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Well, seeing as how I accidentally deleted the list of my allies when clearing some things from my computer, I now have no idea if I know all of my allies...

Here's a list of the allies I can remember:

Grenval
Roach-Busters
Knight of the Round (and the rest of his native region)
Westtle
Generic Empire

Here's the nations I apologize to for forgetting:

Whittier

Also, if you wish to become one of my allies, please fill out this form and we will get back to you when we have decided whether or not to accept you as an ally:

Country:
Region:
Location:
Government Type (Capitalist, Supremacist, Communist, etc.):
Current Allies:

Thank you for your time, G'Day.

Maybe we need a little more information about your nation if you want more allies. Your allies might know you but I haven't bumped into your nation diplomatically.

:D

Yeah I'm glad you remembered my small little nation lol. Sorry about not being around lately. Brother is home from Iraq so where having fun for a few days. He only has a 15 day leave lol... so that turns into 13 days since he has to be back on the 15th day lol.

http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=The%20Wickit%20Klownz

Is that enough info? If not, tell me what issues you are particularly interested in, and I'll tell you my stance...

Hey, KotR, it's been a while, homie.

Country:East Coast Federation
Region:ATARA TERRA ALLIANCE
Location: On The Coast Atlantic Ocean
Goverment type: Liberal

We also have a massive Military.
I know you have problems with the Exucention of the Women that killed over 3,000 members of the ECF Navy but prehaps we can work it out.

ECF, I strike very swiftly at any person who injures a female without good reason. To me, they are the superior race by quite a lot. If you become my ally, I want you to sign a document stating that you will treat women captives better than men captives. And if you must kill them, do it as gently as possible. Respect all women, because they are superior to us men in almost every way. More agile, more compact, smarter, better instincts, and are they key to the human race. A woman is superior because she actually gives life to humans, and if every male in the universe were to be killed, and males were no longer able to be born, females would still find a way to keep the race alive. I don't care if the woman is virtual, as was the one you executed in this game, or real, I respect them the same.

We will consider that but in the MeanTime I want you to give me 10 Reasons Why They Are Better and should be treated any bettre.

Yeah I'm glad you remembered my small little nation lol.
Of Course I Remember You, Homie!! You was the one helping me out with the minigun and stuff!!

We will consider that but in the MeanTime I want you to give me 10 Reasons Why They Are Better and should be treated any bettre.
So, basically you want me to rewrite the paragraph above that post?

You only gave me 5!
I want 10.

Hey, Teach, i have a question. Is this gonna be on the final exam?

Damn Dude, why you interrogating me? If you dont like my stance on women, then don't become my ally. It's that simple!!

OCC: I just wanted to know why you thought women were better that had nothing to do with me being your ally.

We regret to inform you that we are sickned by your stance.
As a World Leader In Civil Rights and Eaulitiy(SP?) we will never become an ally with you.
Men and Women get Equal rights in our nation.
And that inculdes punishment. I don't care if it was a man or women who did it there going to get punished the same way.
That also means women get drafted.
And if they can't cut it in battle which some can't we will find work in the peace corps for them.

Oh, trust me, women are able to become soldiers in my country. They have the ability to do anything they want, so long as its inside the law. Women and men have equal rights here too, but we believe that all women should recieve more respect because they are able to give life. God may give the babies their soul, but females create the bodies.

BTW, quite a few of my elite soldiers are women. they are FAR harder to defeat than the men.

You should meet our New Eilte Soliders Of The ECF Or NESE For short.
There are men and Women on the team.
Men tend to be more physicliy Able than women and I'm not being a sexist but thats the way it is.
Men can be just as aijle(SP) as a women can.
They can be just as sneaky.
They are armed with State Of The Art Weapons Namley the Type 7 Phased Plasma Rilfe.
Men and Women are given the same tasks to complete in the traning and weather your a man or a women you are not given specil treatment.

I was under the IMpression that you want to give females MORE rights than males.

You should meet our New Eilte Soliders Of The ECF Or NESE For short.
There are men and Women on the team.
Men tend to be more physicliy Able than women and I'm not being a sexist but thats the way it is.
Men can be just as aijle(SP) as a women can.
They can be just as sneaky.
They are armed with State Of The Art Weapons Namley the Type 7 Phased Plasma Rilfe.
Men and Women are given the same tasks to complete in the traning and weather your a man or a women you are not given specil treatment.

I was under the IMpression that you want to give females MORE rights than males.
No,No,No.... We just treat them better (no special treatment in armed forces, their training is harder than the males because they can handle more stress)... we respect them because of the fact that they can bear the burden of childbirth. If a man somehow was able to give birth, he would not be able to deal with the stress and such. Women are superior to men in that way, and we respect them for it.

Giving one sex more traning is a bad idea.
We have had alot of Instances where the Felmales are not as capable as males. SO they end up being scouts.
From Are Traning we can coulde that:
Men Are More Able to Kill Without Remorce
Men are also better shots and can handle a weapon with more ease.
Women tend to be more sneaky and quieait than a man is.
Women are also keep there cool longer.
While men are far more aggresive and want to kill 1st and ask ?'s later.
THese are the only deifferences that we can dectect.
And they don't matter that much anyway.

Men Are More Able to Kill Without Remorce
Men are also better shots and can handle a weapon with more ease.

Your Ignorance is showing....

Government Leader!

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And our trade agreements are quite acceptable. All allies have a 50% tariff reduction! And NO QUOTAS FOR ANY OF YOUR PRODUCTS! This unbeatable offer is only available to allies.



So, why put it off till tomorrow? Pay the low-low price of 500,000 credits TODAY and all these special offers will be available to you!

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Sincerely,


The Director.

*While stocks last.

Your Ignorance is showing....
I don't see howI'm in ROTC and no offense to women but overall there not as good a shot as the men are.

Anyway I thought you would want to take males rights away.
I will submit to ally with you and I want a copy of that agreement before I ally with you.
I will sign it if it makes sense.

Or it could be the Girls into ROTC,There not into guns that much.

Government Leader!

Looking for allies? Look no further! The Government of Omicron Alpha Incorporated has a reputation for honouring their treaties and respecting their allies. You have a problem? Speak to our Foreign Affairs Customer Service representative, and he/she will do the best they can to help you with your problem!

Need military aid? The Omicron-Military Corporation has very competitive rates of 40 credits per soldier per hour, with special 10% discounts for all allies! Omicron-Military Corporation takes pride in the training and experience of their employees -- with special skills in bounty hunting, assassinations, seiging and defending actions, you'd be hard pushed to find a better military for better money!

And our trade agreements are quite acceptable. All allies have a 50% tariff reduction! And NO QUOTAS FOR ANY OF YOUR PRODUCTS! This unbeatable offer is only available to allies.



So, why put it off till tomorrow? Pay the low-low price of 500,000 credits TODAY and all these special offers will be available to you!

LIMITED OFFER!!! Buy an alliance package NOW and receive a FREE M1A1 Main Battle Tank*!

Sincerely,


The Director.

*While stocks last.
I have no need for Mercs... and heres a hint, make it less like a commercial on television...

Or it could be the Girls into ROTC,There not into guns that much.
That would be it....

I know more than a hundred women who can put a bullet between my eyes from 300 yards (trust me, ive seen them shoot at the local target range....).....of course, i DO live in the south.... and before you say "well, they must have been using a scope"... ill go ahead and tell you they werent....

After I think about it I know some girls who can do that.
I can somehwat hit a Target 100 feet away. Yeah I'm a bad shot :(
Then again I was using a .45 Magnum and not a Rifle. I just hate rifles.
PS: I'm from PA and in High School and remeber to make your kids join ROTC.

Anyways,
Get that argreement writeen up.
I'm leaving today so I'd like to see it.

I have no need for Mercs... and heres a hint, make it less like a commercial on television...

OOC -- Then don't make use of that particular offer :D. And it was supposed to be that commerically (is that a word? Meh...) to reflect just how capitalist everything in OA is.

I am worried that if I accept you as an ally, I may have to defend you in many wars, seeing as how you are fairly new...

Omicron Alpha has no enemies, and doesn't intend to make any. Why declare war on a corporation when it would be much more profitable to sue them :)?

We may be interested in pursuing an alliance, although we aren't quite sure yet if we wish to. In any case, we wish to establish relations and trade of some sort.

We are also interested in establishing relations and trade with Omicron Alpha.

Trade is, of course, welcomed for all and requires no permission on our part. Certain corporate import authorities may charge you more or less on your imports, so shop around. OmiTrade International PLC is free, but slower than most and their representatives just love to spout advertisements for various companies at your merchants as they try and deliver their goods.

Well, seeing as how I accidentally deleted the list of my allies when clearing some things from my computer, I now have no idea if I know all of my allies...

Here's a list of the allies I can remember:

Grenval
Roach-Busters
Knight of the Round (and the rest of his native region)
Westtle
Generic Empire

Also, if you wish to become one of my allies, please fill out this form and we will get back to you when we have decided whether or not to accept you as an ally:

Country:
Region:
Location:
Government Type (Capitalist, Supremacist, Communist, etc.):
Current Allies:

Thank you for your time, G'Day.

I am one of your allies.

ooc:I need to make a similiar list.

I am one of your allies.
-=Secure Transmission to Whittier (1024 bit encryption)=-
Yes, thats right, i forgot about telling you the update on the <classified> project also... the shields are operational... they can withstand quite a powerful blast... might as well be impervious to bullets....as long as the battery lasts... and doesnt reach critical mass... the blueprints are being sent as we speak...

-=End Transmission=-

OOC: yeah, hes very paranoid....

-=Secure Transmission to Whittier (1024 bit encryption)=-
Yes, thats right, i forgot about telling you the update on the <classified> project also... the shields are operational... they can withstand quite a powerful blast... might as well be impervious to bullets....as long as the battery lasts... and doesnt reach critical mass... the blueprints are being sent as we speak...

-=End Transmission=-

OOC: yeah, hes very paranoid....

IC: That's fine. We have started on a new project code named Project Omega. We will share the results with you when we are done.

After I think about it I know some girls who can do that.
I can somehwat hit a Target 100 feet away. Yeah I'm a bad shot :(
Then again I was using a .45 Magnum and not a Rifle. I just hate rifles.
PS: I'm from PA and in High School and remeber to make your kids join ROTC.

Anyways,
Get that argreement writeen up.
I'm leaving today so I'd like to see it.
Damn, i may not get it written... i have to sleep sometimes...ive been up for around twelve hours....

IC: That's fine. We have started on a new project code named Project Omega. We will share the results with you when we are done.

Much appreciated. If I can assist in any way (other than financially) please let me know...

ooc:

Ahhhhhh gambling is fun lol. I sent you a TG WK :)

Damn, i may not get it written... i have to sleep sometimes...ive been up for around twelve hours....
Thats ok I SHOULD have acces to a net connection.
But if I don't oh well.

My Plane Leaves at 7 so I'm going to be running around the forums a bit longer.