the most effective terrorist unit the world has ever seen. Again, I warn, any attack will be met with the other nations capitulation within a day through means more deadly and efficient than anything ever seen"

Many believe this move, as great as it is, will mean other nations will start the same kind of tactics, state sponsored, official terrorist organisations with agendas of implanting themselves into enemy states and effectively providing a possibility of massive retaliatory action if the nation is attacked.

This news comes amid the 'Nazi Yearly Military Parade', where the armed forces display thier ever burdgeoning strength amid massive military spending, (this year the new M1A2 2000 strong armoured backbone was displayed - much to the distaste of the taxpayer) now at least, we know that some of this military spending is going into good causes where we can actually hit the zionist and atheist nations into oblivion using thier own tactics.

I'm Adolf Eichmann, and now here's Julius Streicher with the other news."

"Thanks Adolf, we saw today what can only amount to the greatest military parade this country has ever seen, its splendour was only dampened by the fact that......."
Uncle Noel
21-07-2004, 01:50
Uncle Noel condemns this entire shameful business, from the previous killings, to this recent development. Uncle Noel reminds this nation that it should shut down its terrorist bases or the international community will do it for him.

Uncle Noel also fully accepts that the promised massive retaliatory action is the usual guff that such people produce. Uncle Noel dismisses the ability of this rag-tag army to even infiltrate his nation, let alone cripple it.
The Parthians
21-07-2004, 01:54
I shah Khosru of Parthia send blessings upon the Empire of Nazi Weaponized Virus and ask if thee desireth a trading of Embassies so I may supply you with advanced weapons.
IDF
21-07-2004, 02:31
I shah Khosru of Parthia send blessings upon the Empire of Nazi Weaponized Virus and ask if thee desireth a trading of Embassies so I may supply you with advanced weapons.
don't support him, he is an enemy of my nation.

IDF condemns this and will blockade your pathetic nation if you continue this. Cease or die.

OOC: Where are you located
Nazi Weaponized Virus
21-07-2004, 06:06
I shah Khosru of Parthia send blessings upon the Empire of Nazi Weaponized Virus and ask if thee desireth a trading of Embassies so I may supply you with advanced weapons.

Offer accepted Parthians. IDF, cease your threatening behaviour, as I have said these cells will only be put into effect if the nations in question attack me. Then there will be a just cause for retaliation. As a result of your actions 'Das Reich Division' will now officially list you as a probable threat to NWV.
The Parthians
21-07-2004, 06:33
don't support him, he is an enemy of my nation.

IDF condemns this and will blockade your pathetic nation if you continue this. Cease or die.

OOC: Where are you located

ooc:Oh, well.... In that case no weapons.
Uncle Noel
21-07-2004, 17:30
Considering that your nation is currently being threatened by other, more powerful nations it seems surprising that you don't threaten massive retaliatory action with your powerful terrorist army? Perhaps you realise that fact that, when push comes to shove, your 'Das Reich Division' is ultimately useless.

And if you're unhappy with then you can officially list me as a probable threat to NWV. Uncle Noel says
:sniper:
Try your best

OOC: I currently have problems logging in but I'm not a noobie and have been around for a while. Just check the big website.
Praetonia
21-07-2004, 17:59
lol Uncle Noel.

Sorry.
Das Furer
21-07-2004, 18:37
don't support him, he is an enemy of my nation.

IDF condemns this and will blockade your pathetic nation if you continue this. Cease or die.


If I'm not mistaken, and I maybe because I'm still rather new at this, when someone puts something in code that means it's a secret coded message...correct?

So would you mind at least explaining how you intercepted the message and decrypted it?

Again, I could be wrong, but this has been what I was led to believe.
Uncle Noel
22-07-2004, 00:49
lol Uncle Noel.

Sorry.

It is a joke, in case you were wondering. Admittedly its a private and rather boring joke, but a joke nonetheless.
IDF
22-07-2004, 01:01
Parthians is an ally of mine so we inform each other of what we do and trade technologies and such.
The Parthians
22-07-2004, 01:02
Yes and he also has my encryption codes.

Anyway NWV you are not going to recieve anything.