NationStates Jolt Archive

Crepes, a nation not known to the international community is looking to establish relations with the nations of the world.

Facts about Crepes
Government: Socialist Republic
Leader: Speaker Kingston James
Leadership Style: Militarily Aggressive
Military Information: Classified At This Time- To Be Released Soon
Real World Nation Location: India


We invite nations to open embassies in our national capital of Charleston and request that we can open an embassy in your nation as well. We look forward to establishing relations.

We invite you to have an embassy in 46 Smith street. (where all our ambassidors live, just outside the royal palace.)

We are interesting in trading embassies and establish a relation with your nation.

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-Harold Riegan
Director of International and Public Relations

Credonia is interested in establishing an embassy within your capital and invite you to reciprocate the action by establishing an embassy within beautiful Credonia City, the pride and joy of the nation of Credonia.

The United Socialist States of Temme would like to exchange embassies with you.

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OOC: the full diplomatic telegram that goes out to everyone
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IC:

To: the Socialist Republic of Crepes
From: J. W. Gibbs, Consul-General of Weyr
Re: Diplomatic Exchange

The Kingdom of Weyr is interested in creating diplomatic ties with the Socialist Republic of Crepes. A delegation of:

1 Ambassador
1 Diplomatic attaché
1 Commercial attaché
1 Cultural attaché
10 Secretarial staff
16 High Guard
1 Alchemist

are standing by for your approval. If possible, we would like to rent or purchase a building/office space to act as our embassy. Barring that, we can also construct our own structure.

Space for your delegation is available within Embassy Tower, where all foreign embassies within Weyr are located. Floors 40-44 and 48-68 are available at this time. The Diplomatic Service provides security, basic services, and secure telecommunications. Furniture, electronics, special services, and any other amenities are provided upon request. The Diplomatic Service pays for all services. It should be noted that security and safety of any foreign delegates is not guaranteed outside of Embassy Tower unless those delegates are accompanies by Diplomatic Service staff.

Embassy Tower is located in our capital city of Wye, a city of approximately 200 million built on the southwestern slopes of Mt. Weyr. We recommend that foreign delegations arrive via Wye International Skyport, where Diplomatic Service officials can meet them.

The Kingdom of Weyr has no restrictions on trade, and permits nations to freely buy and sell all goods and substances within its borders. This includes, but is not limited to: weapons, toxic substances, motor vehicles, WMDs, foodstuffs, raw materials, and finished goods. This cannot be restricted or expanded upon by any treaties.

The Kingdom of Weyr does not recognize extraterritoriality. Weyr’s courts will try any foreign delegates or visitors in accordance with Weyrean law.

This includes:
- Trial by an elected jury within seven days of arrest
- A free lawyer, to be given upon request
- Communication with any party, after arrest, via a monitored link
- The ability to sue for personal damages incurred while under arrest

However, foreign delegates are permitted to have their home nation pay for the court fines. It should be noted that Weyrean courts issue sentences that are monetary in nature.

Weyrean law has only three crimes: murder, theft, and malicious manipulation.

Weyr is not interested in military alliances at this time. However, Weyr holds a policy of non-aggression towards all nations.

Sincerely,
Consul-General J. W. Gibbs

The Congrss of the Anglosaxtion Peoples is interested in opening trade with your nation. We have huge uranium mining industy along with small arms and light vehicle manufacturing.

Welcome to the world! We are sending you a shipment of 2 tonnes of these pink pills. They're uh... viagra. To get your population up... yea... *MUHAHAHA!*

Sanctus Respublica Do Fraalend (Latin: The Holy Republic of Fraalend) is interested in creating diplomatic relationships with Crepes.

You may have an embassy on "Imperial Avenue" (Where all the embassies are located) it is 2 blocks from the Premier's Jackson City palace, but he spends probably 80% of his time in his private palace in Neshoba County (Stalingrad estate). The mansion is located on the center of the estate, and he owns all the land for a 20 mile radius around the mansion (lot of land). He has an estate in each county, but the "Stalingrad" one is his favorite.

You may have an embassy on "Imperial Avenue" (Where all the embassies are located) it is 2 blocks from the Premier's Jackson City palace, but he spends probably 80% of his time in his private palace in Neshoba County (Stalingrad estate). The mansion is located on the center of the estate, and he owns all the land for a 20 mile radius around the mansion (lot of land). He has an estate in each county, but the "Stalingrad" one is his favorite.


NO I do not support your illegal invasion of Libya, therefore i do not wish to establish relations with your nation. Sorry.

whittier would like to exchange embassies and sign an NAP.

we will let u establish an embassy in a building on the palace grounds, if u give open up trade wiv our fine nation.
Danny Carey, Foriegn Minister for the exalted King Bonzo Moon

The People's Republic of Spyr would be most pleased to engage in an exchange of embassies with your nation.

The PRNK would be delighted to establish cordial realtions with your fine coutnry.

Speaking on behalf of the Archduke and of all the citizens of the Grand Duchy of Monte Ozarka, I would much like to extend the hand of friendship to Socialist Republic of Crepes.

As such, we would gladly exchange embassies. We welcome a representative of Socialist Republic of Crepes to set up an embassy in our capital city Reisz. If you are to accept the only restrictions placed on this embassy are:
1) It shall not harbor any sort of large ordnance. ("Large ordnance" shall include WMD's, surface-to-surface missiles, smart bombs, bombs of yield greater than 5 tons, fighter/bomber/strike aircraft, MBT's, and field or mobile artillery.)
2) The total guard detail personnel must not exceed the number of 75.
3) No permanent weapon emplacement with a direct line of fire into territory not within the embassy will be erected within 100 feet of any street.

Welcome onto the world stage,
--ROBERT WERTER, Count of Viscosia, Foreign Minister for the Archduke Philip IV