NationStates Jolt Archive

Hako Mikasuru cackled hysterically as he watched his huge machine spring into life. Slowly, but surely, many pink pills began to flow out of the machine, and into boxes bound for supermarkets around the world.

Mikasuru was advertiseing his new product as a 'cheaper alternative to viagra', although little did his victims know that they were actually feminizing pills, that turned men into women, and women more womanly.

He laughed and laughed... For soon the whole world would be filled with nubile young ladies for him to take advantage... erhm... help out of a bad situation...

The Department of Public Health have outlawed these pills after testing. They demand that these pills be remove from the market. The Department of Drug Enforcement are pressing charges on Hako Mikasuru.

Department of Drug Enforcement
Name:Hako Mikasuru
Country:Feminine Little Boys
Reason for International arrest: production and the selling of sex change pills. Unlawful under The Anti-Illegal Drug Act of 1991.
This was send to the government of Feminine Little Boys.
A DODE arrest team boards a plane to Feminine Little Boys.

The Department of Public Health have outlawed these pills after testing. They demand that these pills be remove from the market. The Department of Drug Enforcement are pressing charges on Hako Mikasuru.

Department of Drug Enforcement
Name:Hako Mikasuru
Country:Feminine Little Boys
Reason for International arrest: production and the selling of sex change pills. Unlawful under The Anti-Illegal Drug Act of 1991.
This was send to the government of Feminine Little Boys.
A DODE arrest team boards a plane to Feminine Little Boys.

IC: Let us remind the government of Brydog's DDE agency that they have no authority in the nation of Feminine Little Boys. It is out of their juristiction.

In other news, these pills have been placed on the CF 'Restricted List' until they are approved by the CF Food and Drug Agency. Depending on their effects, we may purchase several thousand bottles for use on prison and slave populations, just for kicks.

Board of Estimates meeting, somewhere in the skyscraper that is Council Hall

"So . . . we got jurisdiction over this?"
"Nope," another member said through thick glouds of green smoke.

IC: Let us remind the government of Brydog's DDE agency that they have no authority in the nation of Feminine Little Boys. It is out of their juristiction.

In other news, these pills have been placed on the CF 'Restricted List' until they are approved by the CF Food and Drug Agency. Depending on their effects, we may purchase several thousand bottles for use on prison and slave populations, just for kicks.

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

Bastard! Are you trying to put more homosexuals in the world?!
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

The pills shipped, and still, many nations were unaware of this major threat to their public's collective manhood...

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

Bastard! Are you trying to put more homosexuals in the world?!
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff


Not exactly the funny response you were hoping to get. That's not right man, that was cheap...

You -do- understand that you're shipping it to a nation that uses the Hentai Cannon as a recreational drug?

Board of Estimates

The funny response you're going to get from me is a declaration of war unless the pills are taken off the market.


5 people in our nation trying to sell the recently banned pills were hanged by their intestines from a telephone pole.

Not exactly the funny response you were hoping to get. That's not right man, that was cheap...

Oy, can't ya take a joke. Eh... jokes like this are normal... blah blah blah I apologize...

Oy, can't ya take a joke. Eh... jokes like this are normal... blah blah blah I apologize...

Jokes like that are normal?
no comment...

Eh, it is when you're surrounded by Cubans that are raises right wing =P

Jamoscomy officially bans anyone from having or taking those pills inside Jamoscomy's borders. Furthermore, Jamoscomy disaproves of any country making or using pills of this kind on any of thier citizens. We encourage others to do the same.

Your pills have been interspected. You may have them back. If we wanted the intended effect of these pills we would submit a request to TPC Inc. Thankyou, but no. By the way your pills have the side effect of making people very horny. So horny that without proper care they spontaneously combust.

The Department of Internal Security has declared your pills banned and outlawed from even entering CM.

As with all new theraputic or otherwise biomedically active substances these so called Femenising pills have been examined by the Crookfur drug licensing commision and found to be noneffective in all tests, further analysis seems to suggest that these are actually Skittles...

Never the less the pills have been added to the restricted substances list and banned from sale or procurement of any kind except by permission by the Department of health research commitee.

As a result His Mjesty's custom and excise have swooped on all locations sellign skittles confiscating them and Crookfur citizens are having a bit of a problem tasting the rainbow.


OOC: hahahahahahahahahaha nice to see that soemone hasn't heard of organisations like the FDA (who do such fun things as banning a prime ingredient of Irn-Bru thanks to preasure from Coke and Pepsi while still providing an essential service to thier nation).

As with all new theraputic or otherwise biomedically active substances these so called Femenising pills have been examined by the Crookfur drug licensing commision and found to be noneffective in all tests, further analysis seems to suggest that these are actually Skittles...


"I'll prove they work! I'll prove it!" screamed a hysterical transsexual man named Bob as he downed 50 large pink pills, as well as inserting into all his bodily oricifices as many as he could.

The change was immidiate-Softer skin, fuller breasts. Soon, he developed a narrower waist... and larger hips. His manhood shrunk, and then fell off- revealing a new, more feminine set of genitalia.

OOC: Using a puppet due to the blank screen bug.

IC:

Tyrandis indicates that while we have no jurisdiction over the actions of FLB within her own borders, we will bar any and all shipments of these drugs moving through the Indian Ocean.

Henceforth, all FLB femnizing drugs being shipped through Tyrandisan waters (which incorporates 30% of the Indian Ocean) will be destroyed on sight by the Imperial Navy.

After all, our ships were getting rather bored of blowing up leaky boatloads of refugees. Merchant vessels should prove a bit more fun.

These pills are too dangerous to be able to dissolve in the water, Even sinking 1 boatload of this drug may cause an international incident of large scales.

The People's Republic of Japolbad will allow the sale of this product within our borders with the stipulation that their true purpose be stated clearly on the packaging and that steps are made to make them available in a variety of colors in addition to pink

The drugs are pervading the world...

They are in many water supplies.

While the feminising effects are lessened do to its dilution, they are still working... Slowly but surely...

All of Manistan's men are now female!

If your pills make women more compliant and feminine, we'll consider buying some.

OOC:Man this is mess up!
IC:No Comment.

The Ministry of Security outlaws the pills within the Wazistan Borders.

We'll allow shipment of these pills into our country, on the condition that it be made instantly lethal to those with a prostate before taking the pills.

If your pills make women more compliant and feminine, we'll consider buying some.


Not only will they turn them extremely submissive, but they'll become much easier to coax into bed, as well as looking a whole lot sexier.

Because I like you so much, I am sending you a free sample shipment of 500 crates for your government to dispense as it pleases.

Not only will they turn them extremely submissive, but they'll become much easier to coax into bed, as well as looking a whole lot sexier.

Because I like you so much, I am sending you a free sample shipment of 500 crates for your government to dispense as it pleases.


Our women in CM are already genetically engineered to be more attractive. Also they're raised so they do what they're told.

Women in CM don't need coaxing into bed, when their husband says, "Come here", they listen.

Did that work with TBD...lol!

just j/k CM

"This ha sbeen declared illegal in Hadula, but we do not say that its use is immoral. We just find that women are less productive when repressed, so says our sociologists. At least in terms of factory production. And considering almost 1/3 of the Dominion military is female, we wouldn't want such things in our nation.

And personally, I prefer a fighting woman, but I'm too old for that now."
- Dominus Pele Kawau

"This ha sbeen declared illegal in Hadula, but we do not say that its use is immoral. We just find that women are less productive when repressed, so says our sociologists. At least in terms of factory production. And considering almost 1/3 of the Dominion military is female, we wouldn't want such things in our nation.

And personally, I prefer a fighting woman, but I'm too old for that now."
- Dominus Pele Kawau
We don't really listen to our sociologists seeing how they've been shot...
Crazed Marines, natural selection, artifically...

A UMAWP drives behind the reporter.

"Here we have today Dr.Monopolis. You say that this pill is really just a fake way to make money?"

"Yes, like Eminem or Barba Streisand. Here try one it just pure luck if you become anymore femineme." He held up a pink pill that looked alot like a skittle.

"No thanks Doctor, I couldn't take that chance. I'm a lesbian."

Parthia has banned these pills from use in Parthian territories.

If shipments continue heading to Parthia from FLB we will begin a blockade of FLB.

A rotting cargo boat floats on the water, sitting there restlessly. A small frigate blocks the entry into the port. The megaphones blare the same message.

"The republic of Llano Estacado does not accept any of these medications. If you continue to hold up regular port traffic and refuse to return to you own country, you will be fired upon."

The ship sat there, ignoring the ship's orders.

On the bridge, the captain was getting restless.

"What are the effects if we sink it?"

"The pills don't dissolve in water, it coul cause a huge enviromental disaster."

"Well then, send in the special forces, take over the ship, and steer it to dry dock 15. We will confiscate the pills and find a way to destroy them, we will keep the ship until this whole thing blows over."

"Yes captain."

On an airfield not far from the port, 3 UH-50 Blackhawk helicopters sit on the tarmac. 32 Special forces units split into split into 8 fireteams labeld Alpha through India, await the orders. If everything goes to plan the whole Feminine Pill fiasco will blow over.

The blades of the chopper begin to whir.

"Lets move out Rangers, get tactical!"

They piled into the 2 helicopters and they were off.

Meanwhile, off the coast of FLB, a lone Missle Cruise aremed with 15 Tomahawk cruise missles were beginning their pre-launch check.

"Everything is green Captain."

"Is the target confirmed?"

"Yes sir the 15 Cruise Missle will hit the facility located in FLB. It should pretty mcuh destroy the facitlity, hopefully putting an end to this international mess, and with The Parthians blocading their ports, they will have no choice but to disaband the drug."

"Excellent, good job Ensign. Begin the launch sequence."

Red LED numbers glowed and appeared on the screen.

5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

The ship shook a little as the 15 Tomahawk cruise missle streaked out of their respective silos.

"4 Minutes untill impact."

The four minutes seemed like hours, finally a cheer came over the crowd as the computer registered all 15 missles as having hit their target.

"Good job men! Helm, bring us back to port."

The whir of the helicopter blades was getting redundant, and the Ranger commander was getting tired. Finally the ship was in sight. In what seemed like seconds, ropes were being thrown from the 3 helicopters. The 32 men repelled down towards the ship. Each helicopter was located at a different section of the ship, one at the aft, one at the bow, and one in the center.

"Lets go, lets go!"

The takeover was easy besides a few poorly trained merchant marines, the ship was mainly ungaurded.

"Well that was too easy, Corpral man the helm and bring us to dry dock 15."

"Yes Sir!"

Llano Estacado, we wish to purchase these pills for our...women...to take...to...uh...help our Marines on........shore leave...........

The grand fleet of Shah Khosru sailed towards the waters of FLB. Their orders were to stop the pill shipments by any means necessary.

The grand fleet of Shah Khosru sailed towards the waters of FLB. Their orders were to stop the pill shipments by any means necessary.


Ooc: Remember, he's shipping me some, we're going to test them on a few hundred women to see if it indeed makes them more compliant... As though it is possible for the women in CM to be more compliant. :D

Ooc: Remember, he's shipping me some, we're going to test them on a few hundred women to see if it indeed makes them more compliant... As though it is possible for the women in CM to be more compliant. :D
Same with this CM

Ooc: Remember, he's shipping me some, we're going to test them on a few hundred women to see if it indeed makes them more compliant... As though it is possible for the women in CM to be more compliant. :D

OOC: Shipments to your nation will not be hindered.

How about I buy your shipments?

Since the pharmacutical industry in Mauiwowee is state run, owned, operated and controlled already, and since foreign drug imports are all but completely outlawed as a result, we have intercepted all shipments of these pills and made them available by prescription only under the trade name "Titilators" at a cost of $275.00 per pill. Our doctors and chemists inform us that unless taken on a regular basis their effects begin to wear off making them, in all essence, addictive to our transexual population. On the other hand, they will be distributed freely to licensed brothels for use by their employees during their weekly medical exams. We anticipate huge profits from our distribution of the Titlator medication and look forward to more shipments.