NationStates Jolt Archive


His Royal Highness needs a wife

Psychotic Drummers
20-07-2004, 02:42
A royal herald announces:
His Royal Highness, Bonzo Moon, the reincarnation of both Keith Moon and John Bonham, leader of Psychotic Drummers, and the greatest drummer on earth has decided he needs a wife. He wishes to marry a princess of another rock crazed nation. He wants her to be the extreme perfection of the feminine sex, and she must play bass guitar. He will pay any price. All great Kings this union would ensure a great alliance wiv Psychotic Drummers. Please world leaders consider this proposal. You shall be rewarded.