NationStates Jolt Archive

As previously stated, Googlewoop, Bumkinville and Thewheelman have declared war on Southern South Africa, and MicNugget in preparation for the immanent invasion.

RegionalDefenceNet has been activated.

All program SAM and ASM sites around the region have been linked into the war room, Googleopolis
All program nuclear, biological and chemical clean up teams are on standby
The programs SWAT and Special Forces rapid reaction units are also stationed around the region and on standby

A special message to the traitor Solidus:

When we have turned the tide on your pathetic attempts to invade our region and we sweep across your allies nations, you will be sared no quarter.

You have betrayed our alliance and as a result are considered worse than the murderous scum who you are allied with.

Remember, the Order of the Mole will prevail

In addition to the above RDNet commitments, the war room Googleopolis has ordered the following Googlewooper Defence Forces from annual leave:

No. 1,2,3,4 and 5 interceptor squadrons - all leave cancelled - to be placed on high alert
No. 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 fighter squadrons - all leave cancelled - to be placed on high alert
No. 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15 fighter squadrons - all leave cancelled - placed on regular duty

Squadrons 16 through 100 to be advised

2nd Fighter wing also to be advised, no action pending


All carrier battle groups to report to home port 001

CV01 Googlewoop and CV02 battle group crews – all shore leave cancelled

DDG01 Hunter and DDG08 through DDG20 to return to home port 002


All Infantry, Special Forces, Armour, Artillery and Support battalion leave cancelled

All ground forces to report to home bases

For the moment and uneasy truce applies between the RDNet nations and Southern South Africa.

MicNugget and Solid B Snake however are still high threats.

RDNet protocol still applies.

We the Axis of Googlewoop repeat that War has been declared on the countries of the Alliance of Nations.

The Axis of Googlewoop comprises of:
-Solid B Snake
-Southern South Africa
-MicNugget
-The Commonwealth of Rusty Brown and Pretz
-Frisketopia
-Macentria

From The Tzar Kevin

In preparation for War:
________________________________
To Southern South Africa’s military forces:

No. 1- 5 Boonga Battalions - High alert
No. 6-10 Zulu Warrior Divisions - High alert
No. 11-15 Xhosa Warrior Divisions - High alert
No. 16-20 Armored Cavalry (Mounted Rhino) – Regular Duty
No. 16-20 Lightly Armored Cavalry (Mounted Leopard) – Regular Duty

No. 1-4 Air Defence Squadrons – Patrol Allied borders of MicNugget, Solidus B Snake, Commonwealth of Rusty Brown and Pretz, Macentria
No. 5+6 Air Defence Squadrons – Patrol nation borders
No. 7-11 Attack Squadrons – Regular Duty

No. 1, 2, 3 Navies – Regular Duty
Frigates: HTKS Springbok, HTKS Cheetah, HTKS Swallow – Patrol surrounding waters
Aircraft Carriers: HTKS Hippo, HTKS Crocodile, HTKS Buffalo – All crew Regular Duty
_______________________________________

And remember the Mole Catcher will prevail!

Yours, The Tzar Kevin

We are awaiting the position of MicNugget's Badger Brigades.

When possible, would President Mikey State his position.

Yours in impatiance, The Tsar Kevin

OOC: Jebus, Kevin's warmed to this 'Role Playing thingy' pretty quickly!

To Kevin and Co.

We can't start Role Playing untill you tell us what all your countries are like and whether they're separate islands or joined or whatever, maps are good.

I'll bring the map we did of the dependencies ages ago to school for you.

Let it be known that The Kick Ass Nation of Solid B Snake supports to end to the rain of terror that is the Dependencies of Googlewoop and all of its supporters. You will be crush beneath the feet of my superior forces. Were it not for the undeniable and unjust treats that you have made against those who you would say are lesser nation I would not have joined the opposing side. But you have forced me to take measures that ensure your destruction. The day of reckoning is drawing near and you will shake at the sound of the name SOLID B SNAKE when I crush your land beneath my boots.

From the desk of chief marshall Micnugget
Military Status as of 16:48 hours
4th Badger Brigade (Airbourne) - Meeting with Boonga Brigade to discuss tactics
2nd infantry division - On full alert
1st Platoon of Badger Archers - Preparing to Attack Googlewoop
Air Commodore Mikey - Loading up
Tsar Kevin - fight hard
over and out

My sister requires control of my commucations system
will be back

To Frisketopian Military Personal,

ARMY
1st Brigade Heavy Cavalry - ready for war
3rd Division Light Cavalry - patrol eastern border

AIRFORCE
2nd Eagle Battalion (Airbourne) - Reconnaissance of enemy territory

NAVY
War ships: FFTSS Standardbred, FFTSS Thoroughbred, FFTSS Clydsdale - crew ready

From General Kate

Report No. 23345347858
Information and Statistics for the axis of Googlewoop regarding The armed republic of Micnugget
Population: 128 million
Tax Rate: 22%
Basic Landscape: Large Badger shaped piece of land South of South Africa but North of Tsar Kevins Southern South Africa, inpenaterable by infantry on north, east and western boundries because of high mountain ranges.
Polictical Status: Part of the Axis of Googlewoop
Military: Largely consists of badger brigades (infantry, mounted, airbourne and archers) Interbreeding with the boonga women of Southern South africa has also created the Boonga Badger, a ferocius creature which of only two platoons exhist so far. Scientists are trying to create a Zulu Badger but all efforts have failed so far.
Hope this info is helpfull in planning our attack allies
Cheif Marshall Mikey

A reminder to all new nations that RolePlaying on Nation States is mostly done in a modern time period with bullets, tanks etc.

These are the weapons that our forces will be using and even though your nations are small, you are not restricted to archers and cavalry. Even small nations in RealLife have guns etc. Just make your forces believable for nations of your size.

TO MR. MOLE:

When our PLAN is put into action you will have to gather the correct information from your "associates" in order to relate to me near exact numbers of EVERY kind of asset being used. Only with this information can we assure an effective annihilation without unwanted surprises.

A QUESTION FOR MICNUGGET:

Are your mountains snowy? How high?


This also brings up another issue for new nation - In RolePlaying it is important to understand what you HAVE to tell a person if they ask you and what you don't. A good key that I always use is putting the issue into a RealLife situation.

e.g. is it possible to look up how high the USA's mountains are: yes
is it possible to look up the code to the stealth bomber hangers: no

Since all this RolePlaying is happening in our heads it is important to be accurate and consistent in what you tell people about your nation. It's pretty easy to figure out what that country would know about your country in RealLife and what they wouldn't.

Make sure if a nation requests information of you that you think about it. If what they ask is a legitimate question you are obligated by RolePlay etiquette to answer truthfully.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER ABOUT ROLEPLAYING:

You must tell your opponent what you are doing for him to react and when he does or when you react, only you have the power to say what damage has been inflicted to your nation or troops or ships or whatever. Again make sure it's believable.

e.g. 32 casualties after an atom bomb drop is NOT believable. If your opponent is being unfair, tell him to fix it.

This is where the best RolePlayers win - knowing what to tell and what not to and how to twist surprises, ambushes and secret operations into there writing.

But you all seem to have picked this up quickly so I'm not worried about any of you.

Report on Southern South Africa

Population on 27/7/04: 133 million

Tax rate on 27/7/04: 58%

Landscape:
3000 - 6000 ft mountain range bordering the eastern third of the island. Inside the range is a extensive alpine forest.
Lush rainforests covering the far east with an active volcano on the most eastern point.
In between are many grasslands; home to the springbok and boonga tribes.

People:
The Boonga, Xhosa and Zulu tribes live mainly on the savannah.

Compiled by the Boonga Chieftain, Sepo (enviromental advisor to the Tzar Kevin)

An amazing scientific breakthrough in Southern South Africa:

Deep underground, the top scientists of the nation have brought Neanderthals back into existence!

DNA of a Neanderthal was found to be preserved on active volcano of Southern South Africa.
Since Neanderthals and the Boonga people are so similar in physique and brain-power, the DNA was inserted into the uterus of a Boonga woman to create a Neanderthal.

This test Neanderthal named Kieran (for obvious reasons) is going to be the base for a new breed of soldiers, and one day may help to the discovery of the Zulu badger (scientific project of Dictator Mikey).

Yours in excitement, the Minister of Science, Dr Ntshangse

Micnuggettown cloning research facillity
Report No. 2345526868565
Regarding attempts to create the Zulu badger
Chromosones taken from both the badger and the Zulu have been combined to create the Zulu badger. Several clones have been made - with only 10% being mutated in some way. Preparations are being made to create the 1st division now.
Giben Joe (Head of Micnuggettown cloning research facillity)

From the Atlas on Micnugget's wildlife
Standing around 3 metres (10 feet) the Boonga Badger is a feisty creature, which roams the savannah in packs of 20 to 30, feeding on anything. Very heavy (largest known 1.3 tonnes) the Boonga Badger can put on quick bursts of speed before runnning out of energy. It can constantly be heard at night. making noises similar to that of Steve Mizzi playing basketball. Although there are a few wild herds still left - males make up a growing number of platoons in Micnugget's army and females are in a breeding program (although it is nearly impossible to tell the sexes apart) Boonga badgers are surprisingly good at using weapons, particulary miniguns which they have no trouble controlling. Very resistant to bullets - but their ample hair makes them suseptable to fire.

Bumkinville has formally put forward the aid of B52 Air bombers for the air raid. This shall commence once the word from the Dependencies of Googlewoop comes through. Also ground force coded Nuggetsdead are geared up and at the ready for deployment...awaiting orders...let the fun begin.

Note: This is about 1% of my full army capacity, but it should be enough for this one ;)

Good day comarades,

I am Otto von Robinstien, special operations commander of thewheelman's armed forces, appologies for my late arrival, i was tied up with some millitary testing on some of my "subjects". I am preparing my SFSOF's (Special Forces SOF's) for deployment to aid Googlewoop and Bumpkinville. My EPD (EMP Power Disruptor) devices will be ready within the next 24 hours.

The following forces will be depolied when googlewoop commands.

Company 1 and 2 SFSOF units
Battalion 1 Standard SOF units
Hobo Battalion 1 - 3 (now with pistols!)

Otto von Robinstien out

Attention all military
In preparation for any attack...
Boonga Badger Boarder gaurd - Quadriple
Badger Brigade (Airbourne) - Patrol
Anti-aircraft guns - full alert - trained to the sky
Order of the mole - Activated
That is all
Cheif Marshall Michael

In readiness for an air-strike:

To all anti-aircraft installations – ready for surprise attack, all officers to positions.

5 + 6 Defence Squadrons – Patrol cities

12 + 13 Reconnaissance Squadrons – Patrol at a 100km radius from national coast.

Yours Field Marshal Kevin

To the unlucky enemies of the AG:

The Axis Order of the Mole will prevail!

Yours in Might The Tsar Kevin

To Cheif Marshall Michael
To protect against any EMP attacks...

All Micnugget's electrical equipment has been "hardened" to protect itself from an EMP. The basic concern of protection is cutting down the outside EMP level. Metallic shielding has been used to route EMP fields away from vital electrical components. If anything is also connected to a cable, transient protection including surge protectors, wire termination procedures, screened isolated transformers, protective enclosures, spark gaps, and filters are used to protect at the point of entry. To protect against EMP in an indirect way, other methods have been used, such as increasing immediate backup units and avoidance.
From Secretary of Defence Donald Ilikerumsfield

To President Mikey,

In light of your success in the protection against EMP, please sent your top engineers and electricians to my country to begin hardening my electrical equipment.
Please be prompt; time is of the essence.

Yours in Friendship, The Tsar Kevin

To Cheif Marshall Michael
To protect against any EMP attacks...

All Micnugget's electrical equipment has been "hardened" to protect itself from an EMP. The basic concern of protection is cutting down the outside EMP level. Metallic shielding has been used to route EMP fields away from vital electrical components. If anything is also connected to a cable, transient protection including surge protectors, wire termination procedures, screened isolated transformers, protective enclosures, spark gaps, and filters are used to protect at the point of entry. To protect against EMP in an indirect way, other methods have been used, such as increasing immediate backup units and avoidance.
From Secretary of Defence Donald Ilikerumsfield

HA! Otto, they have no idea do they!

In spite of their feeble efforts to thwart your operation, I suggest you have your EMP personell prepared for imediate activation of the pre arranged EMP plan.

To Mr. Mole and other allies,

All preparations for operation Moley are complete. This means Mr. Mole is free to launch operation Moley whenever he is ready.


1-5 and 6-10 Infantry Legions (Legion =1000, Century=100 and Patrol=10 men) are in position at 'Tail' and 'Leg'.
1-5 Special Forces Legions are in position inland of point 'Mike'.

All specialists within each patrol except for the radio trooper role have been 'equipped' meaning each patrol now consists of:

6 assault infantry (FAMAS G2 assault rifle), 1 Sniper (FAMAS sniper assault rifle), 1 Field Medic (P-90 SMG), 1 Heavy Suppression Trooper (heavy carbine, belt fed machine gun) and 1 mobile artillery (shoulder mounted rocket launcher, capable of heat seeking large targets)


In addition, the 1st Heavy ‘Cavalry’ (tank) Legion (Legion=100, Century=10 and patrol=3 vehicles) equipped with Kampfpanzer Leopard 2A6 MBT have moved in behind 1-5 Special Forces Legions positions at point ‘Mike’

The 2nd light ‘cavalry’ Legion equipped with Bradley Light Fighting Vehicles is being placed on high alert behind the MBT’s position as infantry support if needed.

The 1st Legion Heavy Artillery equipped with M198 155mm Howitzers (range 22km) have been dig in around a kilometre from the Special Forces current position.

The 1st Field Support legion is also setting up a field hospital and engineering post behind the main force.

LET IT BE MADE CLEAR THAT EQUAL CARE WILL BE SHOWN TO WOUNDED ENEMY AS TO WOUNDED ALLIES!


In addition, CN002 Battlegroup Carrier Battlegroup has been moved out of ‘Port Alpha’ in preparation to eliminate enemy naval targets and ‘mop up’.

CN002 Slazenger (Googlewoop class Carrier-Nuclear)
GMD003 and GMD004 (Hunter class Guided Missile Destroyers)
GMC002 (Slazenger class Guided Missile Cruiser)
GMF002 (Guided Missile Frigate)

Googlewooper naval roles are as follows:

CN – Air to Air, Shipping and Ground operation using the MiG-29K as an interceptor/fighter, the F/A-18 Hornet as a fighter/ground attack and the BAe Sea Harrier as a ground attack/close air support aircraft.

GMD – Specifically a ship to ship weapons platform and a primary missile air defence platform for any battlegroup. Also capable of medium range (in navy terms) shore bombardment operations.

GMC – Primary mission is as a large gunboat used for shore bombardment and large ship to ship operations. Also an excellent missile air defence platform.

GMF – Mainstay anti submarine warfare platform. Capable of limited anti shipping and missile air defence operations.


Any ally unclear of what the above operation involves should telegram me. Thank you.

Donald Ducksfelt
C in C, Googlewooper Defence Headquarters

To Chief Marshal Mikey, General Ben and allies,

The Southern South African Army is as follows:

INFANTORY
_______________________
Boonga Battalions no 1-5:
- Best at desert warfare, mountainous/alpine regions

Battalion – 1000 soldiers
Division – 100 soldiers
Group – 10 Soldiers

Group:
4 Assault Boonga – titanium/iron alloy spear launchers,
3 Ranged Boonga – Composite Fibre Bows,
1 Witch Doctor,
1 Sniper - Composite Fibre Crossbow,
1 Mobile artillery – Heavyweight Boonga rocket launcher

Note: Both Boonga-men and Boonga-women fight.
________________________
Zulu Warrior Battalions no 6-10:
- Plain/flat ground specialists, fast and mobile

Battalion – 800 soldiers
Division – 80 soldiers
Group – 8 soldiers

Group:
6 Zulu Infantry – Ionised polonium spears
1 Witch Doctor
1 Mobile artillery – Lightweight Zulu rocket launcher
_______________________
Xhosa Warrior Battalions no 11-15:
- Jungle/Forested area specialists, quiet – good surprise attackers.

Battalion – 1200 soldiers
Division – 120 soldiers
Group – 12 soldiers

Group:
8 Xhosa Infantry –Aluminium spear launchers
2 Snipers – Aluminium/Nickel Alloy Cross bow
1 Witch Doctor
1 Mobile artillery –Xhosa Grenade launcher (low noise)
____________________________

CAVALRY
_________________
Heavy no 1-5:

Battalion – 216 units
Division – 36 units
Group – 6 units

Group:
3 Mounted Rhino- power
3 Mounted Buffalo - speed
_______________________
Light no 6-10:

Battalion – 216 units
Division – 36 units
Group – 6 units

Group:
3 Mounted Lion - power
3 Mounted Leopard - speed
_____________________
Reconnaissance no 11+12:

Division – 30 units
Group – 3 units

Group:
3 Mounted Cheetahs (mount: Boonga Dwarf)
________________________

In light of Googlewoop’s uncharacteristic generosity:
EQUAL CARE WILL BE SHOWN TO WOUNDED ENEMY AS TO WOUNDED ALLIES!

Fight Bravely my Allies!

Yours Field Marshal Kevin

Bumkinville has fully qualified specialist technicians at the ready, if any assisstance is needed plz make contact.

Also at the ready:

30 Tigershark fighter planes equipped with 2 MDW639 missiles. The tigershark fighters are resistant to any radar and can travel extremely fast.

Special Covert Opperators are also with the troops, they are highly trained to infiltrate and destroy key elements to the enemy's attack. All are awaiting the 'go ahead' signal from Googlewoop.

Any more assisstance, whether its for air-rades, ground battles or sea battles, Googlewoop please notify me as i have troops, tanks, and submarines at the ready for deployment.

Yours (not at all)

John Hoe ward

Asain Rebellers PiNoY of Bumkinville.

To Chief Marshal Mikey, General Ben and allies,

The Southern South African Navy is in ship shape and is as follows:

Each of the 3 Navies is made up of:
1 Aircraft carrier, 1 Cruiser, 1 Destroyer, 1 or 2 Frigates and 1 or 2 submarines

NAVY
_______________________
Aircraft carriers: Boonga Class
- HTKS Hippo
- HTKS Crocodile
- HTKS Buffalo

Speed: 30 knots
Aeroplanes: 44 F-14 Tomcats, 33 F/A-18 Hornets, 8 Anti-submarine Aircraft, 3 Seahawk helicopters
Displacement (tonnes): 90,000
_______________
Cruisers: Cat Class
- HTKS Lion
- HTKS Leopard
- HTKS Lynx
Speed: 30 knots
Displacement (tonnes): 20,000
________________
Destroyers: Scavenger Class
- HTKS Hyena
- HTKS Jackal
- HTKS Vulture
Speed: 30 knots
Displacement (tonnes): 7,000
________________
Frigates: Bird Class
- HTKS Robin
- HTKS Hoopoe
- HTKS Sea eagle
- HTKS Swallow
- HTKS Weaver
Speed: 29 knots
Displacement (tonnes): 4,000
________________
Fast Patrol Boats: Antelope Class
- HTKS Springbok
- HTKS Kudu
- HTKS Eland
- HTKS Gazelle
Speed: 25 knots
Displacement (tonnes): 700
________________
Submarines
- HTKS Great White
- HTKS Flamingo
- HTKS Sea Lion
- HTKS Seal
Speed: 25 knots
_________________

Note: HTKS means ‘His Tsar Kevin’s Ship’

Yours Field Marshal Kevin

The cloned Neanderthals number at 64 now as more preserved DNA has been found. They are now breeding and have been officially named people of Southern South Africa. Kieran, Their Chief has learnt Basic English, the rest are yet to learn.
An area near the far east of Southern South Africa has been given to them to colonize.

Yours, the Minister of Science, Dr Ntshangse

To all concerned Army officers,

No. 15 Xhosa Battalion – 1 x 1200 => to most southern point of the nation
--
No. 1-3 Boonga Battalions – 3 x 800 (2400) => Entrench on eastern shore of Frisketopia
--
No. 11-14 Xhosa battalions – 4 x 1200 (4800) => Point Alpha
No. 1+2 Light Cavalry battalions – 2 x 216 (432) => Point Alpha
No. 6+7 Heavy Cavalry battalions – 2 x 216 (432) => Point Alpha

Note: Point alpha is now 500km south of previous position. (100km grid lines)
--

From: General Frisket

To all concerned Navy officers,

1st Navy => Point Alpha
--
2nd Navy => patrol waters between RBP (Rusty Brown and Pretz) and Frisketopia
- Attack any approaching enemy navy
--
All Fast Patrol Boats => Patrol Coast – watch for approaching enemy
--

From: Admiral Tessa

To all Military Personal of MicNugget,

Due to President Mikey’s illness, he has asked me to tell you that:

No. 1-10 Badger Brigade is to proceed to point Alpha 10 x 1000 (10,000)
(500km south of area previously stated)

No. 1-3 Boonga badgers – to proceed to point Bravo and if need be, engage enemy troops
Note: First travel to Southern South Africa then board Southern South Africa Transport Vessels)

Your President should recover from the work virus at 8:00 Saturday, maybe even earlier.

From the Tsar Kevin

I previously stated that: No. 1-3 Boonga Battalions – 3 x 800 (2400) => Entrench on eastern shore of Frisketopia

It should have been 3 x 1000 (3000) troops.

From: General Frisket

Thankyou Tsar Kevin for your wonderfull handling of my country. I repeat all orders given by the great Tsar are final. Waiting to hear for confirmed airstrike before attacking.
Further orders...
Boarder gaurd - no new arrivals into the country
All Power Stations - Zulu badgers have been deployed to gaurd
I repeat - ready to attack, waiting for airstrike...
Chief Marshall Michael

Note: references to points like point 'Gamma, Charlie' are references to the major cities on all of your maps of Googlewoop and it won’t matter if you know what they mean. I only put them in for ‘sound good’ value.

Gamma, Charlie - Googleopolis
Sierra, Lima - Slazenger
Hotel, Uniform - Hunter
Sierra, Tango - Stealth
Sierra, Whiskey - Swimmer
Sierra, November - Snowy



To Mr. Mole:

REPORT, REPORT!

Check your telegrams immediately!


To the Air Marshallary:

SCRAMBLE! SCRAMBLE!

All MiG 29 Interceptor Squadrons point 'Gamma Charlie' (sqn. 1-5), point Sierra, Lima (sqn. 6-10) and point 'Hotel, Uniform' (sqn. 11-15) PATROL SCRAMBLE!


All F/A 18 Strike Squadrons point 'Gamma Charlie' (sqn. 61-65), point Sierra, Lima (sqn. 66-70) and point 'Hotel, Uniform' (sqn. 71-75) EXPECT SCRAMBLE!


All MiG 29 Interceptor Squadrons point 'Sierra, Tango' (sqn. 16-20) and point 'Sierra, Whiskey' (sqn. 21 -25) PATROL SCRAMBLE!
HIGH ALERT!


All F/A 18 Strike Squadrons, point 'Sierra, Tango' (sqn. 76-80) and point 'Sierra, Whiskey' (sqn. 81-85) prepare for ASM, READY SCRAMBLE!
HIGH ALERT!



Due to the unexpected force of Southern South Africa’s Navy, the following orders have been issued to Admiral I. Sailallot.


Carrier Battle Group CN002 ‘Slazenger’ is to ship out of port MNP002 and patrol the ‘Hind Bite’. Officer commanding to be ready for orders to support point ‘Mike’.


Carrier Battle Group CN001 FLAG ‘Googlewoop’ is to prepare for departure from port MNP001



Troops at point ‘Mike’ are to be re-enforced immediately with the 2nd Heavy cavalry (tank) Legion and the 11th - 20th Infantry Legions.

Donald Ducksfelt
The War Room, Googleopolis

HEY, CHECK IT OUT WE CAN ADD ATTACHMENTS!

Sorry, I forgot to post weapons stats for above aircraft.


MiG-29M (Interception)

6 R77 AA-12 ADDER Long Range AAM

The ADDER is the main interception missile of the MiG-29. The extremely expensive solid fuel version has an effective range of 200km, outranging the F-14s ‘Phoenix’ By 40km.

2 R73 AA-11 ARCHER Short Range AAM (Outperforms US sidewinder and European ASRAAM)


F/A-18 Hornet (ASM – Air to Surface (Shipping) Missile Mission)

4 HARPOON ASM (Medium Range Anti Shipping Missile)

2 HARM Anti Radiation Missiles (also known as Anti RADAR, these missiles use the ‘waves’ from a RADAR station to home in and hit the source)

1 AMRAAM (Advanced Medium Range AAM)

2 AIM-9 Sidewinders (Short Ranged AAM)

Look, it's the attack of the killer smileys! :eek: :sniper: :mp5:

These forums have some awesome smileys!

OFFER OF SURRENDER

To the leaders of the Axis of Googlewoop,

After reviewing your military and noticing that most of your troops are equipped with spears and other sharp thingies, I feel it is my duty to formally ask for your surrender now before my high command sends our much more superiorly armed troops against your spear throwing minions.

I ask this as an honourable man not as a commander as I see a massacre if your Boongas and Badgers attempt to fight against our troopers.

If you accept no disciplinary action will be taken against any citizen or nation from your axis.

Please contact my staff immediately if you accept and we can arrange for you to lay down your sword on neutral ground.

If not:

Could MicNugget please inform us of the makeup of a Boonga Badger Brigade and whether a regular Badger Brigadier is the size and shape of an animal badger or otherwise.

Donald Ducksfelt
The War Room, Googleopolis

To all nations,
The Axis of Googlewoop will never surrender!

You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Our brave endeavors will be etched among the triumphs of the world other for all eternity!
Yours in courage and determination, his majesty, The Tsar Kevin and all his honorable allies

For your information,

My forces equipped with spears are so for a reason; they are silent. The brave and honorable MicNugget’s Boonga Badgers are 3 metres and weigh a tonne. Your forces are both noisy and weak.

Yours in Might, the Tsar Kevin

To the Frisketopian Military :sniper: :

The Thoroughbred Assault Infantry Divisions 1-4 (4000 troops :gundge: ) – land 100km north of the city swimmer. Travel by land to attack :mp5: city.

All naval vessels ;) – travel to the defend east of Frisketopia.

From the Abominable (very unpleasant :( to experience :headbang: ), Emperor :p Kate :D .

Good evening comrades,

Googlewoop: I hand over command of my SOF's and Hobo divisions, i have sent you the appropriate command software
I will remain in control of the SFSOFs and emp divisons.

The sfsofs are preparing to be deployed to MicNugget and Southern South africa. I am preparing a 3rd hobo unit to be deployed to friskietopia (ooc: heh hobos should do it).


otto out

To all interested nations,

Due to my booming population, the new Neanderthal people and some other reasons, I have done some restructuring to my mighty army:

The Southern South African Army is as follows:

Note: All Battalions 1-20 are on Regular Duty, the rest are Reserves

INFANTORY

Boonga Battalions - Best at desert warfare, mountainous/alpine regions
100 Battalions (100,000 troops)

<Weapons as posted previously>
______________________
Zulu Warrior Battalions - Plains/Savannah ground specialists, fast and mobile
100 Battalions (80,000 troops)

<Weapons as posted previously>
__________________________
Xhosa Warrior Battalions - Jungle/Forested area specialists, quiet – good surprise attackers.

100 Battalions (120,000 troops)

<Weapons as posted previously>
__________________________
Neanderthal Battalions – All terrain troops, strong and loyal

10 Battalions (8000 troops)

Battalion – 800 soldiers
Division – 80 soldiers
Group – 8 Soldiers

Group:
5 Neanderthal Infantry – Iron spear launchers,
1 Witch Doctor,
1 Sniper – Iron Fibre Crossbow,
1 Mobile artillery – Mobile Missile launcher
____________________
Total of all possible Infantry (Reserve included): 308,000

CAVALRY
<see above posts for more info>
_________________
Heavy

20 Battalions – 4,320 units (216 x 20)
_______________________
Light

20 Battalions – 4,320 units (216 x 20)
_______________________
Reconnaissance

20 Divisions – 600 units (30 x 20)
_______________________
All possible Cavalry: 9240 units


I REPEAT: All Battalions 1-20 are on Regular Duty, the rest are Reserves

Yours General Frisket

To all concerned military,

Boonga Battalions 4+5: Patrol all power stations, power transformers (of which there aren't many)

All anti-aircraft installations - continue high alert

All fast patrol boats - no suspicious vessels allowed into national waters.

Yours, Field Marshal Kevin

Good Afternoon

Previously, Bumkinville has indeed offered its 1st and 2nd Infantry Divisions to the aid of Googlewoop. That invitation has been accepted so Commander Tiger will take over from here.

Attention, this is Commander Tiger speaking.

I would like the following to happen;

1st and 2nd Infantry Divisions deployed, starting the short trek to Googlewoop of where Googlewoop will direct you to your specific co-ordinates.

Meanwhile, 70 fighter planes from BAF (Bumkinville Air Force) are at security code red, patroling Bumkinville's Borders. They are equipped with the nations strongest missile - the TCF67-3, which are incredibly accurate and can fire at a target from a long distance. BAF have direct orders to destroy any suspicious, or unidentified objects crossing the borders. The remaining fighter planes, equipped with the same missiles, are going to be deployed, heading for Googlewoop where they will await for further instructions.

Also, awaiting for very accurately timed instructions, Bumkinville has naval ships at the ready for deployment. They are equipped with underwater missiles. At the moment there are 150 ships at the ready, more are being prepared as we speak.

As a last bit defense for the Infantry Divisions, they will have a few people there carrying any shields in big packs, in preparation for the event of Micnugget and Schroeder letting there spears loose.

Technical Support, as previously stated is there for assisstance for any mishaps that may occur. These includes a variety of Engineers and Mechanics. There are also first aid divisions being deployed to assist any fighters who are wounded during the course of this war.

The Nation of Bumkinville is at Security Level Red, ready for any sudden attacks that the underdogs may try and pull off.

All are ready for this war to start, awaiting orders from Googlewoop

"Play hard, but play fair" Redge Reagan 2004

Regards

Asain Rebellers PiNoY of Bumkinville.

In your last post you said your nation had 160 ships, could you please explain what kind each is.
Yours, the intrigued Tsar Kevin

To the Frisketopian Military :sniper: :

The Thoroughbred Assault Infantry Divisions 1-4 (4000 troops :gundge: ) – land 100km north of the city swimmer. Travel by land to attack :mp5: city.

All naval vessels ;) – travel to the defend east of Frisketopia.

From the Abominable (very unpleasant :( to experience :headbang: ), Emperor :p Kate :D .

Very good to see mini Shroeder getting into it and the Pole Playing is fine except that you failed to tell everyone when your ships set out, wait the resulting tiome for them to move to the coast and then get past any shipping or land defences I may have.

Please take all these into concideration and repost your attack and I will respond.

Could Southern South Africa tell us the total number of men in his military and what percentage of his population this is?

Nice first RolePlay post Sanders but Schroeder is right, you must be more specific with types of ships and ranges of missiles. (Make sure they are still believable though)

To clarify, when asking, always tell your opponent that you are attacking and ask what you are going to run into BEFORE actually attacking.

Obviously this part of the Role Play process is susceptible to cheating but we have to trust that the person being attacked won't suddenly have a huge amount of troops in the area unless they can explain it and that the person attacking doesn't suddenly decide, nah, too many and pull out.

The Boonga Badgers have arrived at point beta (on the coast north-east of hunter) they are marching toward Hunter...
Airstrike carried out on Stealth, Hunter, Slazenger and Googleopolis by Air commodore Mikey (by 50 Bombers)
Cheif Marshall Michael

No. of Boonga Badgers 3 x 5000 Platoons (15000)

After reviewing new intelligence, the War Room, Googleopolis has ordered that the troops situated at point ‘Mike’ be reinforced to provide an adequate defence against a any attack. The total number of units now stationed at point ‘Mike’ is listed below.

1-20 Infantry Legions (20 000 Infantry)
1-10 Special Forces Legions (10 000 Infantry)

1-5 Heavy Cavalry Legions (500 MBTs)
1-5 Light Cavalry Legions (500 Light Fighting Vehicles)

1 Heavy Artillery Legion (100 155mm Howitzers)

1-5 Support Legions (medical staff stationed at 5 field hospitals)


150-155 Close Support Squadrons, flying A-10 Thunderbolts, are at READY SCRAMBLE 5 minutes flying time away.

26-30 Interceptor Squadrons, previously no orders given, have been relocated from Snowy to an airfield 5 minutes from point ‘Mike’

Donald Ducksfelt
The War Room, Googleopolis

A cease fire has been called between everyone so that the important leaders of each nation can have dinner. Be back at 19:30 AEST

To Chief Marshal Mikey, General Ben and allies,

The Southern South African Air Force (SSAAF) is as follows:

ATTACK AIRCRAFT
- F-15 Eagle Fighter: Air to Air Combat
- A-10 Warthog: Air to Ground
- F/A-18: Air to Surface (Sea)
- B-1 Stealth Bomber

DEFENSE/INTERCEPT AIRCRAFT
- Tornado

RECONNAISSANCE AIRCRAFT
- E-3A: Early warning (Airborne Warning and Control System)
- Canberra PR9: High altitude reconnaissance

TANKER AIRCRAFT
- VC-10: 2 wing hose, air to air refueling aircraft

TRANSPORT AIRCRAFT
- Hercules C4: Large transport, up to 128 infantry.
- BAe 125: Transport for government ministers, senior military officers and the Tsar Kevin

Helicopters
- The AH-64 Apache: Attack Helicopter
- Chinook HC2: Transport helicopter – 10 tonnes Freight / 54 troops

From: Air Marshal Shadow

ok then, schroeder, very well i shall do as you ask.

i have at present, some destroyers, frigates and battleships

Xhosa battalions 7-10 (1200x4) => Point alpha
Yours Chief Marshal Kevin

I asked for Information.

All the troops that needed to be deployed have been deployed, and have reached the coast of Googlewoop. all are awaiting for instructions.

John Hoeward

Asian Rebellers

I currently have, deployed,

80 destroyers
70 frigates and
10 battleships

all these ships are all SAM and ASM capable

satisfied?

Your leader has again come down with the very contagious work virus. He has asked me to give you the following directions:

The 3 platoons of 5000 Boonga badgers (15000) at point Bravo - Be alert, but not alarmed.

Yours, the Tsar Kevin

50 B-1 Stealth Bombers + 60 F-15 escorts => Air raid of the city Stealth
Yours, Air Marshal Shadow

Orders from Googlewoop,

All Ships to head towards Point R18. (refer to map)

All to be alert and ready for anything.

[METAL GEAR REX SPECIFICATIONS]

Created by: Armstech Land Systems Dept.
Full Project Name: Metal Gear Rex0023b
Type: Walking Battle Tank (WBT)
Crew Seating: 1 (nose cockpit)

[Armament]
Machine guns: 4xg12.7 mm in the nose (covering 60 arc to the front)
Air Ordinance: 2 x 6 round pod Phalanga-F (AT-3 "Rain From Heaven") radio-guided anti-troop missiles, 4 long range anti-missile interceptor launchers
Rail Gun: 18.5 m Rail Gun (Special Ops Optimum Bombardment 422 "Widowmaker", launch tube:
Standard (conventional, nuclear) launch tube: Standard (conventional, nuclear) plus standard anti-tank rounds
Ammunition: 15,000x12.7 mm, 72 Phalange-F Reds, 24 long range interceptors, 1x Cruise AGM-129 ACM, 50 standard anti-tank rounds

Length (gun forward): 18.9m
Length (hull): 7.455mm
Width: 5.70 m
Height (gun forward): 12m
Height (gun up): 13m
Weight (combat): 505.450kg
Power-to-weight Ratio: 450hp/ton Engine: Armstech AGM 4000 "Behemoth" [ CLASSIFIED ]
Maximum Road Speed: 140.777 km/h
Maximum Range: 1,505km
Fuel Capacity: 5,550lit
Armor: [ CLASSIFIED ] Armour (type): Laminate/Steel
NBS System: Yes

Commander of SSA

Move your forces towards point N15 (the cat's ass).

I will be moving my elite attack force to the beachfront and provide support.

Over and out

To SOF troops

By order of our great and esteemed leader Googlewoop

SOF Batalion 1 (2000 SOF) will be deployed to point 'Mike' (point n14)

All troops have borded the ships and are on their way


otto out

All 50 MiG-29 Interceptors are scrambled from Stealth air bases as soon as RADAR picks up the bombers.

They have RADAR contact around 20 Kilometres from the coast and each fire 6 AA12 ADDER missiles at a range of 200 Kilometres.


All 50 Eurofigheters are scrambled as a second wave ready to intercept remaining bombers. All are armed with European Meteor BVRAAMs ranged at over 100 kilometres.

1st navy proceed to point N16
Attack any enemy.
From Admiral Tessa

Forces move towards N15.

We may make it to the beach without any resistance if we're lucky.

reinforce raid with 50 F-15
From Air Marshal Shadow

My forces grow tired as they wait for googlewoop to tell them whether they have landed or not!

During the first wave of the raid:
8/50 B-1 down
27/60 F-15 down
Yours, Air Marshal Frisket

To sof troops

all controll of battalion one has been handed to googlewoop, good luck comrades, i will ready the sfsofs

Bugger, it seems we fired the missiles too soon! - Air Marshall Deans

The eurofighters close to 90 km and fire 2/4 BVRAAMs each and then enter manoeuvres to start dogfighting

Once again the amazing green Boonga baron in his home made F-15.235 outperforms again!
He returns to base with a mere 345 bullet hits!
The Baron will once again be the idol of all Big hairy Boonga females!

The F-15 fall prey to the aerobic abilities of the eurofighters. Another 5 go down before the order to retreat is given.

There are no naval forces in the cove surrounding N15 through which SSA and Solidus’ forces are passing. The beach and start of the rainforest is being patrolled by around 2000 troops.

2 Eurofighters are blown out of the sky by SSA (southern South Africa) AMRAAMS

All aircraft return to base for rearming and refueling.

(EXCELLENT ROLE PLAY SHROEDER!)

The Cruiser, HTKS Lion begins bombarding the beach.

A squadran of 6 Harriers are sent to clear the beach with a bombing run.

One of the harriers bombs goes off taking out one of the harriers as they make their way to the beach.

The remaining harriers drop their payload of the beach in sector N14.

13 troops are dead after the bombs and shells from the UNEXPECTED attack from SOLIDUS and SSA.

All other troops fall back into the rainforest 500m.

Xhosa Warrior Battalion 8 (1200 men) => land on beach

1 beaching vessel sinks due to a stray shell from HTKS Lion. 120 men lost

Attention, all troops are to move to Point Mike immediately, act swiftly and with minimum fuss.

The 19 and 20 Infantry Legions are at the edge of the rainforest and open fire on the Xhosa Battalions as they come ashore. Snipers from each patrol are firing at will but the personelle artillery have been pulled back.

medics are busy getting the 14 injured from Solid B Snakes airstrikes to safety.

8th battalion Xhosa - entrench on beach
9th battalion Xhosa - begin landing on beach

Air craft carrier Hippo - launch 20 F/A 18 to bomb at random into rainforest
10th battalion - start landing
8th battalion - heavy casulties (59) witch doctors - tend to wounded
9th battalion - set up trenches and field hospital

Both men, medics and commanders are shocked by the gruesomness of the injuries susttained by troops after being hit with SSA spears.

All troops are pulled back into the rainforest.

A further 53 troops are killed and 98 wounded in the withdrawl but commanders are sure the entrenched Xhosa must be sustaining losses as well..

Armour reinforcements are hurredly prepared but are a few hours away.

Approx 3100 troops on beach
9th battalion casulties - 180
8th battalion casulties - 145
Witch doctors very busy
Withdraw all F/A 18s

All forces move into the forest where they find that googlewoop has them flanked and outnumber 5-1.

SBS forces are still on the beach.

Kevin we must retreat back to the beach!

Taking off from stealth air base, 10 Tigershark fighters have flown toward the beach and have launched Harpoon Missiles. There are 2 harpoon missiles to a fighter so that equals 20 Missiles being targeted at Xhosa.

Kevin we must advance while we have the opportunity.

We must push them back so that we can land more troops.

It seems that none other than that neanderthal cheif Keiran has found his way all the way to the war torn beach.
He has taken over command of the east wing of trenches, ordering around soldiers with grunts!

27 troops are killed and 33 wounded as free fall bombs peirce the canopy. medics have no way of locating the wounded and so poor organisation costs the lives of those 33 soldiers.

President Jonathan Hay Adresses the nation.

WE WILL FIGHT TO KEEP OUR CITIZENS SAFE FROM THIS ENEMY INVASION!
Our hopes and prayers are with the citizens of Stealth as they are cut off by allied and enemy troop movement from the rest of the nation.

The 8th battalion advances 500m under the command of Chief Keiran
9th battalion securing beach and building 4 field hospitals and officer HQ

For the fist time in a very long history, Googlewooper troops are FORCED to retreat. As the go, 45 more fall and known numbers in the rainforest are now extremely low.

A retreating sniper hears some loud grunts, turns, sights Kieran the Neanderthal and pul the trigger.

Armed Medics from Bumkinville are to cautiously attend the wounded at the front line. The mission is to transport the wounded from the beach to safety. Goodluck.

25 wounded from the might of the Bumkin Prop planes. Thier speed is unbelievable.
8th batalion retreat 200m
Keiran is wounded but alive, 2 witch doctors are "tending" to him.

The three Platoons of Boonga Badgers are preparing to land at M8.
The Axis order of the mole - a huge tunnelling beast has reached a point 30 metres below the centre of Googleopolis and is tunneling upward. Inside is a Badger Brigade (2000) and a Boonga Battation (1000) Although many of you may die - it is a sacrifice we are willing to make...
Cheif Marshall Michael

The three Platoons of Boonga Badgers are preparing to land at M8.
The Axis order of the mole - a huge tunnelling beast has reached a point 30 metres below the centre of Googleopolis and is tunneling upward. Inside is a Badger Brigade (2000) and a Boonga Battation (1000) Although many of you may die - it is a sacrifice we are willing to make...
No news yet on Air commodore Mikey (Jonathon???)
Cheif Marshall Michael

Note: From now on let's try to add a little imagination onto the Role Play or this is going to get VERY boring, VERY QUICKLY!


The 1, 2 and 3 Infantry battalions are scattering through the forests. Many are shot from behind and fall silently into the thick, green layer of ferns and shrubs and are not noticed by the medics who are running just as fast as the troops. It is estimated that there are now over 1 000 dead and 1 000 wounded lying in what is now Xhosa territory. Their fates will be decided by the enemy who find them.

The Xhosa are experts in running through the rain forest terrain and the three colonels commanding decide that fleeing is as pointless as turning and fighting.

In the mid afternoon, white flags are planted behind the troops as they run and the following messages are strung around them.


The commander of the Xhosa,

As the commanding Colonels of the 1, 2 and 3 Infantry Legions of the Googlewooper Infantry Forces, offer the unconditional surrender of the said Legions under the condition that your forces cease fire on out troops immediately.

After this condition is met, all troops will lay down their arms and I will surrender my sword to you.

We are waiting for your pursuit and fire to cease.

Sincerely
Honathan Jay
Officer Commanding the 1, 2 and 3 Infantry Legions, GIF


The fleeing troops have lost all hope of escaping. Many only run in the hope of surviving. The remaining 500 troops of the 1, 2 and 3 Legions are defeated.

Minor earth tremors have been detected in Googleopolis. Geologists wonder if the recent eruption of an underwater volcano has anything to do with it.

“Too many cows are farting!” argues backwater biologist and physicist Schevin Kroeder.
“Our underground methane levels are too high!”

Undected by the googlewoopian scientists, the order of the mole continues its merciless rise to the surface. After many days of tunnelling the mole breaks through, followed by the combined armies of Southern South Africa and Micnugget. Stepping into enemy territory, General Bob Downe discovers a fatal mistake - instead of being in the urban centre of googleopolis they are 20 kms east - in the suburbs. Getting their bearings they begin to march toward their intended target.

As Kieran (fighting fit again) and his men run through the thick jungle, after the googlewoopian infantry which has turned into a rout. The Xhosa warriors are at home in the rainforest and are gaining ground on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd infantry, without a thought to the wounded googlewoopian soldiers lying under the canopy.
At 5:00, as the sun nears the horizon, a soldier finds a letter attached to a tree.
One hour later the Xhosa forces break through into a large clearing to find the remaining 500 enemy infantry fighting with some monkeys over their remaining rations.
A message is received from the Tsar Kevin:

To Colonel Kieran and Company,

I commend your brave deeds and congratulate your success!

All the remaining infantry that surrender are to be rounded up and taken back to Jungle Beach. They are to be healed by the amazing powers of the Witch doctors along with all other fallen Xhosa and enemy.

Yours in congratulations, the Tsar Kevin

Meanwhile, while the rout of Googlewoop continues, 3 platoons of Boonga Badgers are landing, seeming unopposed at M8 on the western border. Plans are being made to set up camp and capture the beach...
"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Googlewoop, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall attack this Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender" (Winston Churchill)
Cheif Marshall Michael

My fellow allies, for the last few weeks, the entire Axis has seen for itself the state of union, and it is strong. Today, we are a alliance awakened to danger and called to defend freedom. Our thought has turned to hope and hope to resolution. Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done.
Minister for Propaganda - Joseph Kay

10 squadrons of F/A-18 Strike Aircraft and 10 Squadrons of A-10 Close Support Aircraft are scrambled. Sirens are heard throughout airbases along the eastern coast.


The F/A-18s close to a range of 100 kilometres and fire long range standoff missiles into he locations of the landing at location M8. Huge explosions rip through the ground as the missiles designed to flatten buildings smash into the sand and plains.

“Commander Praji, all missiles launched, closing in to engage enemy with mavericks at close range”

The Hornets lower their altitude and open the throttle. 100 grey streaks cross the sky.

“Roger that squadron leaders, the enemy is grouped in a camp but as of yet we don’t know the extent of the stand off missile hits. You are a go and the Warthogs are closing behind you.”


As the hornets close, each now ready to fire 2 triple racks of mavericks, President Jonathan Hay’s voice can be heard on the radios.

“The bastards have captured the 1, 2 and 3 infantry at hind cove. We were outnumbered and our strategy has been put on hold. This attack must be successful or we will have two fronts to fight on.

Before this mission, we have ‘selected’ men to go and fight. Never have we pushed our full force against an attack. Show them that a few thousand men will not stand up to the military might of our nation. Hay out!”


With revenge only on their minds after hearing of their comrade’s demise at hind cove, the pilots mercilessly sweep over the enemy camps and troops on the ground.

Each ‘flight’ first fires their mavericks drawing yellow and white streaks across the sky, then strafes the ground sending up clouds of sand and finally releases 2 triple clusters of free fall bombs as the cross enemy lines and groups blowing holes in the sand as large as swimming pools.


But just as the Hornets clear the area, the whining drone of 100 A-10s can be heard on the horizon. The Warthogs wast no time, also firing mavericks and dropping bombs and strafing the ground until their guns are empty. An area of around 10 kilometres square on which the second invasion is being staged is left a baron wasteland.


Commander Praji, C in C of the Eastern Coast Air Defence sits down at a radio station in his bases control room wiping his eyes. The reality of the hell he has just put a few thousand men through hits him - 200 aircraft, over 5 000 missiles and bombs.

Undected by the googlewoopian scientists, the order of the mole continues its merciless rise to the surface. After many days of tunnelling the mole breaks through, followed by the combined armies of Southern South Africa and Micnugget. Stepping into enemy territory, General Bob Downe discovers a fatal mistake - instead of being in the urban centre of googleopolis they are 20 kms east - in the suburbs. Getting their bearings they begin to march toward their intended target.

Ok, since this is a brilliant idea, I feel it would be disappointing to make anyone delete it. But I will point out some of the physical impossibilities of this plan.


Digging hundreds of kilometres underground, including under oceans would take years.

The tunnel would collapse on top of or at lease behind the troops.


And as a result:

The men, without sunlight for that period of time would die.

Huge amounts of Oxygen, food and water would have to be transported with the troops.

To clear the oceans, the tunnel would have to e dug so deep, temperatures may well exceed 50 degrees Celsius.


But since this is a good idea and does not involve an overawing number of troops (more for provocative - ha ha, we got into your capital - value than military tactics I suspect) I’ll accept the idea and RP it.

But don’t let it happen again!

Its force surprised, the 3 platoons of Boonga Badgers struggle to find somewhere, anywhere to escape. 10 minutes later only a third of a once proud army remains. The rest lie scattered, either dead of wounded on the battlefield. The ships which brought them to this wretched place try in vain to stop the onslaught, with two lucky shots the only reward.

One young Boonga Badger by the name of Erty Das makes himself a hero, finding a cave to hide the 1st Platoon in while the other platoons are decimated. When the dust clears he leads a patrol out to rescue the wounded. Final Statistics from force of 3000:
Dead: 1480
Wounded:500
Remaining uninjured Force: 1020

The 3rd Platoon radios out, telling of the catastrophe. The message from Micnugget is clear - The mission goes ahead as planned, 6 platoons of Boonga badgers are being shipped in at another location - they will have heavy backup from the air to prevent a repeat. The 3rd platoon will march to this location. They will be gaurded by FA-18's, du4 to arrive at M8 in 1 hour.
1st and 2nd Platoons - Rest in Piece.
In Mouring Chief Marshall Michael

That should be - the 1st platoon march to thatt location and the 2nd and 3rd platoons rest in piece. Sorry

Commander Praji is woken from his nap by the commotion above him before the younger officer knocks on his door.

“Sir, the attack on M8 was a complete success! Thousands dead and wounded and only two friendlies shot down sir!”

“Well I didn’t order a party soldier, what’s all this commotion about!” answers Praji, only wanting to slip back to the comfort of his pillow.

“Radar shows incoming bogeys sir. Intelligence says F/A-18s. They could be armed with stand off missiles. Colonel Black from GIA headquarters thinks it’s more likely backup for another landing sir!”

“Thousands dead from our strikes you say! God, these bastards don’t give up do they major! One little victory down at hind cove and they think they can land anywhere. How are our lads doing down there anyway major?” asks the commander getting up from his bed and walking the corridor to the control room.

“Not good sir. Reports from General Veers say that the entire 1, 2 and 3 Infantry are dead wounded or captured.”

“What, are you sure major?”

“Yes sir, they say the enemy has the entire southern rainforest to themselves up to the ‘Stealth Peninsula’”

“Ok, lad, get onto the phone the War Room, Googleopolis. Tell them we have incoming bogeys and to please advise!”

“Yes sir,” replies the officer retreating.

“Right people, alert the interceptor squadrons. I want every aircraft with an AAM in the air within the hour!” shouts Praji to his staff.

Note: Remember all invadees must be notified of any invasion AS SOON AS IT IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE FOR THEM TO DETECT THE ACTUAL INVASION! Not after the troops are on the beach.

In response to the sudden incursion of enemy troops into the outskirts of Googleopolis from under the ground, SWAT teams from precincts all over the city are being rushed to positions ready to hold the 3 000 or so enemy troops emerging from the hole in the ground.

While these police units are not military, the inclusion of many deadly accurate snipers and the fact that the tallish buildings are excellent cover for defending troops means that police forces will wage a frustrating guerrilla war on the Xhosa and Boongas.

They are confident of holding the enemy reasonably stationary if not defeating them before regular troops arrive.

10th Legion Special Forces are being rushed into the city but they will not arrive for some hours.

FA-18's are deployed and protecting the 1st platoon as they travel 100kms north to new landing point. 6 more platoons have arrived - also protected by FA-18's.

"This time - no mistakes, I want the beach secured in 24 hours," a seething Comander in Cheif Faz screams to General Thopy with the 4th platoon.

"No worries, Sir," a confident Thopy replies. "We have half the airforce out here, and were ready this time."

.................................................................................................... ...

Meanwhile, the Order of the Mole's sucess has brightened spirits. The miss of target has been used to the advantage of Micnugget, with troops holding civilians from the suburbs hostage to prevent attacks. They continue to appoach the CBD.

The following message from C in C Donald Ducksfelt has been radioed across most frequencies in the hope that MicNuggeten forces will receive it.

YOU DIRTY BASTARDS! Taking civilians hostages is against all the so called ethics of war. You endanger the lives of people who are not armed or trained in any way to deal with your scum. You are nothing but lowly bank robbers attempting to achieve your goal through threats.

Well if you want to play dirty, so will we!

We give you one hour to halt your advance until all hostages are released or we will hit your troops, your bases and YOUR civilians with every missile in our nuclear arsenal!

Oh, but the non proliferation treaty you might say! Well, I believe all nations involved, perhaps even Southern South Africa and Solid B Snake will agree that the taking of civilian hostages is unacceptable and voids your signature from that treaty.

If I were using this threat only as a way of halting your advance then yes, the treaty would apply but we threaten you only until our hostages are released. After that condition has been you may continue to attempt your assault through our city.

I REPEAT: RELEASE THE HOSTAGES OR WE WILL GRIND YOU INTO A RADIOACTIVE DUSTBALL!

Donald Ducksfelt
C in C, The War Room, Googleopolis

The news reaches the War Room in Oshivelo, Chief Marshal Kevin makes a plan to ensure a nuclear war is avoided.

Tsar Kevin addresses the solders in the suburbs of Googleopolis, “Oscar Kilo this is your tsar speaking”

A returning crackle comes over the speaker phones as Lieutenant Major Limpopo de Souza of the 1st Boonga Battalion, reports for orders, “Roger roger, all soldiers awaiting orders, the hostages are safe and sound, over”

“This is the plan: the price for letting the civilians free; will be for Googlewoop to let the 2 battalions of Zulu Badgers and the battalion of Boonga warriors safe passage from Googleopolis to the beach (L7), where an assault is being carried out”

“Roger that”

“I will negotiate with President Jonathan, over and out”

The War Room Googleopolis confirms that that proposal is acceptable.

The troops now holding hostages in Googleopolis are to release all hostages, after which they will be taken to a domestic airport and given transport to the point L7 where thaircraft carrying them expect to be left unchallenged.

As also requested by the Tsar, they will be provided with an in flight meal of steak and baked potatoes with sour cream.

Make sure there is an airstrip capable of taking Boeing 777s at L7.

We also request that all weapons are stored in the luggage compartments to prevent troops from taking command of aircraft.

C in C Donald Ducksfelt
The War Room, Googleopolis

A call comes through from Bumkinvilles Commander at war - Commander Boof - and he is demanding to talk to Minister of Defense - Mr. Jack Me

"Sir, Googlewoop has been hit with some force by Micnugget. He is down on supplies and soldiers. He has asked for the assisstance of Bumkinville soldiers."

With a genuine look in his eyes, Mr. Jack Me, replied "Yes off course, make sure the soldiers are appropriately armed, what weapons have you got for them?"

"Well sir, everything is according to plan, they are armed with the weapons they were trained with - that is the assault rifles, Amerian M16's and Aussie Styres. They also have Glocks Sir."

"How many do Googlewoop want?" Replied Mr. Jack Me

"At this stage sir, around 10 000 soldiers is what Googlewoop is asking of us, all this needs is your go ahead" said Commander Boof

Instaneously, Jack replied with "Yes, send them to the aid of Googlewoop, give them my regards and best wishes. Tell them to fight hard and tuff and to do what is nessescary."

"Yes sir, the soldiers are already at the ready to be shifted to the battle grounds, travel time, from Hunter, is about 1 hour" said Boof.

"OK then, thankyou and keep me updated." replied Jack.

"Ok sir"

And with that, Commander Boof ordered that the troops be taken to the battleground right away.

A telegram to the 1st Platoon of Boonga Badgers at L7:

I congratulate Erty Das on his outstanding commanding, on his return to safety I will present him with our highest honor; the Boonga Cross.

A temporary landing strip is to be built capable of landing a 777. Please use all possible resources and personal, time is of the essence. A number of enemy Boeings will be landing there in a short while carrying our troops. DO NOT SHOOT THEM DOWN. This may sound strange but you will be filled in.

From the Field Marshal Kevin

A copy of the Government Files in Oshivelo:

The Minister for Defense hear by declares that all hostages of the August 5th Googleopolis civilian capture were set free and handed over to the waiting swat teams.

Yours truly, Minister Nkasi Kgulosi

In accordance with their side of the hostage release bargain, Googlewooper SWAT teams slowly move out of cover and after a tense moment facing the enemy escort them to one of the domestic airports where they are loaded into 6 777-300s and flown out of Googleopolis.

Two hours later they land on a prepared strip near the landing beach at L7. The pilots, scared to death quickly unload and take off again, landing in Googleopolis International two hours later.

The hostage crisis is over.

In accordance with the Rules of Engagement, the 1st 2nd and 3rd Googlewoop infantry have been treated with all the courtesy of allied soldiers. They have been transported to Neanderthal land where they are being looked after by Kieran’s caring children. To pay their way – they are baby-sitting young Neanderthals whose parents are in the war. One P.O.W has even been heard saying “Once you get over the striking resemblance to Kieran himself – you really learn to love the little guys.”

To General Kieran,

We thank you for the kindness they have shown to our captured comrades. We assure you that any of your troops which are captured by our forces will be treated with the same courtesy.

Sincerely,

General Veers
Commander of the 1st Googlewooper Army
Location withheld

After the sad death of General Madine and Admiral Ozzel at Hind Cove, a new general staff has been sworn in. All attended the ceremony in Googleopolis except for General Veers who is curently commanding forces in the war.

C in C - Donald Ducksfelt

General of the army - General Veers

Admiral of the Navy - Admiral Needa (Promoted from Captain)

Sky Admiral of the Air Force - Admiral Piett (Promoted from Staff Admiral)

Yes Lord Molar, ‘the shields will be down in moments’. You may start your entry.

General Veers
Location Withheld

(Yes, this is from Star Wars and yes, so is General Veers and yes, so are Admirals Piett and Needa before another bloody person asks me!)

No opposition seems to be stopping the axis army on the western front. They continue to advance toward Hunter unabated, protected by FA-18's. Plans are to reach Hunter in a few days.

Still no response by Googlewoop so the divisions are attacking Hunter. The FA-18's are bombing while the Boonga Badgers take portions of the city - slaughtering Googlewoop troops.

Micnugget's space program has led to the finding of aliens which we have teamed up with and are now fighting in the war. The Gebons as they are called have superior weaponary and troops.

1. No matter how long it takes for me to reply, you cannot advance without my go ahead.

2. Aliens are concidered rediculouse and wil be luaghed at by any nation on NS!

Kieran, High Chief of the Neanderthals has been promoted from his short time as Colonel to a Major General, a quote from the Tsar Kevin is as follows:

“He has exceeded all our expectations with his commanding of the Xhosa troops at Boonga Bay (also known as Hind Cove by President Hay), his leadership prompted General Frisket to promote him.”

Yours, General Frisket

P.S. Kieran has just finished learning his 3 times table and has also learnt to spell ‘Boonga’ and ‘Neanderthal’

To the supreme Southern South African Military:
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Boonga Bay (Hind Cove):

- 8th, 9th, 10th Xhosa Battalions 3600-1000=2600 (due to the wounded/killed) => move forward 25km into the Googlewoopian rainforest. Set up field hospitals and build as many tree sniper platforms as possible.

- 7th, 6th Xhosa Battalions 2x1200 (2400) +
No. 1+2 Light Cavalry battalions – 2 x 216 (432) +
No. 6+7 Heavy Cavalry battalions – 2 x 216 (432) => from your positions in the gulf of Boonga Bay land on the beach. Proceed to build an Airstrip and Commanding HQ near the beach. All Cavalry to reinforce Battalions in the forest
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Supplies:
- 4 Hercules C4s => land on the newly prepared Bay Airstrip
Note: 2 aircraft to be filled with food, medical and ammo (mostly spears) supplies
2 aircraft to have 4 transportation trucks to deliver ½ supplies to forest troops
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Reinforcements:
- 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Neanderthal Battalions 4 x 800 (3200) => board transport vessels at Oshikango to move to Boonga bay (Hind Cove).

Yours, Field Marshal Kevin.

To the involved personal,
The Assorted Cookie Concept is to be activated immediately.
Remember: The Cookie Monster will reign supreme!
Yours, the venerable Tsar Kevin

The 50000 strong forces of Solid B Snake that were posted for the protection pf the diplomatic embasy, have moved to reinforce SSA and MicNugget in the Middle Northern part of Googlewoop M8(Not the Anus).

The force consist of

35000 Troops
10000 Tanks
100 Su 37A (Aircraft)
2000 Support Crew
400 Medical Officers
1500 SAM Launchers (Anti-Air)

Ah crap! I forgot about Pennells’ troops stationed in my country!


A notice to all combatants:

The Southern South African troops currently advancing into the rain forest have run directly into point ‘Mike’ which is in fact situated 30 km into the rainforest.

A reminder of the forces stationed there:


1-20 Infantry Legions (20 000 Infantry)
1-10 Special Forces Legions (10 000 Infantry)

1-5 Heavy Cavalry Legions (500 MBTs)
1-5 Light Cavalry Legions (500 Light Fighting Vehicles)

1 Heavy Artillery Legion (100 155mm Howitzers)

1-5 Support Legions (medical staff stationed at 5 field hospitals)


150-155 Close Support Squadrons, flying A-10 Thunderbolts, are at READY SCRAMBLE 5 minutes flying time away.

26-30 Interceptor Squadrons, previously no orders given, have been relocated from Snowy to an airfield 5 minutes from point ‘Mike’


For verification, please refer to my post entitled “Point ‘Mike’ Reinforced” on page 4 of this thread.

The ally with who this point has been arranged will verify its existence in a few minutes.


As the SSA troops and animals approach, the 155mm Howitzers begin to fire from a range of 20km from 10 km behind point ‘Mike’ ripping into the trees and soil around and in front of the SSA troops.

The 500 Main Battle Tanks move out of their vegetation shelters and begin advancing to meet the enemy. The Light Fighting Vehicles are also ready to advance.

The 4 – 15 (12 000) Infantry also move out from shelters to attack. This time they are better prepared. Snipers are in the trees, heavy machine gunners are well supported and the mobile artillery units have been armed. At last the Googlewoopers feel proud as a sea of camouflage and spiffy looking helmets steadily marches through the undergrowth.

It is becoming more and more obvious that the previous force of 3 000 defeated by the enemy at the beaches was only a token resistance.

The remaining 5 000 troops, 10 000 special forces, aircraft based at the temporary airfields and armoured vehicles are ready to attack at any second.


CN001 and CN002 Carrier battle groups are also rounding the ‘hind leg of the cat’ ready to engage any SSA shipping or air power in the cove.

Urgent Coms from SBS to SSA

Tsar Kevin, we must retreat back to the beach and fortify our position.
It is clear that the deceiving Googlewoop tactics have taken us by surprise and their somewhat inferior troops outnumber us more than 20 – 1.

I am sure that if we were to hold our position we could defeat the scum, but only with tremendous looses to both sides.

Ends Coms

From Cheif Marshall Michael,
Well done on launching the assortied cookie cookie concept. Micnugget will reply accordingly.

It will be etched among the great disasters of Southern South Africa forever:
The Pride of the nation; the brave (some prefer to say stupid) Xhosa Warrior Battalions headed by the great thinker, Kieran the Neanderthal have been trapped by that scum, President Hay

The Tsar Kevin addresses the nation:
"It is a sad, sad day. (Sigh) Kieran gave the order to retreat back to Boonga beach but it was too late."

The Tsar tries to hold back the tears,
"Of the 2600 Xhosa warriors, only 1000 make it back to the beach. The rest are either wounded or dead, mowed down by the pesky Googlewoopians and their howitzers.”

The Tsar stops briefly for a tissue, then continues,
“Luckily, Due to the speed of the Cavalry, many make it back safely (400 out of the 432 Light Cavalry and 350 / 432 Heavy Cavalry). I hope that the President Hay has enough mercy to care for our wounded left in that despicable forest.”

The Tsar is overcome with emotion and retreats to his caring Boonga Women.

An order by Kieran (one of the few survivors) is given out to be ready for the advance of the enemy. The fortified beach is now defended by President Stolid’s forces as well as SSA's forces of:

- 7th, 6th Xhosa Battalions 2x1200 (2400)
- Remaining 8th, 9th, 10th Xhosa Battalions 3600-1000-1600 = 1600 (due to the wounded/killed)
- Just landed (See above): 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Neanderthal Battalions 4 x 800 (3200)

Total SSA soldiers on beach: 5200

The Commander of the SBS forces Sargent Corporal Commander General Benjamin Pennells addresses the soldiers.

“This is it men. If we loose here it will spell the end of the war on Goolewoop and the enemy will certainly bring the fight to our doorstep. That means that innocent SBS civilians will be killed. Women, children and the elderly… well the women and children will be in our hearts as we dig in for the long battle ahead. But I am sure that with the support of SSA’s and MicNugget’s forces we may have a chance.

I say if we are to die then we will give the enemy hell before we go.

Today seems like a good day to kick ass!”

The advancing Googlewoopian forces can hear cheering as they prepare for the inevitable strike on the beach and on the northern forces.

Communication from General Veers:

Lord Molar, our troops and armour are advancing on the enemy position. You may unleash the mole! I repeat release the moles at BOTH landing beaches!


The Googlewooper infantry and armour advance back out of the forest onto the sunshine of the wide beach. Tanks begin firing immediately and infantry are mobilized for an assault.

All we wait for is the release of the moles.

General Veers, Hind Cove

This is it time for the moment of truth men, when alliances are tested and some maybe broken.

All forces on the beach are aimed inwards while SSA troops retreat and Googlewoopian forces advance. Meanwhile the force to north stir as SBS troops prepare for battle without the knowledge of the SSA troops.

Time to unleash the mole men, ATTACK!

All Infantry are ordered to hold positions on the forest/beach border. No infantry are to attack.

Artillery and MBTs may fire from a distance only. Turn that sandpit red until given further orders.

Lord Molar, the next move is yours. The entire operation is now held up waiting for you!

General Veers

The squad on 5 Metal Gears (Stats previously posted) on the beach aim their rail guns towards the SSA forces. But the target is not the SSA troops but the Googlewoopian troops. The Commander gives the word and Squad Alpha fire a volley of ammunition at the Googlewoopian troops. They are caught off guard by the attack as the leader the Googlewoop thought that SBS would defect.

“Ha Ha Ha Ha. You thought that I would defect Jonathan but I am loyal to the cause.”

Meanwhile SBS Navy Seals have planted C4 charges on the hulls of the Googlewoopian ships as they go unsuspected by the Googlewoopian ships.

And to the north SBS troops set out on a journey to the Googlewoopian capital, all 50000 of them.

Mu ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Suck on that Jon!!!!

To the unlucky President of Googlewoop,

Ha Ha Ha!
There are many ways to put this:

The double crosser has been double crossed!

The schemer has become the schemee!

The Plotter has been out plotted!

Yours in pity, the venerable Tsar Kevin

You cannot say that your seals have been successful unless I do. That is RP etiquette. Only the owner of the force can give it’s casualties or imminence thereof.

And now that you have pissed me off Pennells you will notice that I will call every single little GODMOD I can against you and your ridiculous rail guns and metal gears. If you want anyone of the RDNet alliance to do anything but ignore your participation in this war, I suggest you get your forces believable to a ‘modern day’ standard like everyone else.

Stay tuned for the response of the Alliance though. A reminder that I have control of Wheelers whole army. For verification, refer to the post from Thewheelman stating the transfer of the SoF control system.

The day of truth has come you traitorous scum. The day when the peaceful must inevidibly rise up and use their overwhelming forces of passion and right to defeat you.

From now on we will take no pity on you poor souls with your pathetic few thousand men. Even with the traitor on your side we the newly affirmed nations of the RDNet Alliance:

Googlewoop
Thewheelman
Bumpkinville
Diekman
Jamaican Devil

Outnumber you all 5 to 1. But no expense will be spared in attacking you with full force and grinding you into the dust of your own capitals. Your men will be slaughtered on the battlefield until they surrender. Your cities will be bombed and pillaged until they scream for mercy. Your women and children will be made husband, father and homeless until they lay down in obedience. Your environments will be burnt and torn until there grounds fall to the alliance. But your leaders, oh you stupid few - You have signed your own death warrants. There will be no mercy for you whether you scream or bribe or plead. You will be tortured and killed. Your land and military which you have used so unwisely will be useless as you watch from hell and your citizens are shipped as far away as we can send them. You have failed them and they will suffer.

And the saddest thing is that there is nothing you can do. You are outnumbered in rediculous proportions and we know that you see that. As you look into your futures you can see nothing but defeat. But that has been your decision and you have made it.

We feel no mercy nor remorse nor sadness and, I warn you, neither do our troops.

Joanthan Hay
President, the Republic of Googlewoop

Population (last census): 2 500 000 000
Military: 5% or approximately 125 000 000


Infantry (50 Million)

25 000 Infantry Legions (25 Million)
10 000 Special Forces Legions (10 Million)
5 000 Support Legions (5 Million)
10 000 Artillery Legions (10 Million)
10 000 Cavalry (tank) Legions (10 Million)


Navy (over 25 Million including staff and shore and flight crew)

100 CN (Carriers) (100 000)
1000 GMC (Cruisers) (1 000 000)
2000 GMD (Destroyers) (1 000 000)
1000 GMF (Frigates) (500 000)
1000 GMS (Submarines) (500 000)

22 000 Marine Legions (22 000 Million)


Air Force (50 Million including staff, RADAR, SAM, fuel and ground crew)

100 000 operational squadrons (10 Million including ground crew etc., 1 Million aircraft in total – and extra 90 crew as ground staff per squadron of ten)

40 000 Special Air Force Legions (40 Million)



Think carfully before you take on this and 4 other forces of similar size you fools. It is obviouse you cannot win.

I give you one last chance to surrender. If your refuse, the next time you will here me ask is when we are grinding your capital into the ground.


Signed
General Veers, with the authority of Jonathan Hay
Commanders of the Googlewooper Armed Forces

To the President Hay,
Please calm down, you are going to do your self a damage.
Yours, the venerable Tsar Kevin

Oh Jon I'z be so scared. I'm shaking in my pyjamas.

What do you think you are going to do.

I will post my military strength.

And by the way, any attacks that are made by Wheelers army that are posted by Jon are to be ignored.

Come on Jon be a good sport. You think you’re such a good role player than let's see what you can do buddy. If your half as goo as you say you are than you can take us on all by your self. Seeing as no one except from you, me, Kevin and perhaps Micnugget are ever interested enough in this war to actually post something, it levels up the contest a bit.

Do your worst!

The revised and updated military forces of SSA:

Last Census: 330,000,000
Maximum Possible Military (5%): 16,500,000
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ARMY

INFANTRY

Boonga Battalions - Best at desert warfare, mountainous/alpine regions
2000 Battalions (2,000,000 troops)

Zulu Warrior Battalions - Plains/Savannah ground specialists, fast and mobile
2000 Battalions (1,600,000 troops)

Xhosa Warrior Battalions - Jungle/Forested area specialists, quiet –surprise attackers.
2000 Battalions (2,400,000 troops)

Neanderthal Battalions – All terrain troops, strong and loyal
200 Battalions (160,000 troops)

Total: 6,160,000 troops
<Weapons as posted previously on page 3, post #44>
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NAVY

15 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS (15,000):
Boonga Class
- HTKS Hippo, HTKS Crocodile, HTKS Buffalo, HTKS Cheetah, HTKS Leopard,
HTKS Elephant, HTKS Jackal, HTKS Kudu, HTKS Eland, HTKS Lynx, HTKS Vulture
HTKS Wildebeest, HTKS Rhino
Speed: 30 knots
Aeroplanes: 45 F-14 Tomcats, 35 F/A-18 Hornets, 8 S-3A Viking Anti-submarine Aircraft, 3 Seahawk helicopters
Displacement (tonnes): 90,000

150 CRUISERS (100,000):
Lion Class
Speed: 30 knots
Displacement (tonnes): 20,000

225 DESTROYERS (70,000):
Hyena Class
Speed: 30 knots
Displacement (tonnes): 7,000

300 FRIGATES (30,000):
Springbok Class
Speed: 29 knots
Displacement (tonnes): 4,000

500 FAST PATROL BOATS (15,000):
Swallow Class
Speed: 26 knots
Displacement (tonnes): 700

150 SUBMARINES (7,500):
Great White Class
Nuclear Powered
Surface Speed: 25 knots
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15 Navies each with:
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1 Aircraft Carriers
10 Cruisers
15 Destroyers
20 Frigates
20 Submarines
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Note: Each navy is named after its aircraft carrier.
Patrol Boats are separate.

1200 Zulu Marines (1,200,000)
1500 Xhosa Marine Battalions (1,800,000)
Total marines: 3,000,000 troops

TOTAL NAVY: 3,237,500 personal
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AIR FORCE

As previously stated on page 4 #55:
150,000 aircraft
15,000 squadrons of 10 aircraft
100 personal per squadron (1,500,000 total)

4,000 SAS Boonga Battalions (4,000,000)
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TOTAL MILITARY PERSONAL: 14,897,500

Yours in Might, Field Marshal Kevin

Sandra: Hello, I'm Sandra Sultry for Channel G News. This report just in from General Veers at hind cove:

Googlewooper infantry are taken completely by surprise at Hind Cove. 1 003 casualties are suffered as the troops dutifully hold their positions, trusting in the higher command to end the enemy bombardment. As we know, however, even the highest Googlewooper officials are unprepared to deal with this sort of treachery. The troops stay and die for their country until the command regroup and order a retreat.

5 squadrons of F-16 of the SRRAMG (Special Rapid Reaction Anti Metal Gear) Force (Yes Pennells, I have been prepared for your little insurrection for some time now) are launched from Stealth airbases. Each are armed with 5 HARM Missiles (Anti RADAR missiles, range 80km, time from launch to impact from max. range 5 min. Chaff, flairs and jamming are not effective against the HARM.) and 4 AMRAAMs. The pilots are astounded by the ease at which the missiles lock onto the huge RADAR dishes on top of the Metal Gears.

250 missiles streak across the rain forest towards the enemy beach.


Sandra: Only minutes previouse to this report, President Hay adressed the nation.

“In the past few days, our nation has suffered a crushing mental defeat. Our long time friend and ally Solid B Snake has turned against us and aided the invaders. It seems that one can never trust another person even if one considers them a great friend. Rest assured there will be reprisals. Oh will there be reprisals!”


Sandra: And reprisals there are. Under the cover of darkness the following night, 1 000 Infantry Legions, 200 Heavy Cavalry (MBT) Legions, 200 Light Cavalry Legions, 100 Strike (F/A-18) and 100 Interceptor and Fighter Squadrons are launched in a mass attack against each of the enemy landing grounds.

1 000 000 troops, 20 000 MBTs, 20 000 Light Fighting Vehicles and 2 000 aircraft against EACH position.

Commander Praji of the RDNet command has also ordered all SAM, ASM and Anti ICBM missiles within the RDNet countries of Thewheelman, Bumpkinville, Googlewoop, Jamaican Devil and Diekman to be ready for launch.

He has also cooperated a constant interceptor patrol all over the nation with Sky Admiral of the Air Force, Admiral Piett. There will be no major city or low defensive border not patrolled by interceptors and fighters from now until this wars end. Half of the entire strike squadrons in the Air Force are loaded with Anti Shipping Munitions to prevent further invasions.

This has been Sandra Sultry for Channel G News

As posted earlier, most of Thewheelmans troops are based in Googlewoop.

An extra 2 000 000 SoF (Soldiers of the Future) troops with combat armour are marching to assist Googler troops in the purging of Googlewoop of the evil traitorous scum.

4 000 000 troops should take out the enemy nicely!

Otto Von Robstien

The Tsar Kevin addresses his nation in response to Googlewoops offer of surrender:
"We shall defend our island and attack whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the SSA Fleet, will carry on the struggle until in God's good time the New World with all its power and might, sets forth to the liberation and rescue of the Old." - Winston Churchill

Sandra: This is Sandra Sultry for Channel G News.

I a shock development, it has been reported by our field reporters that all advancing troops have been halted and rumours say that the national leaders of Solid B Snake, Thewheelman and Googlewoop are in Googleopolis for peace discussions. Our reporter is in the capital now.


Reporter: “Yes Sandra, I can tell you that the reports of peace negotiations are not completely unfounded. This afternoon we have seen a number of unmarked limos drive into the security park of Government house and you can see now that security has been worked up considerably. For obvious reasons the government will not comment on the situation but I think we can safely say that one of the sides in this war has called for an end to hostilities. It only remains to be seen which side that is and what the conditions are.

Actually Sandra, President Hay is coming onto the second floor balcony.”
President Hay: Ladies and gentlemen of the press,
As of this afternoon, both delegations from Solid B Snake and Googlewoop have decided that enough blood has been shed in this war and that by negotiating a peace between the two most powerful nations in this conflict, we can successfully bring an end to this crisis.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now at peace with Slid B Snake!”

Massive cheers can be heard on the Government House lawns.

Reporter: “Sandra, as you can here, this news has been taken very enthusiastically by the press and citizens here…hang on, the president is speaking again.”

President Hay: “Yes, there will be no further fighting between our two nations. Solid B Snake has offered its surrender under the following conditions.

No action is to be taken in retaliation to Solid B Snakes attack against us. The Honourable member for Solid B Snake is to be allowed back into the regional forum and senate and is to be permitted to run for the position of UN delegate again. The president and commanders of Solid B Snake must however lay there swords at General Veers’, Admirals Piett’s and Needa’s and my feet in a sign of total surrender and peace.

I am pleased to say that Solid B Snake’s delegation has offered its most heart felt apologies to our parliament and offers its deepest condolences to the families and friends of the Googlewoopers killed in this war. President Pennells will now address you…”

The President of Solid B Snake walks onto the balcony next to President Hay. The grassy press lawn echoes with boos. President Hay lifts his hand and everyone falls quiet.