NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings from ZaKommia, the latest word in human material.
Here are a few suggestions for your countries, so that everyone could be as superior as us.
First of all, incorporate your country, corporations are good for country development!
We've taken a step forward in this and now every citizen of ZaKommia is property of a respected corporation.
We are willing to send delegations to your respected countries to teach you about our brilliant methods.
Also, if you'll ever lack the menpower.. we are willing to sell thousands of human material to your country for work, cheap! The material can be stored in cages or small boxes, incase you are intrested.. plz contact your ZaKommia's local trademaster for further details.

Ah! P.S.
In ZaKommia, to prevent internal problems like crime and and illegal immigration, we have outlawed clothes in public areas and we are now in the process of barcoding all people.
We suggest you do the same to prevent similiar problems in your countries.

FLB also suggests that you make all of your citizens consume *these* feminizing pink pills.

You, a nation no one has ever heard of, wants to instruct us and send workers to us, a nation that has one of the strongest economies, military 100 million soldiers larger than your entire population and the largest industrial city on the European landmass?

BWAHAHAHAHA!

And to prevent crime we issued all homes an assault rifle and handgun, requiring training on the use and care of both. To stop illegal immigration, we first destroyed all land routes into and out of Crimmond and the recently annexed Baggera(OOC: don't search for it, it's since been deleted), placed the military on all Crimmond borders and left the Baggeran borders the 20 milie think Hell of radiation zones, nerve gas fields, wandering murderous robots and a whole bunch of other nasty stuff. If you can get through that, you're given citizenship as you deserve it.

Heres A Tip:
impose a national religon on all in your nation with your nations leader as the "god". Purge all non-believers. Now most of your problems are gone. many people will defy the law, but whos gonna defy a "god" whom controls their afterlife(at leasts that what they should think)

Heres A Tip:
impose a national religon on all in your nation with your nations leader as the "god". Purge all non-believers. Now most of your problems are gone. many people will defy the law, but whos gonna defy a "god" whom controls their afterlife(at leasts that what they should think)
Taking a page from Reavyn(not spelled right, but an older player will know who I mean).