Akiland
20-07-2004, 06:53
"Welcome to SSBC Morning News, I'm Jackie Jones, and this is my co-anchor, Bob James. We have breaking news this morning, apparently, RADF forces have moved into Skizotsu. Let's go live to Carson City as President Anne Carson announces the decision"
"At 0200 this morning, an assault on Skizotsu was launched. We will not stand for their flagrant disreguard for human rights. Whatever evil dictator is currently enthroned has collapsed the country's political structure and installed his own socialist regime, destroyed infrastructure vital to supplying his/her people with water, and continues to deny needed healthcare facilities, instead funding huge government re-education camps. Therefore, after a series of strategic missile strikes, we have begun landing troops in Skizotsu. Skizotsu, surrender now and limit the damage to your civilian population.
"When we are victorious or the government of Skizotsu surrenders, we will reconstruct their country, set up a properly democratic system, and rebuild the infrastructure that their own government has destroyed. We have instigated this conflict not for colonistic desires, but on behalf of the repressed people of Skizotsu."
"At 0200 this morning, an assault on Skizotsu was launched. We will not stand for their flagrant disreguard for human rights. Whatever evil dictator is currently enthroned has collapsed the country's political structure and installed his own socialist regime, destroyed infrastructure vital to supplying his/her people with water, and continues to deny needed healthcare facilities, instead funding huge government re-education camps. Therefore, after a series of strategic missile strikes, we have begun landing troops in Skizotsu. Skizotsu, surrender now and limit the damage to your civilian population.
"When we are victorious or the government of Skizotsu surrenders, we will reconstruct their country, set up a properly democratic system, and rebuild the infrastructure that their own government has destroyed. We have instigated this conflict not for colonistic desires, but on behalf of the repressed people of Skizotsu."