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The Republic of Japolbad has discovered a new continent 800 miles south of the coast of Perplexistan and has already begun the process of transporting its people there. Initial analysis has shown that this 'new world', henceforth to be known as Japolbadia, is plentiful in natural resources and easily-defensible even with a small number of forces. According to our research , a small fraction of the resources offered by Japolbadia (<.1%) is enough to satisfy the needs of our people for many millenia HOWEVER, we will not tolerate its inhabitance by any nation save for our own. Ignorance of our demands will surely result in war.

Fine, we don't want to be in your smelly continent anyway.

A large group roughly 1,000 Panteran immigrants and a further 100 Reavers to ensure their protection have sailed for the continent of Japolbad, with the intention of claiming a large southern peninsula and a few surrounding islands in the name of Pantera and the Lord Reaver. A large deposit of iron has been found in the hills of this peninsula, and the Evenstar had voiced his desire to claim it as his own.

Interference in the actions of these immigrants will NOT be tolerated.

Dayne the Evenstar
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War

Fine the nation of Master Chimp already has Doco,

Japolbad applauds Kisogo's and Master Chimp's decisions to respect our immense boundries and 'reccomends' that other countries do the same.

The Burnsian Desert is sending an 'exploration' team to map the areas of Jalopobadia.

We will PAY you to alloq us to use some of the west coast as a Ship Yard For New Star Ships,

Yes I am future tech,and am new to it am I allowed to RP with this guy as long we don't declare war or anything?

We will PAY you to alloq us to use some of the west coast as a Ship Yard For New Star Ships,

Yes I am future tech,and am new to it am I allowed to RP with this guy as long we don't declare war or anything?

The simple anwser is "Yes with a but" the long anwser is... bloody long.

Simply put, you can RP with anyone as long as they agree to it. I'm futuretech yet I could go to war with a fantasy nation if they agreed to it. If you read the stickies they said something like "You can use your ultra-laser-death-beam, but a rock can still kill you." In some cases a futuretech nation would actually be better off not fighting despite mechs, powered armour, and the like because a several tonne rock will still screw up a tank and still crush a suit of powered armour if it's thrown from a catapult at just the right moment.

If they say that they acknowledge futuretech then go ahead RP with wild abandon, if they don't then just slink off into a corner and wait for some futuretech nation to post something you want to get involved in.

Let it be known that Japolbad has dispatched its elite Macgyver forces to the above-mentioned southern peninsula. We have equipped each of our troops with a blade of grass, a toothpick, and a full 12oz can of Pepsi Edge (tm); more than enough to deal with any colonization forces. We further expect for the Macgyver unit to report back that the area is vacant.

The Holy Empire of Wallaby Stealers will stay off of Jalopobadia, because it found it three hundred years ago and dumped several billion tons of arsenic, plutonium, uranium, lead, and mercury on it.

Have a nice time there. (If you don't mutate, that is. Well, even if you do mutate, have a nice time there. You'll just be having a nice time there with a third eye or something.)

Let it be known that Japolbad has dispatched its elite Macgyver forces to the above-mentioned southern peninsula. We have equipped each of our troops with a blade of grass, a toothpick, and a full 12oz can of Pepsi Edge (tm); more than enough to deal with any colonization forces. We further expect for the Macgyver unit to report back that the area is vacant.

OOC: Alright. From your first post I expected serious roleplaying from you. But, if I can expect the kind of crap from this post I'll walk now. Sorry to waste your time. I thought you wanted to RP.

OOC: Alright. From your first post I expected serious roleplaying from you. But, if I can expect the kind of crap from this post I'll walk now. Sorry to waste your time. I thought you wanted to RP.

[OOC: I'm sorry you wasted YOUR time. It would have been entertaining to watch you smash him into the ground.]

Any encroachment onto our team's personal space will be met with lead.

At Japolbad: We are willing to pay you to be allowed to build a Small Base For Starship operations.

After much debate, Japolbad has decided to offer a lease of land to the East Coast Federation in exchange for protection from the many nations wishing to encroach on our glorious land. This lease will expire at such time that Japolbad has developed a suitible defense force to guard the its vast territories.

By mandate of the Ministry of Health, all those infected by the highly contagious 'Wallaby Mutations' are exiled and ordered to seek out and befriend the Burnsian intruders. Effective immediatly.

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We have launched an attack on the peninsula with 40 B - 52 Bombers and 5 U - 2's (spying at unreachable altitude). However , owing to the danger, NO infantary will be deployed. Eurofighters and F - 35's are on standby also.

Your communist nation without conscription is much smaller than ours, and we will defeat you no problem.


---- Update ----

Hueys and F - 35's are now targeting you 'Elite Fighters' . They are dying without significant opposition. We call for support from other nations.

much happiness has sent at aprox 18:00 tonighthas droped a small task force from the red guard (elitely trained men and women )into the jungles of new continent so they can spread communism into a new continent .They are armed with an axe each and a 1934 browning.3mm between 6 of them
thre clothing consist of 1 canvous suit each and a wooden helmet they are trained in several forms of hand to hand combat and are masters of silent kills

The People of Japolbad are confused by Jonothana's excessive aggression towards the southern peninsula, as there are no inhabitants or infastructure to attack at this location. On the other hand, we do appreciate the light show and would welcome that Jonothana repeat their elaborate display annually to help us commemorate our independence and discovery of Japolbadia

UPDATE: Japolbad mourns the loss of their Macgyver unit and regrets the oversight of not equipping them with paper airplanes.

The force dispatched has reported finding a vilage on the southen peninsula bomed to hell by the b 52s however about 500 still live and we are sending hummanitarien support we beg other nationd to do the same.if mine are harmed in anyway (ie:continued bombing ) we will be forced to take action

*Hands Tri Corder to Japolbad Commander*
Me: We will protect you as you were genrous enough to allow us to build a base here.
We will defend you.
These are Primitive nations we are dealing with and we will not fire on them unless you are in danger.
Point the Scanner at enemy lines and hold down the blue button for 30 seconds,
The ECF Galaxy will Bombard the Postion with Phasers and Photon Torpedo's.
ONLY if you are in danger.

If there are ground forces that we cannot take out.
We will drop a Hazard team as a last line of defense and if you are unable to stop them we will beam you out.

To all invading countries:

Japolbad has approved our military's proposal to fire missles randomly into the surrounding countryside to deter intrusions. We are also inviting all countries to test their ICBMs on Japolbadia so long as the effect of such missles (blast radius, radiation, etc.) does not affect the region of Japolbadia occupied by Japolbadians.

Operation Crazy Missle Bonanza will begin in three days.

The Base is Almost complete.
If Anyone fires on it. Prepare to get hit by Star Ship Fire.

TO ECF, by carrier pigeon:

Your acceptance of our offer is greatly appreciated and we look forward to a long harmonious relationship with the Federation. Please understand that this is an aggrement of neccesity and, although we do not bear hostility, we may wish to break ties with ECF and return to our isolationist ways at some point in the future.

Japolbad hereby grants full access to the southern peninsula to the ECF. Once they have secured the area they made build their starship base.

UPDATE: Operation Crazy Missle Bonanza has been modified to include the protection of the ECF base

If anyone attacks our base:
Pre Pare to get phasered to death.

I held a meeting in the War Office and realised that we should not be attacking the peninsula but defending it. Please accept $ 900 Million of aid and Military support should you need it.

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EDIT: Whoops. We aplaud ECF in their protection of Jap. but we are now redirecting our bombers to obliterate the Much Happiness communist base.

Looks like we have another n00b here...

*fires the I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon*

You have been I.G.N.O.R.E.D.

To please Jap. we have sent over 2 EuroFighters with 1000 fireworks each. Also, 2 B-52 aircraft are droping 'firework bombs' onto an area near Japolbad but keeping them in safety.



Deepest regrets for the loss of your Elites. As our final compensation, we send
100,000 paper aeroplanes.

We have built a small Base. It is defended by 4 of the brand new Hazard Teams,
Don't mess with these guys.

The task force today stumbled onto the east coasts federations base . within 1/2 an hour the base had been asimilated and distroyed . the goverenment belives this teritory to by ours and has landed the entire red guard onto the peninsula ,they are not only issued with standed survival kit but armed to the teeth with ak-57s and silksteel armor we are willing to settle for the southan peninsula.They also have air support from carriers around the coast

CAC allies itself with East Coast Federation, taking a particular liking toward's it's policies, and will act to protect the weak nation of Japolbad from foreign agression. Also, our analysts are baffled at how Much happiness sucessfully attacked and destroyed the ECF base. 8 "LhnBNq" jGrjhjGrjh (jGrjhNByhRB jGrjhNBKkXhLhLhTYXByhRB) have been armed with several microwave and napalm bomb racks each. They should arrive with modified CAC F-35 "LkXBrW" attack aircraft and SAAB Gripen escorts in a a few hours. We do not consider Much happiness a threat and strongly believe the run will go flawlessly. We also offer a monetary benefit of 500 million to East Coast Federation so that he may work to rebuild his base. In addition, a sqaud of 14 P-51Ds modified for acrobatic purposes will patrol skies directly over Japalobad armed with wing mounted rear facing smoke launchers with the ability to emit a wide selection of diffrent colored smoke.

Dumpsterdam is preparing to launch several of its old ICBM's at the unclaimed parts of the peninsula, these are equiped with HE warheads so no toxics or radiation is released.

PS: the commie base falls under my not-clamed area, so happy BBQ you commie scum.

MIGs manage to distroy CAC fighter/bombers with little damage taken to its own aircraft a reconisance unit has recovered the above weponry wich may be quite usfull to the main advance
(The government salutes those brave pilots who were dasled by the pretty coulours so losing there lives in the battle)

Our analysts are again baffled at how MH managed such an impressive defense. Our LhLhjKRjhZhmB General reportedly shrugged and have decided that Dumpsterdam employed a viable tactic for dealing with Much happiness incursion. The warheads we use are radiological but the effects should only last about 48 hours or so due its sheer intensity. These are mere tactical nuclear weapons. Our most powerful bombs are reserved for detterent use.

Jonothana has sent in the army, air force and spec ops teams ready to obliterate the MH base once again. However we are moving in with an object to take prisoners rather than kill.

Class A Cows entrusts Jonothana with the designs for the CACish highly experimental godmode neutralization beam for use in the coming battle.

The task force today stumbled onto the east coasts federations base . within 1/2 an hour the base had been asimilated and distroyed . the goverenment belives this teritory to by ours and has landed the entire red guard onto the peninsula ,they are not only issued with standed survival kit but armed to the teeth with ak-57s and silksteel armor we are willing to settle for the southan peninsula.They also have air support from carriers around the coast
That was a GodMod you can attack the real way if you really want to.
Keep In Mind I have,

4,000 Hazard Team Marines
3 StarShips In Orbit
26 Shuttles with Type 9 Phasers
10,000 Reguloar Marines
Are Weapons are better than yours,We are better Trained than you,We have better defnses than you.
Our Star Ships can wipe you out.
I don't know if your future tech or mordren tech but I'm assuming your mordren.
Our Base also has force feilds protecting it, And Mini Q trops lunchers.

and more troops can be there in less than a day if I dispatch a ship from earth at warp 9.8.

No, just leave him, we are winning against him and have currenly killed 4500 approx and taken 3400 prisoner.

I have already wiped out 3,000 troops with Star Ship Fire.

The Much happiness operation on Japolbadia was completely neutralized by the radiological effects of the missles. Their equipment is still intact and Japolbad is welcome to take it after the radiation dies down sometime tommorow.

-Hive Terra 001, Mekanta Zero
Command Center of Mekanta's Terran Assets

Administrator Kuroi laughed out loud as he heard the news, turning to Midori. "So the Primatives are fighting over land."

"There is one Stardwelling nation present as well, Milord." Midori replied softly, kneeling.

"No matter. We will continue to monitor this situation. If Lady Adjuctant is correct in her exploration of the Eighth Circle, we won't need this pathetic planet's resources."

"Yes, but those oil reserves in Mekanta Zero and on the worlds Mekanta controls should do well to bargain with them."

"Point. If this nation pleases us... We will contact them for trade..."


-Message

"We wish your nation luck. Should you survive and prosper, Mekanta has much to offer you..."

I hope you are not Calling the ECF Primitive.
We are here to protect Jonothana. And if you side agnist them and try to take any of there land that is rightfully theres.
Expect a Nice Battlefleet heading your way.

"Mekanta cares little for this dirtball you Humans originate from."

"We are mearly offering trade. We have only one holding on Terra, and that is the continent of Mekanta Zero."

"You use the Saucerheadded ship designs, yes?"

"... Do you really wish us to answer the question on our calling you primative?"


-OOC-
My dislike of Saucerheads (ST Federation Ships) extends to Mekanta. ^_^

Go Ahead We Won't Care

OCC: I don't use the ST Fed Ships In The Movies,
I use Souped up versions, Take The Akira, Mine has 24 Q Trops Turrets each with a 5 trop Spread. Trek Tech can be taken pretty High.
ANd I'd say it's in the Middle. B5,StarGate,Star Wars,Lost In Space. Are way behind it.
Just wondering what kind to do use.

The chairman odf defense was today reportftered to detonate 1,000,000s of tons of explosives hidden deep beneath the surface of the peninsula seperating the retreat point (or dunkick 2 as it has been christened) from the
mainland .Soon after he broke down into a fit of tears screaming 'punk lives'
st mungos report our comrade is doing fine and will soon recover.
The chanel is closley guarded by our MIGs the only force remaining after the red guard got a sound kicking from the alied-caps . all equipment captured was distroyed by remote incendry packs sending radiation all over the bases they were taken to

Ha MIG's that should not be a problem.
Of crouse Snice I"m a Future tech Nation I'll only fight you if you try to take anymore than that.

OCC: I made an agreement with Jonothana that I would protect him.
You will end up fighting a future nation would that be ok with you?

troops air lifted of island (all 60 of them ) as well a several natives (1500) before dumping 700 tons of mind worm laeve(2 metre fungal based worms that subdue the victim through psi combat then lay there eggs inside the victims still thinking brain),releasing a few 1000 members of bio-labft-ex-1x324 (a bio-enhanced life form simular to the beasts from 'alien')and 3000000 tons of horse crap

UMN International Intelligence Center

"Sir, I think you should take a look at this..." said one of the operators while trying to control a fit of laughter from breaking out.

"What is it?" said the supervising(sp) CO during the current nightshift.

"I think...Hehe...Sorry...Just look at this..."

The operator put up the images he was viewing on the main screen. The main video feed showed a multitude of heat signatures and hundreds of explosions ranging from the explosions of gas cansisters to HE explosions all on and around an island the size of Manhattan.

"By the time they finish fighting for the island, there won't be anything left of it...In addition...Several decades...A couple of countries had used this as the location of an underground nuclear waste dump...So if the explosions get big enough, they might hit the waste...It's just funny to me sir..." said the operator. "I just thought it might amuse you...And we also intercepted a transmission saying that one country used it as a mercury and arsenic dump, but the records don't show any proof of it..."

To Bad The ECF Base Has Star Ship Strengh Sheilds Surrounding it and won't be affected by that. :)

No, just leave him, we are winning against him and have currenly killed 4500 approx and taken 3400 prisoner.
what makes you think I am a him

Much happiness You WILL not interfere with my Ally Jonothana or I will crush you.


Even if I was not based on Future Federation Tech which I am.
I could still smash you.

To bad I belive that the beasts should start the slauter soon
Any way if you think you are strong enough to beat me we'll fight on a levle pitch moden tech only no nukes no biological warfare just normal modan-tech .My country belive in the in what they are fighting for , a bourgeois free world so every one people will fight when the guns are usless, when there blades are broken until they are down to the last bloody fist and still we shall not surender

We would but out nation is currently involed in more important affaris.

All we wish is that our base is left alone.
Taking land that is not yours is plain wrong.

I hate morden RPing thats why I changed to future tech.

whos land? what of the native population

Jonothana has decided to evacuate the troops they have in the vicinity of the MH base. B - 52 will now obliterate the base, and you have proved you can't stop us, as implying they are fully armed with AK - 47, providing to AA cover. £ of these bombs wioll comtain sarin, they will be dropped first. These have been purchased legitimatley

OOC: Wheres Japolobad? They have made no reaction to any of this.

OOC: I think Japolbad got scared off a while back... I think I should probably have just left this whole thing alone. Ghads, I thought this topic died weeks ago.

Either side need aid? I'm horrifically bored and have until friday to be RP-less (sorta)

After the bombing onto the southan island (witch was already evacuated just read much happinesses ealier posts) much hapiness landed the natives evacuated onto the southan island and declared it to be a independant state
The chairwoman also withdrew all but one carrier fromm jonothanas waters and realeased the following statement:'sorry for the lost munitions' :D

Much happinesses chairwoman has stated that the natives will not be interfeared with hence they are unarmed and have nothing to do with much happiness

Much happiness would like to ask how are my beasts doing?

What on earth are you on about. We have obliterated the MH base and that's that.

By the way we intercepted all attempts to evacuate and other MH ships attempting to counter us.

Any Attempts to bring more troops in on MH's part will be shot down.

tag

What on earth are you on about. We have obliterated the MH base and that's that.
I am talking about post no 47 there was no base just 60 troops and several natives all of whom were air lifted back to M.H mainland

By the way we intercepted all attempts to evacuate and other MH ships attempting to counter us.what ships? I only had one left inside your waters HOWEVER ,today 20 nucular fusion reactor subs realeased several nucular warheads at the ECF base and scout reports indicate that smaller farming towns on the outskirts have been completly distroyed
Chairwoman shinty

The chairman odf defense was today reportftered to detonate 1,000,000s of tons of explosives hidden deep beneath the surface of the peninsula seperating the retreat point (or dunkick 2 as it has been christened) from the
mainland .Soon after he broke down into a fit of tears screaming 'punk lives'
st mungos report our comrade is doing fine and will soon recover.
The chanel is closley guarded by our MIGs the only force remaining after the red guard got a sound kicking from the alied-caps . all equipment captured was distroyed by remote incendry packs sending radiation all over the bases they were taken to
Get your facts right there was no base just 60 troops stranded on a beach (who have been evacuated).Also the chairwoman would like to remind you that the southen island is now a seperate nation set up for the native peoples ,the island it is truly the native populations and has nothing to do with M.H

You might notice that was posted by you.

Sir We Have Detected several nuclear missles heading for us !
Commander: Computer Lock Phasers on them NOW FIRE
* The phasers turrets on the Base Locked onto the missles overhead and fired several short bursts destoying the missles before they could do any harm, One of them exploded overhead *
COmmander: Excelent Fireworks give MH my regards.

yes I know I posted it do you see anything about a base in it ?All a see is the fact my people where stranded there of course i could be wrong

.A M.D BUNKER SOMEWHERE IN M.H HOMELAND.

'Sir'
'yes leftenant'
'The misiles ,sir, brought down by E.C.F fire sir,I'm sorry.'(The general thumps the table)'how long until more misiles get there'
'about 6 weeks sir my advice would be to activate red cell sir 6 weeks is more than enough time to distroy the phaser system'
'very well, send a mesage to the chairwoman ,asking for approvel'
'at once sir'

To whom this may concern
M.H offers a truce to the E.C.F seeing that the base is a tiny spot in the big picture .If you exept the truce we will stop our terrorist actions against your city and withdraw all ships from allied waters
yours faithfully
chairwoman shinty

Hmm. Jonothana chooses to decline this treaty. 25 B - 52's are currently flying over Southen island and preparing to obliterate it. Everything belonging to you in or near Jap. or SI will be destroyed.

To whom this may concern
M.H offers a truce to the E.C.F seeing that the base is a tiny spot in the big picture .If you exept the truce we will stop our terrorist actions against your city and withdraw all ships from allied waters
yours faithfully
chairwoman shinty
We appect your truce.
I have 2 StarShips Orbiting the planet anything comming near the base gets a nice phaser barrage!

Jonothana ignores future tech as godmodding.

I told you that I was future tech awhile ago.

I know, but then you weren't thretening to obliterate me.

When is signing a cease fire with an enemy a bad thing?

When the people who aren't gighning the ceasefire obliterate MH :D

M.H Would like to know why Jonothana is attacking Southan Island 1.because all of M.H 's effots were centered on the E.C.F and 2. beacause southan island is an indipendant state

I have called off the bombers and hope us and MH can be allies. We however ask that Southen island be allowed to become an independant state, but given aid from you. We also ask that all MH military evacuate the base, as it is seriously unhealthy.

The Confederacy would appreciate a report on the rough location of this land over which you are fighting; the damage that has been done to its infrastructure (if it had any to begin with); if rumours of a native population are accurate; and whether or not it truly was used as a dumping ground for hazardous materials at some point.

This information will help us in assessing whether or not we should send a humanitarian team to the area, if only for the benefit of any innocent natives caught in the crossfire. In addition, if we determine the nature of the hazardous waste products dumped there (if any), it is possible we could safely transfer it or neutralise it to prevent harm to the native population. We've been reading rather sketchy intelligence reports on the situation, however the outside world seems to have little or no concrete knowledge regarding the situation there.

It will please you to know that the few natives there were eavuated as part of the ceasefire. Unfortuanatley many had died from the dedly substances left there and constant nuclear attack. No aid is required.

Very well, thank you for the update.

Siesatia suddenly finds earths second moon, "Noone may come here, my awesome NOOB powers will keep all you 50 zillion population countries away, mwahaha!!"

YOU ARE IGNORED N00B!!

Huh?

Just ignore him. Anyway this RP is just about over.

We have located the waste and are beaming it up now. We will send it into the sun. We have cleaned up backround radition.
The Base will remain. It may get expanded a bit for reseach.
It is only about 30 miles Scquare(SP).
That aboud wraps it up!

That will not be possible. Nuclear testing is continuing on the island and there was several BILLION tonnes of the waste.

Dear leaders
I ask that all natives should be deported to southan island or else have there own states set up elsewhere.
it has been a pleasure rping with you

chairwoman shinty