Estados Unidos Mexican
20-07-2004, 08:57
The troubled peoples of Estados Unidos Mexican request military help to rid of Whittier from our nation currently under civil war....
Orgasmicum
20-07-2004, 11:04
:sniper: The troubled peoples of Estados Unidos Mexican request military help to rid of Whittier from our nation currently under civil war....
Just tell me how can I help you and Ill do it.
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Tell me the situation and i will be more than happy to help, I just need a little briefing. you no!!
EPYON corp
20-07-2004, 16:10
i can sell you mercenarys, for more info go to my thread called "new mercenery service" on the nation states bord. ill be happy to lease you my services. (note i will not be RPing with you, just sending you soldiers)
Omicron Alpha
20-07-2004, 16:37
Eh, Omicron Alpha Government Incorporated doesn't have a military at its disposal. Ah, I know who could help, please hold while I transfer you.
Sincerely;
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