NationStates Jolt Archive

Recent announcements that CM will offer free bottled water to the entire world are true. Over 50 billion 1 liter bottles of water will be offered to the world because CM realizes not everybody has access to good and clean water. The water is as it says on the bottle, "CM, the best around".


(Secret: The water has chemicals in it that make people susceptible to suggestion, and when they drink the water and see the "CM, the best around" it will become implanted in their minds that CM is the greatest nation on Earth!!!!) (Pause for evil laughing)


(occ- this could backfire on us if non-whites drink the water and then try to swarm into CM as masses of refugees, but we'd just sink their boats and mow them down at the border) The real purpose of this water is to get more whites to move to CM.


In other news CM Premier Curtis Fabus declared that CM lands are overcrowded and that we need living space, in his words, "Libya, Tennessee, and Egypt are just the beginning of our goal of attaining adequate living space. Our lands are terribly overcrowded and we need more room to live."

In others news it was announced in CM that families who have over 8 sons will receive 15 million dollars to help raise the children and get them into the best military training schools.

Also Paul Stahlecker has announced that CM will grant citizenship to "Any white man, woman, or child who wishes to live in the best darn county on the face of the Earth." CM immigration officials have been instructed to approve for entry any right wing whites seeking to move to CM. CM has also announced that any whites wishing to move to Mississippi will have their moving expenses covered, and they will be given $200,000 to help them settle into their new life in Mississippi.

Premier Fabus has called on all the oppressed right-wing whites of the world to "Return to your home, here in Mississippi, this is where you belong, where God wants you to be." It has been a long held belief by Mississippians that Mississippi is the land God promised to White Christians centuries ago. And as such, the "Right of return" as it is called, is available to any white Christian.

Occ- We're just trying to increase our population so we can have a larger tax base, more people to send to colonies, more men to be soldiers, and more women to breed more sons that will eventually become soldiers.

This seems a bit like my plan.

OOC: What kind of chemical? The only chem I know that makes people more vulnerable to suggestion is sodium pentothal, and pretty much every nation scans imports for it.

OOC: What kind of chemical? The only chem I know that makes people more vulnerable to suggestion is sodium pentothal, and pretty much every nation scans imports for it.


Super secret chemical that is not yet even known to be in existence. It can avoid all methods of detection except for one. Cats can smell it and are repulsed by it (In case you didn't know, cats have better smell than dogs. But they use dogs to sniff for drugs because cats cannot be trained like dogs can.)

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*slaps a godmode sticker on this topic and moves on*

*laughs a bit first*

*does the same as CR*

Sir this is an act of war against all black men. Against all the world. Stop all of your brainwashing and intrusions at once!

You have no evidence, all it could be is mass hysteria in people, I want to kill some Emmigrants(opposite of immigrants), ship 1 million gallons and we will distribute it with glee to the slave masses......

You have no evidence, all it could be is mass hysteria in people, I want to kill some Emmigrants(opposite of immigrants), ship 1 million gallons and we will distribute it with glee to the slave masses......

Okay, water shipped.

Super secret chemical that is not yet even known to be in existence. It can avoid all methods of detection except for one. Cats can smell it and are repulsed by it (In case you didn't know, cats have better smell than dogs. But they use dogs to sniff for drugs because cats cannot be trained like dogs can.)
yes this chemical is known to others i produce it!

Come on, water for all. :)

I guess you want to cleanse all black people, why not give it to all the people in africa, then you can cleanse them.......

I guess you want to cleanse all black people, why not give it to all the people in africa, then you can cleanse them.......


They won't take anything from us. Our foreign minister Paul Stahlecker went on the record as saying, "It's the first time nig--s didn't jump at something that was free."

It would be expensive, but blanket large cities with the water in special cargo planes, then there forced(It might evaporate and becom air borne), if your patient and tricky, do it during rain, so they won't notive extra water......

My people are blue
da bu di
da bu dai

"We are shipping 5 billion bottles of water to Sudan to help their impoverished people who don't have access to quality water. Why are we doing this? Because we care." (The exact words of foreign minister Paul Stahlecker)

*reading Rancinette de Barque's post*
"My people are...blue"?
"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!
Sorry, but what does that have to do with this?

EDIT:Yes...care about....people...er...yes......

well you can buy some solypotoutycloime- it counter acts the chemicals in the water
-$300,000 worth cleans 2million gallons

They won't take anything from us. Our foreign minister Paul Stahlecker went on the record as saying, "It's the first time nig--s didn't jump at something that was free."

You lame assed racist....youre not commie at all, youre a damn fascist!

You lame assed racist....youre not commie at all, youre a damn fascist!


Well the East Germans, Cubans, and Soviets were big on "equality" until they sent thousands of troops and advisors to Angola in the 70s. The east germans reported, "The natives are lazy, they refuse to carry heavy equipment, they are cowardly and often break at the first sign of any real enemy resistance." (That is the jist of their report)

The Cuban soldiers and Soviet advisors were also forced to conclude that the problem wasn't Angolan rebels not getting enough weapons, it was the angolans themselves.

Thats generally why its a bad idea having Communist in your name.

Well the East Germans, Cubans, and Soviets were big on "equality" until they sent thousands of troops and advisors to Angola in the 70s. The east germans reported, "The natives are lazy, they refuse to carry heavy equipment, they are cowardly and often break at the first sign of any real enemy resistance." (That is the jist of their report)

The Cuban soldiers and Soviet advisors were also forced to conclude that the problem wasn't Angolan rebels not getting enough weapons, it was the angolans themselves.


Soviets were stalinist, thats basically fascism.

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