NationStates Jolt Archive

Cran sat in the seat of his lair, watching the final loading of trucks, the trucks where being loaded with contaminated cocane, in the shape of Smarties.
They would be released in hundreds of nations across the world, in shops and post offices, children would die. He was being paid a lot to do this, to weaken other nations. He was being paid by the goverment of Aust.
Why? He did not know. But soon those lorrys would board ships and then would be releqqased in thousands of foregn food stores.
The cocane was just about undetectable, small amounts mixed into the chocolate of one smartie, weighing less than half a gram, but if you ate a packet, it would be deadly.

Nazguul is glad that we have absolutely no trade relations with Aust at this time.

Nazguul is glad that we have absolutely no trade relations with Aust at this time.
Ah well.

We must say that we do find your little evil plan amusing though.

Tyrandis is also glad that we have banned children from ingesting sweets, and have banned all foreign imports of sweets.

Lots of practice at undercover evil operations, on the surfice Aust is a good nation below the surface...

i'll take a million smarties(seriously)
*later*
mmmmmm smarites..wait this desn't taste li...*thud*

i'll take a million smarties(seriously)
*later*
mmmmmm smarites..wait this desn't taste li...*thud*
:D

Lol...

How much does it cost for a million? They're going to be used on....undesierables...... in skaven society.

How much does it cost for a million? They're going to be used on....undesierables...... in skaven society.
*Wonders about undesirables, Slaves, master moulders, high elves. You could destibute them before your all concoring campagn on Ultrhan and the lands of me. Well it's 30p a tube and their are 12 smarties in a tube so...brain hurt.

Yes fine...WHATS THE PRICE TAG
*Decends into ramblings and crazy looks*

I hope kids from my nation dont start dying Aust.....

I'm glad we don't allow just any "junk food" into our nation. We are a nation where exercise is mandatory (and the exercise takes place at a military training camp). Well actually 95% of the armed forces are real volunteers, 5% are "Those who were strongly urged to join".

We do have some chocolate, but it is mostly for the wealthy and elite. But we produce our own food, we produce lots of food and food products.

"Look, joe, you just can't sell those things here."

The import officer, a forty-ish overweight dark-skinned man, crossed his arms and gave the driver a look of smug satisfaction. He did everything by the book, but particularly enjoyed it when the figurative book required him to say,"no".

"Why not?" asked the driver, clearly puzzled.

The officer grabbed one of the packages of candy and held it in front of the driver's face. "See here? This package clearly says the contents are 'smarties'. That's a no-no. The 'Smarties' trademark is already registered with another candy company. You can't legally sell those here and call them 'smarties'."

The officer saw that the driver looked confused and dejected. "Look, joe, it's not that big a deal. We can contact the company and explain things, and they'll just have to come up with a new name and change the packaging, that's all. You can store that stuff at one of our warehouses until the mess is straghtened out, and we'll provided a room for you to stay at, free of charge. Cool?"

"Um, alright."

"Yeah. So just drive to the guard station and they'll let you know where to unload. Except, I'll be keeping this," the officer said, again holding up the one package. "For testing. Safety regulations, you know."

We would like to express our utter OOC uh...expression....of relief that we are highly selective of our trade partners, and anyone approved either face trade barriers steeper than the Grand Canyon or aren't allowed to trade at all.

OOC: Funny the number of people who don't want to be poisoned, come on people, it's for a RP.

IC: In Upper Cet Kola Ytovia we'll rename them Tubes.

We don't trade with you, sorry!

We don't trade with you, sorry!
Another one!

IC:All over skaven blight in the slave districs, specifically elves, stands appeared
"FREE CANDT(A skaven slave painted the wrong letter), COME ONE AND ALL"
These stands were distributing "Smarties"
And the elves came, not realizing, that everything "free" in skaven Blight, usually came with the heaviest price of all.....

IC:All over skaven blight in the slave districs, specifically elves, stands appeared
"FREE CANDT(A skaven slave painted the wrong letter), COME ONE AND ALL"
These stands were distributing "Smarties"
And the elves came, not realizing, that everything "free" in skaven Blight, usually came with the heaviest price of all.....
Lol...

OOC: Now I remember why I don't have relations with Aust. Because his RP's are absolutely horrid.

I see, so this is how they poison rats these days, hee heeeheee :gundge:
I wonder if this will polute the sewers more than they are already...perhaps, this calls for an experiment? :confused:

we'll buy some, I have a target nation.

CornixPes has just banned any imports of sweets and would like to politely applaud another crazy plan from Aust.

OOC: Now I remember why I don't have relations with Aust. Because his RP's are absolutely horrid.
Some of them are, from time to time i try to redeim myself but then i hve an idea and I use it.
The Parthians, you can have some.

Also, there are so many good nations on Ns, that if it wasn't for us evil nations who would you fight against.