NationStates Jolt Archive

(SPECIAL NOTE: I posted this thread before, but back then I was unable to log in as any of my puppets, and people began threatening and declaring war on each other for reasons unrelated to the thread, so I'm starting over.)

The following is an excerpt from live coverage of Election Day:

"Good evening, everyone, this is Dan Blather reporting from RB City. Today millions of citizens eagerly ventured to the polls to determine the new leader of this great nation. President J.L. was leading in the polls at 73%, and in a distant second was ultra-moderate radical Gerald Dean, whose middle-of-the-road extremism borders on fanaticism, at 9%. The other candidates barely caused a ripple. And- wait, wait- the results have just come in! The new President is-"

The studio room was plunged into darkness and all TV screens in the country experienced severe static.

Seconds later, Blather was back on the air. "-is...Saddam Insane? B-but wait, there must be some mistake, th-"

A deafening gunshot raped the silent evening as Blather's forehead exploded and spurted torrents of blood everywhere. He slumped to the ground, writhing in agony and praying that death would come soon. His prayers were answered. A flurry of machine-gun bullets brought his existence to a swift and brutal end.

A man with a scruffy, unkempt beard garbed in a red cloak picked up Blather's microphone. "Citizens of Roach-Busters, bow and pay homage to our new president-for-life, Saddam Insane!"

Back at the Presidential Palace, President J.L. was stunned when he heard the news. "Th-there's no way I could have lost so suddenly," he said. "How could I go from 73% to...to...ugh, there was no way Insane could have pulled off a victory like that so quickly!"

"Sir, we shall get to the bottom of this," an aide said. "We determine whether the results were rigged, and will notify you as soon a-"

The door slammed open and in stormed ten armored guards garbed in red cloaks. Rapid machine-gun fire resulted in President J.L.'s realization that the aide would never notify him, or even speak, ever again.

"Come with us, Mr. ex-President," one of the guards sneered, tugging on his arm.

President J.L. shrugged. "Okay," he said casually.

The guard had expected angry defiance; he was so stunned by President J.L.'s reply that he was caught off guard just long enough for J.L. to snatch his machine-gun and gun down all ten of the guards before any of their fingers could even reach the trigger.

He ran into the hallway, where Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Jennings awaited him. "Sir, Gerald Dean and all the other candidates are dead," he said grimly. "Each of them was beheaded and disemboweled...after hours of excruciating torture. Worst of all, Insane's men are spreading word that you are responsible. There are already riots in South City. It's gonna get ugly."

"That bastard," J.L. said through gritted teeth.

Jennings was about to reply, when Vice-President Cyprian came in and turned on the TV. On the TV, J.L. said, "Yes, I ordered the murders of the other candidates. Yes, I am officially stepping down right now. I urge everyone to obey Insane's every wish. The military is to begin receiving orders from Insane now."

Saddam Insane appeared on the screen and shot the fake J.L. "Attention, all members of the military," he said, sneering. "I hereby order the forced relocation of all citizens in this nation to the countryside, where they will be given further orders."

"Look, we have to get out of here," VP Cyprian said. "Premier Vang, ten members of your cabinet, and three generals have already been evacuated. There's a helicopter waiting right now."

"But I can't, my people need m-" J.L. stammered.

"Sir, there isn't time! There are tanks heading here as we speak! Insane's men have been ordered to shoot you on sight!"

And so J.L. reluctantly complied, and he, Cyprian, and Jennings went to the helicopter and were flown out of the country.

"Where to?" the pilot asked.

"Dailey," J.L. said. "Because we are members of the TBA Defense Alliance, I'm sure they will help us!"

"Well, you're no longer President, so technically, you ain't a member," the pilot said glumly.

"Well, we have to try. And if they turn us down, we'll head to our protectorate, Howard Zinn Haters. Surely Insane's men haven't gotten there yet."

"Yes, sir."

In Howard Zinn Haters, President Mr. He-Who-Hates-Howard-Zinn ordered the immediate mobilization of all troops and ordered their deployment to Roach-Busters to topple Insane before it was too late. 50,000 ill-prepared, vastly-numbered troops soon found themselves being shipped to their doom.

And in Roach-Busters, within ten days over 100,000 people were executed, virtually all political activists- conservatives, liberals, communists, fascists, etc.- were declared 'counter-revolutionary, unpatriotic radicals' were rounded up and sent to re-education camps, over two million people were arrested, and martial law was declared. Insane had consolidated his power and now had complete control of every one of the nation's now empty cities. The citizens toiled in the fields for twenty hours a day, gathering stones which would be used to construct statues of Insane that would line every city street. Even children were forced to work. Most either died of exhaustion or were killed for 'slacking off,' as were the elderly. Infants were killed on the spot for being 'pointless, worthless and unable to contribute to society.'

Unbeknownst to Insane, however, a few thousand citizens, heeding an intuition of impending doom, had gathered underground just before Insane seized power. Although armed with nothing more than simple knives, handguns, and even brooms, they vowed to do whatever they could to liberate their nation.

As for J.L., he is currently preparing a speech asking for international help in saving his nation...

(SPECIAL NOTE: From here on out, J.L. will be speaking through the RB puppet Howard Zinn Haters.)

(SPECIAL NOTE 2: To make things interesting, I want as many non-allies as possible to side with Saddam Insane's government. Thank you!)

I would be happy to lend a hand, for a small fee of course. You may pay after the war incase your funds are tied up. to learn more about my services as a defence company visit this thread:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=340706

please let me know if i may be of service. :sniper:

Brezhnekov was watching the morning news program when they did a report on the coup in Roach-Busters.

An hour later he gave a formal address
condemning with greatest possible firmness the coup in Roach-Busters. He called on Saddam Insane to step down and allow the return of the democratically elected government in the small nation.
He further stated that all refugees from Roach busters would be allowed to enter WHittier.

OOC: Was your government socialist and where is it located?

OOC: Would it be possible for a nation, possibly such as myself, to intervene and establish a puppet government?

Brezhnekov was watching the morning news program when they did a report on the coup in Roach-Busters.

An hour later he gave a formal address
condemning with greatest possible firmness the coup in Roach-Busters. He called on Saddam Insane to step down and allow the return of the democratically elected government in the small nation.
He further stated that all refugees from Roach busters would be allowed to enter WHittier.

OOC: Was your government socialist and where is it located?

We were capitalist. Location: Loners

OOC: Would it be possible for a nation, possibly such as myself, to intervene and establish a puppet government?

Establish a puppet government where?

(SPECIAL NOTE: From here on out, whenever I post as 'Roach-Busters,' it will be Saddam Insane's government speaking [that is, until the bastard gets overthrown...])

"President Insane!"

The President waved his hand irritably. "What do you want, you subhuman miscreant?"

"I-"

"Shut your sleazy carcass up and get the f*** in here!" the President bellowed.

"S-Sir, we wanted to report there is a foreign base in this nation," the terrified private said.

Insane grinned diabolically. "Really? Which nation's base is it?"

"Sarzonia."

"Very well. Launch 500 Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missiles at the capital of Sarzonia, and launch 5 of them at their military base here. I will not tolerate the presence of foreigners, particularly pro-J.L. foreigners."

"Yes, sir!"

Diplomatic Telegram: To Saddam Insane
From: The Whittier Government

We are concerned about your recent. While we respect your nation's internal soveriegnty, your unjustified attack on Sarzonia makes this an international affair. We request that you step down from power or face military action.

"Sir!"

"WHAT NOW?" Insane shouted.

"Whittier has denounced you AND offered asylum to refugees from this nation!"

"Then obliterate them from the face of the earth," Insane said. "Launch 490 Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missiles at their capital city. That'll teach 'em not to stick their noses in our business!"

Establish a puppet government where?
In Roach-Busters.

OOC: Are they nuclear?

President J.L. is reported to be on his way to Dailey. Thus, 5,000 Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missiles are being fired at Dailey's capital and other major cities. The missiles will intentionally target and kill as many civilians as possible to ensure that they have no desire to help J.L., lest they face extinction.

OOC: Are they nuclear?

I think so, but I'm not sure. I purchased them from Credonia.

Message
To: Attican Empire
From: Whittier government

The government of Whittier is concerned about the developments in Roach Busters and Saddam Insane's recent attack on our territory has been an act of war.
We believe it in our interest if RoachBusters was at least temporarily a run by puppet government of the Attican Empire. Hence, we propose military cooperation against this Dictator Insane.

I think so, but I'm not sure. I purchased them from Credonia.
OOC: Can you find out?

In Roach-Busters.

"Sir!"

"WHAT THE %!&%#@&$#*&!$&*@$&!$&$#(&@$#(!$(&! do you want NOW????!!!???" Insane bellowed.

"Attican Empire wants to establish a puppet in our- er, I mean, YOUR nation!"

Insane drew his revolver and shot the aide in the forehead. "Damned right it's MY nation." He turned to another aide. "Ah, what the hell...launch 5,000 Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missiles at Attican Empire, too. If they want our land, they're gonna have to fight for it!"

OOC: Hey eh, you tossing around too many nukes. Most people here would ignore you for that. Not sure how Attican will react though.

OOC: Roach Busters, you do understand the difference between IC and OOC, correct?
http://www.kuattech.com/whittier.png

OOC: Roach Busters, you do understand the difference between IC and OOC, correct?
http://www.kuattech.com/whittier.png
OOC: Nice.

Can we set some rules on nukes. And if they are being used, I want to use Pandora's Box (a weaker version, though I need some kind of formula to determine how many nukes get through it.) If none get through, I won't have an IC reason to go to war except that I don't like his leader.

OOC: Hey eh, you tossing around too many nukes. Most people here would ignore you for that. Not sure how Attican will react though.

It's not godmoding or godmodding. He never said if the nukes actually hit or not. They could have been intercepted by other missiles and destroyed, or what-not.

Premier Donathon sat at his desk at the Presidental Palace, his hands together on the desk and as soon as the camera crew flickered on, he began to speak. "The Fascist Dictatorship of Nycton welcomes President Insane to his rise to power. I would like to skip all the fancy stuff and skip right to it. I will stand behind Insane's regime. With his permission, I want to send some of Nycton's finest and most elite troops on today's battlefield to help secure government buildings all over the country. We would also like to open arms deals as a result to spread the Nycton Ak-101 and Ak-102 (as for some other arms will remain diclosed). We wish Roach-Killer good luck in her bright future.

I never said it was. I only said a lot of people don't like nukes being tossed around that way.

That's right, one trillion dollars! But he must be captured ALIVE. In the meantime, RB's puppets (which are all backing J.L. are each sending 50,000 troops to RB to liberate it). The nations are:

The Metroids
Justin Bailey
The Sacred Realm
The Ancient Holy Order
Protected Republics
Corpse Snatchers
The Dark Dimension
The Orkin Man
Birchism
Mortiorchis

I never said it was. I only said a lot of people don't like nukes being tossed around that way.

Gotcha.

OOC: Also, he never said he launched them, only that he ordered someone to launch them. He might just be insane and ordering them launched even though he lacks them.

Gotcha.
? What?

OOC: Also, he never said he launched them, only that he ordered someone to launch them. He might just be insane and ordering them launched even though he lacks them.
OOC: Ok. That part wasn't clear. I thought he was doing one of those
I noooooooooook you things.

? What?

I just meant I- er, HZH- understood.

Premier Donathon sat at his desk at the Presidental Palace, his hands together on the desk and as soon as the camera crew flickered on, he began to speak. "The Fascist Dictatorship of Nycton welcomes President Insane to his rise to power. I would like to skip all the fancy stuff and skip right to it. I will stand behind Insane's regime. With his permission, I want to send some of Nycton's finest and most elite troops on today's battlefield to help secure government buildings all over the country. We would also like to open arms deals as a result to spread the Nycton Ak-101 and Ak-102 (as for some other arms will remain diclosed). We wish Roach-Killer good luck in her bright future.

WE ACCEPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whittier and AE, did the nukes hit? If so, how much damage was inflicted? How many people were killed?

Whittier and AE, did the nukes hit? If so, how much damage was inflicted? How many people were killed?
OOC: This is what I what I was talking about. How about we keep the nukes out?

IC: Fortunately for us, Pandora's Box detected the nukes and they were all shot down.

OOC: Some people don't like Pandora's Box but its good for making sure rps don't go down the tubes and keeps them interesting by making nations use their conventional forces. But its up to AE if he wants to accept the nukes aimed at his country were shot down. I think he said he would ignore PB if I remember right.

I just meant I- er, HZH- understood.
ok

At the light of dawn arrived, Nycton Marine Corps troops loaded up as about 455 of her new X1a2 Achilles MBT were put on the transport ships. About 8,000 Elite Marines will be working in Roach-Killer as 24,000 Army, Navy, and Airforce troops will be on the ground as well. No aircraft will be used in the operation other than some Unmanned Scouting Aircraft and 32 Commanche Helichopters.

Contract M-910-A
The Government also ordered under military watch for a shipment of 400,000 seperate units of out of the factory Ak-101's and 20,000 Ak-102's. The Z-96 Silverstrife Battle Tank (One of Nycton's obsolete tanks) which have been sitting in bunkers underground in storage have been brought back. Most of the retired tanks are being refitted and tested, and then being convoyed to Roach-Killer. Officials have not noted on any statistic but some speculate to be almost half of the units that the country, being about 3,000. In compliance with these weapons, terms will be discussed under a more peaceful time.

You never stated you launched nukes. Nor did you state they were nukes. You just stated you told someone to launch nukes.

http://www.kuattech.com/roach.png

The first fleet composed of:
5 Yorktown aircraft carriers
5 Arizona class Battleships
30 Kirov nuclear powered Aegis Cruisers
10 Ticonderoga class Aegis cruisers
20 Arliegh Burke guided missile destroyers

is being dispatched to Roach busters.

ooc: I rped this acquisition awhile back and saved it on word.

50 Yorktown Class aircraft carriers (holds 95 planes)@4.5billion each = $225 billion

50 Arizona Class Batteships @ 3.5 billion each = 175 billion

400 Kirov class nuclear powered cruisers @ 1.2 billion = 480 billion

200 Ticonderoga II class Aegis cruisers @ 900 million = 180 billion

500 Arliegh Burke Aegis guided missile destroyers @ 800 million = 400 billion

100 Farragut Class Aegis Stealth Destroyers @ 1 billion = 100 billion

300 Galaxy class nuclear stealth subs @ 1.2 billion = 360 billion

300 Seawolf class attack subs @ 1 billion = 300 billion

subbalance=2,015,957,806,000

7,000 AV-8B Harrier bombers @ 10 million = 70 billion

20,000 F-111 Multipurpose tactical fighter bombers @ 21 million = 420 billion

subbalance= $1,525,957,806,000

500 F117 Knighthawks @ 45 million = 22.5 billion

500 B-2 multirole fighterbombers @ 600 million = 300 billion

1,000 B52 Stratofortresses @ 6 million = 6 billion

2,000 F35 Joint Strike Fighters @ 35 million = 70 billion

200,000 RIM-18ANSAM Surface to Air Radar Guided Missiles (for destroyers and Aegis Cruisers) @ 250,000 = 50billion

290,000 (5,800 per carrier) Carrier personnel@6536= 1,895,440,000


subbalance = 1,075,562,366,000

95,300 battleship personnel (1906 per ship)@ 6536= 622,880,800

subbalance = 1,074,939,485,000

7,800 crew Ticonderoga II Aegies Cruiser (390 per ship) @ 6536= 50,980,800

Subbalance= 1,074,888,504,200

190,000 crew for Arliegh Burke Aegis Guided Missile Destroyer (380 per ship)= 1,241,840,000

Subbalance= 1,073,646,664,200

16,400 crew for Farragut Stealth Aegis Destroyer (164/ship)= 107,190,400

Subbalance= 1,073,476,473,800

39,000 crew for Galaxy class nuclear stealth submarine (130/ship)= 254,904,000

Subbalance= 1,073,221,569,800

39,000 crew for Seawolf Subs (130/ship) = 254,904,000

Subbalance= 1, 072,966,665,800


7,000 pilots for AV-8B Harrier (1/plane)=45,752,000

Subbalance = 1,072,920,913,800

20,000 pilots for F-111 multipurpose tactical fighter bombers (2/plane)= 261,440,000

subbalance= 1,072,659,473,800

1,000 pilots for B2-Spirit mulitrole heavy bomber (2/plane)= 6,536,000

subbalance= 1,072,652,937,800

500 pilots for F117 Nighthawk stealth fighter/attacker (1/plane) = 3,268,000

Subbalance= 1,072,649,669,800

5,000 crew for B52 Stratofortress heavy bomber (5/plane)= 32,680,000

Subbalance= 1,072,616,989,800

2,000 crew for F35 JSF (1/plane)= 13,072,000

Balance: 1,072,603,917,800

5,625,000 CV9030 Infantry Fighting Vehicles (can transport 8 troops) @ 5,000 = 28,125,000,000

balance= 1,044,478,918,000

16,875,000 crew for CV9030 Infantry Fighting Vehicles (3/vehicle) = 110,295,000,000

balance= 934,183,918,000

320,000 crew for Kirov class cruiser (800/ship)=

OOC: would be nice if we knew what everyone had available to throw in.

OOC: I can throw in the entire Reichswehr... http://www.kuattech.com/military.xls

The 1st Infantry Division is ordered to prepare for deployment.
Total troops being readied: 2,000

OOC: I can throw in the entire Reichswehr... http://www.kuattech.com/military.xls
OOC: I can't open the file, but I say go for it.

Our army of 30,000,000 are armed with the following:

Weapons: Arcus 94 9mm x100,000

Steyr-Manlicher SSG-P1 .308 X100,000

VSS 'Vintorez' Silenced 9x39 SP-5 and SP-6 Subsonic
Cartridges X100,000

Steyr Scout .308 X100,000

Erma SR-100 .338 X100,000

HK USA MX29 .223 & 20mm Grenade Launcher X10,000

HK G41 .223 X50,000

Frenchi Spas-15 12 Gauge Semi Auto X25,000

AMP Technical Services DSR-1 .338 Lapua Magnum X50,000

HK GMG (Grenade Machine Gun) 40mm X10,000

RPO-A launchers X500,000

RPG-29 launchers X750,000

AV-96/AVU-96 X1,000,000

TM-93A tactical assault weapons X500,000

40mm Multi-purpose Grenade Launcher X1,000,000

Desert Eagle .50 Magnum pistol X10,000,000
w/100,000,000 spare magazines

Steyr-Aug assualt rifle X10,000,000
w/100,000,000 spare magazines

LGM-56A Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missile launcher X100


And our vehicles are:

apocalypse Class Fleet Carrier X6

Zumwalt Class Destroyer (with nuclear fusion reactors) X100

Virginia Class Fast Attack Submarine X250

The SFF-53 "Black Falcon" X1,000

SFF-59 "Striker" Light Fighter Bomber X1,000

SFF-77 X10

SFVA-3 "Tank Buster" X1,000

Raven Multi-Role Fighter X4,000

Top-of-the-line ECF Battle Ship X1

Stormrider APS (Armoured Personal Suit) X1,000,000

LSIF05 Mongoose MkII X100,000

LSUFV-02 Bulldog A X1,000,000

LSHA-01 Tenoth Tank X750

LSSH-01 Crow X500

LSAI-12 Rain X400

LSAF-05 Duelist X400

LSAF-07 Horror X250

LSAF-11 Abaddon X1,000

Predator body armour X10,000

Astute class submarines X10,000

Super Cobra attack helicopter X5,000

Lepard 2 tanks X500

Challenger tanks X1,000

Mole Mega fighter X10,000

Mole assault boat X10,000

Mole average fighter X100,000

Industrial freighter X1,000

Escort carrier X1,000 (600,000,000)

Strike crusier X10,000

AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopter X1,000

AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopter: X1,000

AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopter: X1,000

AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopter: X1,000

TC-1000 "Madison" Heavy Transport Helicopter: 1,000

TC-2000 "Dark Nova" Heavy Assault Transport Helicopter: X1,000

HHT-3 Roosevelt Heavy Main Battle Tank: X750

HLT-20 Portland Armored Reconnaisance Vehicle/Light Tank: X1,500

HLT-20 Portland Armored Air Defense Vehicle: X1,500

HHT-1X Chamberlain Ultra Heavy Main Battle Tank/Howitzer: X500

Magistrate 2 Heavy Artillery/ Nuclear Artillery Cannon: X1,000

Brautwurst Heavy Infantry Gun: X1,000,000

F-14 Tomcat X1,000

F-16 Fighting Falcon X10,000

B-2 Spirit X100

A-4 Skyhawk X10,000

UH-60 Blackhawk X10,000

Rah-66 Comanche X10,000

CH-47 Chinook X25,000

CH-53 Sea Stallion X10,000

Ready to beg for mercy, you J.L. puppets?

Whittier prepares to mobilize its entire army of 45.9 million troops.

Ready to beg for mercy, you J.L. puppets?
Official message to Saddam Insane
From: Whittier

Dear Mr. Insane,
We are giving you 24 hours to step down. If you do not, we forces on their way to your nation to force you from power.

I am sending Battle Island to the area.

Official message to Saddam Insane
From: Whittier

Dear Mr. Insane,
We are giving you 24 hours to step down. If you do not, we forces on their way to your nation to force you from power.

I will never step down. And, for supporting J.L. we will kill your leader and all those dear to him...but not right now. I'm reeeeeeeeeeeally tired! (3:57 A.M., lol!) Mind if we pick up where we left off later?

I will never step down. And, for supporting J.L. we will kill your leader and all those dear to him...but not right now. I'm reeeeeeeeeeeally tired! (3:57 A.M., lol!) Mind if we pick up where we left off later?
OOC: no problem. I'm bout to get some sleep since I need to be at work in 4 hours. 2am here.

Somewhere on Notquiteaplace Primus in a well lit bunker control room. Surrounded by screens and miliatary personnel two men are talking.

"Sir, look at this!"
"what the hell!" replied the High Marshall, "tell the defence minster at once", a nation of that size, tossing nukes around in thos numbers.. or trying... though i reckon that after that coup, that the man inncharge has no idea what he has."

"yes sir, shall I activate the defenses?"
"Yes, Colonel, step them up and keep all air traffic to a minimum. Put as many interceptors on standby as possible. THe government will act over this."

On International TV a few hours later the first female president of Notquiteaplace in her third year of office, Kirsty Short addressed the world from a stand in a newmly put up pavillion tent in front of hundreds of press officers.

Notquiteaplace wouldlike to offer the deposed, president shelter and assistance. We have been waching events over the election and noted much suspicius activity throughout your nation. Any large event of this nature draws a little attention, the results noramlly filed away and forgotten. But this has had us watching intently, many things do not add up. We believe that the voting figures are entirely false. We will help reinstate a democratic government and run elections for this nation. We will help its powerful economy rebuild and try to limit the damage done while we do so.

We pledge the following forces to this threat.

50000 infantry in APCs
10000 Helicopter infantry
6000 paratroopers
2000 NQPcombat tanks
2500 NQP light tnaks
2000 NQP AA units
200 NQP superweight tanks
1000 NQP mobile misile artillery (anti shipping class misiles)
500 NQP mobile guns
400 NQP anti infantry tanks
6 Spinefish Aircraft carriers
1 Orca class supercarrier
4 Marlin class light carrier
10 Dragonfish class standard heavy cruiser
4 Dragonfish AA cruisers
2 Dragonfish bombardment cruisers
1 Kentish class dreadnought
8 eagle class destroioyers
16 Hawk class destroyers
8 Dolphin class light cruisers
12 Hammerhead B frigates
10 SHark class firgates
32 Piranha Corvettes
24 Nail class anti sub subs
28 seadragon class subs
144 Interceptors
120 long range fighters
80 Fighter bomber
4 heavy bombers B52s
undisclosed number of stealth craft (all NQP aircraft use some stealth technology, but these are focused on stealth, rather than just being top end performance with as much stealth as possible (not too much then) without compromising that preformance... )
" the island"

OOC: Yes Whittier, we bought one too. Though i must question the intellegence of commititng your entire army, as it leaves you defenseless... maybe half of it? Leave a few tnes of million at home

OOC: We believe that Mr Insane has no idea waht his capabilites are and are taking it that when he orders misiles a lot less are being sent.

We have all defenses ready for his retaliation though. We want to be safe.

OOC: This is what I what I was talking about. How about we keep the nukes out?

IC: Fortunately for us, Pandora's Box detected the nukes and they were all shot down.

OOC: Some people don't like Pandora's Box but its good for making sure rps don't go down the tubes and keeps them interesting by making nations use their conventional forces. But its up to AE if he wants to accept the nukes aimed at his country were shot down. I think he said he would ignore PB if I remember right.

OOC: Your ABM shield has a 100% success rate? That's more than a little godmoddish.

IC: An aide burst into the Prime Minister's bedroom at 4:00 am.

"What's happening this time?" The PM said drowsily. The last time this happened was wehn Sarzonia was attacked..."

"Sir, Sarzonia has been attacked."

"What?" He said, barely awake.

"With nuclear weapons."

"Get me a line to President Sarzo."

"Yes sir."

Ten minutes later the aide returned with a red phone. It was a direct link to the Sarzonian Presidential Office.

"We are willing to provide you with any assistance you require."

This is The Armed Republic of Uchido's Joint Chiefs's of Staff Major General Tom Brudanski (leader of all military personnel in Uchido behind Secretary of Defense Robert Wilkins). I speak for all of Uchido when i say that we as a nation would be more than happy to assist in helping you defeat Saddam Insane and his military forces. However, we are a very young and small nation in citizen and military population. I will speak with my neighboring nation in the Allied Forces of War and shall have you a response of what our decision will be. The other nation is very large in all around population and can help you very much. A fee may be charged!! Thank you.
:eek: :sniper:

OOC: The nuke thing needs to be fixed.
PB can stop up to 15,000 nukes at a time.
If he launched more than that, then yes, the extra ones would get through.

*When Insane came to power and shown on tv.

Prime Minister Ian McKinney turned on the evening news to see what happened in the world today (though he already knew of much of it from his intelligence chief). He was not expecting to see Saddam Insane call to power in RB. In an instant PM McKinney yelled "What the #$%@!!!! I thought what's his face was in charge? I went to his wedding? And got bombed!". He rushed from his bed and called an emergency meeting. "We've got to take this psycho out now!"
- "Sir, we can order airstrikes on Insane's air bases with our Tu-22Ms. Their long-range cruise missiles should are able to be launch with enough range for the bombers to be untouched. But I think our best bet is to escort them with our Su-37 Terminators" advocated General Ike Wartoski, a veteran of many conflicts.
"Would it work?" asked the PM.
- "It should knock out some of his capabilities and provide our allies with air-superiority in the ensuing conflict" replied Wartoski
"Make it so" the PM said.

-----

0340 hours, six Tu-22Ms and their 24 Su-37 Terminator escorts were just outside RB territory. "Control, do we have confirmation on our targets?" a young bomber pilot inquired.
- "Targets have been confirmed by satellite" a statickey voice replied.
"Have their air-defenses acquired us yet?" the pilot asked.
- "We are doing everything we can to jam their signals, but by our estimates, they wont read you on their screens for another 3 minutes. By then you'll have launched your missiles" the AWACS controller replied. "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Multiple bogies inbound, all escorts prepare to intercept!" a frightened controller yelled.
The escorting Su-37s moved in close and fast. Directed from the AWACS controllers, the enemy wouldnt know what hit them. One by one, enemy fighters went down, some of the escorting Su-37s were heavily damaged by enemy fire, two were destroyed and one pilot had to eject before landing. The battle was short, but provided much experience to the crews, who had not seen much combat action in their lives.

The missiles hit their targets, or so they thought. Insane's forces disguised the bases with multiple decoys, though a great deal of damage was made to the bases themselves. Not much had been accomplished, but it instilled much pride in the people of Octovonia. The drums of war beat once more as PM Ian McKinney gave a speech to the thousands of citizens of Octovonia gathered before him. From his hightened stage in front of the great statue of victory, representing Octovonia's will fight foreign aggressors, he ended his speech with the fearful call to arms, "Victory or death!". The deep-sounding drums beat loudly, and the crowd cheered and pledged their lives for Octovonia.

With this act, Octovonia pledges its full support to the real president of RB, JL.

OOC: We believe that Mr Insane has no idea waht his capabilites are and are taking it that when he orders misiles a lot less are being sent.

We have all defenses ready for his retaliation though. We want to be safe.
OOC: The less missiles are sent, the more effective PB is.

Diagram:
Less Missiles>PB is more effective
More Missiles<PB is less effective

Over 15,000 PB's effectiveness begins dropping as the extra nukes make it through the cracks in the system.

Tonight, at 10:00 P.M. (seven hours from now) the REAL games begin! If you're all up to getting destroyed by I, Lord Saddam Insane, then show up then and bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are sending 110,000 troops

1st Army Division: 10,000 troops. Led by Lt. Gen. H. G. Terry
2nd Army Division: 10,000 troops. Led by Lt. Gen. Rick Osa
3rd Army Division: 20,000 troops. Led by Brig. Gen. Aaron Robert
2nd Army(Consists of 6th Division:20,000 troops 7th Division:20,000 troops
8th division:30,000 troops):80,000 troops. Led by General of the Army, Harry Geofer.

All are armed with Tamorsa 543 laser rifles and each carry 4 battery charges(each battery charge is 1000 shots for a Tamorsa 543)
The troops will attack any beach occupied by Insane. They will be transported by H.P. Landing Boats. They will be provided cover by 20 battleships in the Holy Paradise Navy and 50 fighter/bombers from the Holy Paradise Air Force. Please tell us the name of a beach occupied by Insane and we shall attack...........actually we'll just attack a beach and say its held by Insane.

Tonight, at 10:00 P.M. (seven hours from now) the REAL games begin! If you're all up to getting destroyed by I, Lord Saddam Insane, then show up then and bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!I have to go to my grandparents farm though and spend the week. So President J.L? You get the command of my troops after I attack a secure beachhead.

OOC: I've already got 2 divisions deployed in RB from a previous war.

RB-Schitheads border-
The men where walking over the bloody battlefield. The invading Schitheads army had been massacred with ease. The men looked at the difigured corpses without feeling any emotion. That's mainly because the ability to feel emotion is taken away from Doomingsland soldiers in basic training.

"My general, there has been a coup in Roach-Busters!"
"What?! Who's in charge now?"
"Some facist prick who tried to have Pesident J.L. killed."
"Hmmm, I've recieved no orders to engage the new government. We must wait."
Ten seconds later, the radio crackled.
"This is General Doom speaking."
"John? How are you?"
"Hey, Mr. President, what can I do for you?"
"Well, first of all, congradualations on your victory. But, as you probably know, there has been a coup in RB."
"Yeah, as a matter of fact-"
"I need you to kick this facist prick's ass, he nuked Daily!"
"The bastard!"
"Start by laying waist to any villages loyal to him, recruit and arm anyone loyal to J.L., I'm sure they'd be appreciative of the chance to reclaim their homeland."
"I'm on it."
"Good luck."

Mt. Doom, Doomingsland-
"ODIUS is going to be usless in this conflict. We don't have any targets small enough to use it on."
"Damn, how about a Longsword strike?"
"That will work."
"Good, do it. Turn all of his major bases into big pieces of scorched Earth."
"Yes, sir."

With that, 120 Longsword bombers took off and headed to RB at mach 3. At 900 miles, each one launched 8 LSLRM missiles at basses, ships, and the remaining missile sights. The LSLRM travels at mach 4.7, so it will be very hard to intercept.

The landing ships moved in quietly towards the beachhead. Troops in the boats puked and prayed. The battleships behind the landing boats loaded their guns. Planes overhead circled the landing boats, waiting for the signal.
General Geofer called President John:
Pres. John: Hello?
Gen. Geofer: Hello, Mr. President. We are nearing the beachhead.
Pres. John: Excellent.
Pres. John's mind: Now at that beachhead all hell is going to break loose.

THe signal was given. 20 guns fired from the battleships. Insane soldiers machine gun fire killed 30 H.P. soldiers. 4 boats landed and attacked.

Soldier 1:Oh dear God help me. Soldier 2: Come on, Benny! We got to get going!

Benny: What, Jon? Uggh!(Blood trickles down from a bullet hole in Benny's chest. He falls down face first onto the landing boat.)

Jon:B-b-ben? No. NO! God damn those bastards! (Fires a shot at the machine guns. A machine gun takes the laser shot to the head and falls off the bunker.)

Jon: Take that, you f***in assholes!

The 32,000 troops arrive in Roach-Killer's precious capital. As the troops walk out of the transport planes carrying their heavy gear, F-96 Talons fly over patrolling the area. All 8,000 of the Marines secure the perimiter of the inner city area, surrounding The Palace and other assortment of important buildings to Insane regimes. Marine X1a2 Achilles tanks and patrol the city as 100 of The Loyal Guard (Guards that warship Nycton's regime, and are among the most loyal peoples of Nycton to Premier Donthan. Think of Hitler's SS or SA. VERY Elite.) put roadblocks up around the Palace. and make a perimeter also. The rest of the 24,000 troops are spread out along country guarding key military installations, and guarding the top 4 largest populated cities. The military has gone back on it's word and has sent 200 F-96 Talons for Air Supremacy.

Contract M-910-A
The crates 420,000 Ak-101/Ak-102 arms and 320 Z-96 Silverstrife tank arrive. With insane's permission, Nycton troops will begin handing out the arms to Roach-Killer's most trusted citizens and militia units. For now they are underguard and totally untouched in a airforce bunker near Roach-Killers capital. The next shipment will come soon of A. Contract M-910-B will be negotiated after all arms arrive (880 Z-96 tanks).

Limited War Treaty
I would also like to discuss a treaty. I wish that no enemy of Roach-Killer would attack the Nycton homeland at anytime in anyway. If you agree, you will be garenteed the same. I wish the war would be limited to Roach-Killer's country, since thats where you wish the regime change to take place.

The 32,000 troops arrive in Roach-Killer's precious capital. As the troops walk out of the transport planes carrying their heavy gear, F-96 Talons fly over patrolling the area. All 8,000 of the Marines secure the perimiter of the inner city area, surrounding The Palace and other assortment of important buildings to Insane regimes. Marine X1a2 Achilles tanks and patrol the city as 100 of The Loyal Guard (Guards that warship Nycton's regime, and are among the most loyal peoples of Nycton to Premier Donthan. Think of Hitler's SS or SA. VERY Elite.) put roadblocks up around the Palace. and make a perimeter also. The rest of the 24,000 troops are spread out along country guarding key military installations, and guarding the top 4 largest populated cities. The military has gone back on it's word and has sent 200 F-96 Talons for Air Supremacy.

Contract M-910-A
The crates 420,000 Ak-101/Ak-102 arms and 320 Z-96 Silverstrife tank arrive. With insane's permission, Nycton troops will begin handing out the arms to Roach-Killer's most trusted citizens and militia units. For now they are underguard and totally untouched in a airforce bunker near Roach-Killers capital. The next shipment will come soon of A. Contract M-910-B will be negotiated after all arms arrive (880 Z-96 tanks).

Limited War Treaty
I would also like to discuss a treaty. I wish that no enemy of Roach-Killer would attack the Nycton homeland at anytime in anyway. If you agree, you will be garenteed the same. I wish the war would be limited to Roach-Killer's country, since thats where you wish the regime change to take place. It's Roach-Busters

Oh well, same difference. :P

If anyone sees Sarzonia, please ask him to come back. Tell him that, for the sake of argument, we'll pretend that all the missiles Insane launched at him and all the other nations are not nuclear.

By the way, this is what will happen to Insane if he runs into J.L.

Insane (below) J.L. (below)
:eek: :sniper:

As more boats landed on the beach more deaths came. One landing boat blew up and pieces of soldiers landed on the beach.The battle was fierce. So far 1,200 men were dead or injured. Jon looked at his friends being cut down by bullets. Suddenly he found a dead engineer with 2 boxes of explosives. He took the boxes to the line of barbed wire. He muttered,"This is for you, Ben. He lit the fuse and ran screaming,"Fire in the hole!" The explosion shook the ground.
Jon screamed,"Everyone go through the hole in the wire! Uggh!" Jon fell to the ground, dead. Men stormed the bunker walls."UGGH!AHH!OHHH!" Men got cut down by bullets. Then they entered the bunkers. The soldiers in the north bunker fired and killed 10 of Insane's soldiers and everyone in the machine gun nest. The soldiers in the south bunker killed 15 of Insane's soldiers and killed everyone in the machine gun nest. 1 soldier in each bunker placed a bomb and everyone in the bunkers ran out. The bunkers blew up in a tremendous explosion and H.P. soldiers swarmed over the rubble. General Geofer called President John.
Pres. John: Hello?
Gen. Geofer: We've breached the beachhead.
Pres. John: How many men did we lose?
Gen. Geofer:15,000
Pres. John: Set up base about 5 miles away from the rubble of the bunkers....the bunkers were destroyed, right?
Gen. Geofer: Yes, they were. We will set up base 5 miles from the rubble.
Pres. John: Good.

"Sir Werson, I welcome you." The officer said as the dictator watched into the room. His formal greeting was the only formality that would be exercised in this hurried meeting.
"Tell me this isn't about Jonathana." The ddictator said instantly.
"It isn't about Jonathana, sir. The country of Roach-Busters was having routine elections - President J.L. was up in the most recent polls by 73% - and then in the election he was ousted by Saddam Insane." The minister of defense replied instantly.
"Insane? Crazy if I've ever seen it."
"Yes, sir. Also, intelligence reports that the election was rigged and that J.L. is fleeing from Insane's troops." the director of intelligence spoke up.
"Looks like they could use someone's help."
His chief of staff looked at him. "You know what the problem with that is, sir." And Werson did - if he attacked another person who even looked like a dictator, his people might begin to get ideas..."We're going to help the people who need help, Jack. I may have kept control of my country but I did that so I could do good. We'll do good here."
And Jack smiled. "Very good, sir. Brian, what do we have in the area?"
The General-In-Command of the Navy shook his head - we were focused on Jonathana, sir. A large part of our navy is in another part of the world."
The army leader's response was similar. "Without our navy, there's no way we can deploy troops anywhere near there."
Werson shook his head. "Does the air force have anything better to offer us, sir?"
"Actually, yes. With some course alterations, we can have an OMI in range in three hours. We'll have to promptly send up a shuttle to bring the installation down for refueling, though."
"A multi-million dollar attack, then."
"When we factor in the cost to replace those missiles as well - yes, sir."
"How much time before I have to commit?"
"It is getting more expensive by the minute, sir."
"All right. Do it. But don't fire a missile until I give the order."

The rank odor of gun-powder permeated the air. They heard massive explosions in the distance. Already the vast beaches which they were approaching with increasing rapidity were drenched in the blood of valiant RB patriots who had sacrificed their lives in a futile but heroic attempt to oust the totalitarian dictator Saddam Insane. There were thousands of ships approaching, ships from the following nations: The Metroids, Justin Bailey,
The Sacred Realm, The Ancient Holy Order, Protected Republics, Corpse Snatchers, The Dark Dimension, The Orkin Man, Birchism, Mortiorchis. 50,000 battle-hardened, tough, highly ambitious soldiers from each of these nations were on their way. The supreme commander of this coalition was military genius and five star general Douglas Patton.
"General Patton!"
"What is it, MacArthur?" he replied, nodding to his aide, George MacArthur.
"We'll be landing in approximately 5 minutes."
"Excellent."
"Sir, you realize we'll be outnumbered at least 50-1 against this enemy!"
"I know," Patton said, with a sigh. "But if there's even the slightest chance of restoring freedom to RB, it doesn't matter what the cost is in blood, tears, and agony. This isn't just about RB. This a battle that may determine the future of republican government and world freedom. If Insane wins, all people who cherish liberty lose. RB was forged by the hands of liberty...we must return it to its heritage."
"Yes, sir."
Finally, the coalition forces landed. Awaiting them were more than 4,500,000 of Insane's most highly-trained forces, eager to 'welcome' the visitors to a grisly demise.
Almost every gun in the vicinity began firing simultaneously; the two opposing sides charged, and the ensuing clash was one of such proportions that the heavens shuddered.

1,000 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 1,000 AC- 20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 1,000 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 1,000 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters have been called in to launch air strikes against the coalition forces which have just landed on Liberty Beach. (NOTE: Being that each of the nations mentioned above by HZH are nations of mine, I have the right to determine their casualties, just so you know) A heavy bombardment of explosives rained down on the helpless troops, causing the beach to shake tumultuously as dust filled the air, severed limbs and blood flew everywhere, and massive explosions sunk many of the ships which had sent the unfortunate soldiers.

Within minutes, at least 273,400 of the coalition forces were dead. Tens of thousands more were wounded.

"Bring in the snipers! Shoot those helicopters down!"

The snipers took aim, and began to fire... :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

The TBA Aliance is in affect

From: His Holiness Jonathan Antensen I
To: Pesident J.L.

Sector 292 is awaiting your arival We are sorry for the late reply for help.
The Danland teritorial defence is on full alert we will fire at any enemy troops that dare enter Danland and Dailey Teritory.


Hired assasin Beta is being sent to RoachBusters to attempt to kill Insane.

Another bullet whizzed past one of the helicopters' propellers, missing by less than a hair. "Damn, these snipers' aim is TOO damn good! Retreat!" The helicopters turned around and headed back.

"Perfect, our plan is working," chuckled the commander of Insane's Air Force. "We will feign defeat, then, we will nuke the beach when they least expect us to!"

"Sir, we already vastly outnumber them on the beach! They have less than 300,000 men left, and we have nearly 4 million of our 4,500,000 troops! We can handle 'em!"

"Ah, why bother wasting time? Launch the nukes...NOW!"

Minutes later, the entire beach burst into flames.

(Okay, so I can't RP, sue me)

Dailey, we are willing to give you a very generous reward if you hand us J.L.: Another day to live!

Dailey, we are willing to give you a very generous reward if you hand us J.L.: Another day to live!
Not in a million Years the Aliance is strong and we will fight to the last man. So go bite a ratle snake on it's tail

The weary soldiers setted up camp. The injured were taking to the largest tent. After a while, General Geofer told the troops to move out and liberate the capital city.

The TBA Aliance is in affect

From: His Holiness Jonathan Antensen I
To: Pesident J.L.

Sector 292 is awaiting your arival We are sorry for the late reply for help.
The Danland teritorial defence is on full alert we will fire at any enemy troops that dare enter Danland and Dailey Teritory.


Hired assasin Beta is being sent to RoachBusters to attempt to kill Insane.

Thank you, Dailey. But please, please, please don't kill Insane! J.L. wants the pleasure of doing that...

Every single coalition soldier (er, the ones sent by RB puppets) is dead. Moreover, we have received word that, during the brief but very bloody battle, more than 50 troops of each of these nations were kidnapped and taken to 'counseling camp,' where they underwent hours of physical, psychological, and sexual torture so barbaric that it makes the atrocities of Stalin's gulag and Hitler's concentration camps seem benign. We ask that all members of Insane's government be captured and put on trial for war crimes.

Gen.Geofer: President, we need more men.
Pres. John:The entire army is coming anyway. at least 5,000,000 men will be there with 100 tanks.
Gen. Geofer: Hey here they come!
A monsterous army marches toward the battle-weary soldiers. The huge army is great by thousands of cheers."It is time. Men, we march to the capital city of RB.

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To:So-called president Insane
From: General Harry Geofer
You are facing a 5,000,000 man army soon. Prepare to die.

OOC: Am I a part of this Roach-Busters? Because you never talked about my army coming.

30 Delta Class APCs start to rev up there engines and head towrds Roach Busters.
The Camander and cheaf a friend of the Late Leftenat Mill speaks to his men saying "this is were she died men just outside the boarders of Roachbusters lets remember we are doing this for to reasons reinstate our ally to power and bring honor to the Leftenat. For peace and for freedom we shail be victorios".

The men let out a chear and the Bregade went into Stealth mode. The Camander said Radio Silence for now men".

Gen.Geofer: President, we need more men.
Pres. John:The entire army is coming anyway. at least 5,000,000 men will be there with 100 tanks.
Gen. Geofer: Hey here they come!
A monsterous army marches toward the battle-weary soldiers. The huge army is great by thousands of cheers."It is time. Men, we march to the capital city of RB.

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To:So-called president Insane
From: General Harry Geofer
You are facing a 5,000,000 man army soon. Prepare to die.

OOC: Am I a part of this Roach-Busters? Because you never talked about my army coming.

Yeah, you're part of it. Just tell me when your army lands and we can do battle.

Thank you, Dailey. But please, please, please don't kill Insane! J.L. wants the pleasure of doing that...
The Assassins has been called back to central cammand.

The army sees the occupied city and begins muttering things like,"This is for you, my brother.I'll kill the bastards that killed my best friend!"Gen. Geofer said to the troops," Today will be the final day on this planet for some of you. Just go out there and make J.L. proud." A cheer rose from the army and they began charging.

OOC: We got here by space transports. and we're ready to do battle

President-for-life Saddam Insane requests international aid in dealing with two crises:

1)Growing unrest- At least 34,000,000 citizens are striking in the nation's
capital, demanding J.L.'s reinstatement and the resignation of Insane. More than 400,000 citizens are launching guerrilla-style raids against various bases in the country, and more than 1,100 have publicly immolated themselves in protest of Insane's rule. Insane has declared martial law and has ordered air strikes on the capital now.

2)An assassination attempt- A small rebellion of 15 men, 11 of whom were top government officials, 3 who were generals, and 1 who was Insane's own son, Barry, recently conspired to overthrow Insane. During a press conference, they detonated a bomb which destroyed most of the room but failed to kill Insane. The 15 men were executed, but since then, more than 23% of the army, 15% of the marines, 32% of the navy, and 45% (!) of the air force have deserted. At least 9% of the deserters have joined the 400,000 who are now launching raids against the government. The country is virtually on the brink of anarchy.

OOC:Are you ready? Because now I'm ordering my men to attack!

Gen. Geofer: Men charge!

5,000,000 men began rushing down the hill toward the city

P.S. We're too close for you to nuke us. You'll kill yourselves

"President Insane!"

"What is it?" Insane muttered tonelessly. Since the recent assassination attempt, he seemed to be a shadow of his former self. He rarely shouted, let alone spoke, and spent most his time pacing listlessly and pondering whether or not to commit suicide.

"Troops from Holy Paradise have just engaged our forces!"

"And?"

"They seem to be holding their own; no, in fact, they appear to be gaining the upper hand! They have already vanquished 901,873 of our finest fighters!"

"How many men have we lost, total, since the war began?"

"About 7,560,000, sir."

It was difficult for the two men to even here each other because the rioting was so loud outside. Now there were more than a million chanting protesters demanding Insane's resignation. Hundreds of thousands of police were being called in. Many protesters were beaten to death on the spot. Many more were arrested. And yet, the more brutally they were suppressed, the more of them that appeared. Some nearly succeeded in climbing over the fences of the Presidential Palace before being gunned down.

"This is not good," Insane said. "If worse comes to worst, I may have to-"

"Leave the country?" the aide suggested.

BLAM!

The aide slumped to the floor, as blood oozed from his forehead.

"No, not leave the country!" Insane said. "NUKE the entire country...into OBLIVION!"

Gen.Geofer: Soldiers! When you get into the city, tell every citizen to evacuate!
Army: Yes sir!

As 5,000,000 Holy Paradise soldiers entered the city, they were warmly and enthusiastically greeted by over a million RB citizens, many of whom grabbed guns, knives, brooms, frying pans, or whatever else they could get a hold of, and joined their liberators. 10,000 army deserters joined in as well.

"How...many...blocks...are...they...from...my...Palace?" Insane moaned.

"Less than 19. Not to worry, though, sir, 7,500,000 more troops and more than 340,000 policemen are being called in to quell their offensive."

I hope it'll be enough, Insane thought, nearly urinating in his pants he was so frightened.

The Driver of the lead APC says to the Camander " ETA at the Capital ten Minutes sir we have word of civilian resistance in the area shail we send a unit to make contacked with any civilians to get tactical info?"

the Commander Replied "yes send Bravo and Main on recon we need the info before we attack" the comunications officer breaks the Radio silence and barks out orders for Bravo and Main to break formation and search for Civilian forces.

the camander say to the rest of the group "the rest of you break up into to units i want to strike the city from 2 derections"

Moments later the bregade breaks into 2 colums one colum heads to the north of the city the other turn south

Gen. Geofer: Men! Get into any building you see an go to a window. Insane's army is coming! We can snipe them of from the buildings!
The soldiers rush into the buildings and pointed their guns out the window.



OOC: RB? Pretend you don't know.

The following telegram has been wired to the governments of Dailey,HP, and any other nations opposing Saddam Insane:

My dear friends, I thank you deeply from the bottom of my heart for your selfless and adamant devotion to the ideals of liberty and justice, for your gallantry both on and off the battlefield, and for your warm and loyal friendship. We hope that the outcome of this terrible war will strengthen the bond between us and forge a kinship that will last forever. If in any way I can ever repay your kindness, please do not hesitate to ask.

Sincerely,
President-in-exile J.L.

Gen. Geofer: Men! Get into any building you see an go to a window. Insane's army is coming! We can snipe them of from the buildings!
The soldiers rush into the buildings and pointed their guns out the window.



OOC: RB? Pretend you don't know.

Okay.

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To:President J.L. of Roach-Busters
From:President John of Holy Paradise
Hey no problem!

Hey, HP, once this is over- if it's all right with Dailey- would you like to join the TBA Defense Alliance? Also, once J.L. is President again, want to exchange military bases and embassies? (Dailey, I believe we have already exchanged embassies, but do you want to exchange bases, too?)

Sure! But after this I'll be gone for about a week, so save the celebration of RB's freedom when I come back

Sorry I have to leave now. President J.L.? You get control of my army until I get back.

The RB troops marched down the street, when all of a sudden they heard a series of gunshots. Dozens of soldiers slumped to the ground. Blood was everywhere. "What the hell? Where did those bullets come from? There's no one in sight!"
"Must have been snipers. I'll take a l-"
BLAM!
"Snipers are just one thing you have to worry about..." a voice said from behind them.
"Huh?"
They turned around and saw about 75,000 RB troops who had just arrived from Socialist Cockroaches (which they had been occupying), 275,000 troops from Lady Eva, and 1,500 Shoobooshaaba troops (he TG'd me and said he'd send them).
"Oh, whatever, there are more of than there are of them, CHAAAAAAAR-"
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
They turned around. "What the? Dailey troops? More HP troops? Now we're surrounded and outnumbered! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
BLAM!

It's alright with Dailey for the exchange of military bases and it is also Alright with us for HP to join the TBA Alliance.

The general of the surrounded troops was just about to order his more than 4,000,000 surviving men to "fight to the last man" when he saw, among the enemy...
"J.L.! President J.L.! You're back! Oh, sir, please forgive me, I'm soooo sorry!"
"Forget it," J.L. said. "I'll pardon each of you when I'm back in power. Now, what do you say we go bash in Insane's skull?"
"YEAH!!!!" all the troops shouted simultaneously, and they all continued marching toward Insane's Presidential Palace...

The RB, Lady Eva, Shoobooshaaba, Holy Paradise, and Dailey (sorry if this is godmoding or godmodding, Dailey) troops had the Presidential Palace completely surrounded. Within minutes, everyone inside had surrendered and evacuated, except Insane himself.

"I'm going in alone," J.L. said, drawing a pistol.

A soldier tried to talk him out of it. "But, sir, he could be armed! You don't even know where-"

"I know. That's what makes it interesting."

the APC armor moves into the city taking up flanking positions on eather side of the Presedent's troops. the camander radios to the presedent "You alright sir?"

Five minutes later, J.L. emerged from the building, dragging Insane by the scalp. "I've got him," he said. "The war is over!"

OCC: man you type fast

the APC armor moves into the city taking up flanking positions on eather side of the Presedent's troops. the camander radios to the presedent "You alright sir?"

President J.L. nodded. "I'm fine...thanks to all of you!" He called in some soldiers to begin pinning Medals of Honor to each of the Dailey, HP, LE, and Shoobooshaaba soldiers' uniforms.

OCC: man you type fast

Thanks.

"Sir Werson, I welcome you." The beginning of the meeting was once again signalled.
"What's up? I thought the satellite wasn't supposed to come into position for another half-hour?"
"A miscaluclation sent it down its trajectory faster than we'd expected. At this rate it will head out of range again in a short time."
"All right. What's going on in the country."
"A large army has engaged that of Roach-Busters in their capitol city and appear to be winning. Unfortunately, sir, we believe that Insane is willing to nuke his own country to prevent another from gaining control of it."
"What are our options?"
"A long-term solution, which doesn't seem necessary at this point, would be to hit the farms and factories of Roach-Busters to bring it to the ground economically. At this point, that solution is moot and basically useless. A missile attack on the palace would make sense, but missile defense would likely be strongest in that area."
"Anything else?"
"Hit the nuclear silos - limit the damage he can inflict."
"How much can we do with that?"
"It depends on what missile defense they're armed with. Because Insane has been tossing his missiles around like they were dirt, it is likely that his supplies are low, and so best case scenario is that we're able to remove his capacity to fire a nuclear missile within the next several hours or days - long enough to get into the capitol and retake the country."
"All right. Do it."


Ten minutes later, a sattelite in orbit around the Earth fired its entire capacity of(actually, I don't know much about this - couuld somebody provide me with a number that makes sense) - missiles at the missile silos of Roach-Busters.

"Sir Werson, I welcome you." The beginning of the meeting was once again signalled.
"What's up? I thought the satellite wasn't supposed to come into position for another half-hour?"
"A miscaluclation sent it down its trajectory faster than we'd expected. At this rate it will head out of range again in a short time."
"All right. What's going on in the country."
"A large army has engaged that of Roach-Busters in their capitol city and appear to be winning. Unfortunately, sir, we believe that Insane is willing to nuke his own country to prevent another from gaining control of it."
"What are our options?"
"A long-term solution, which doesn't seem necessary at this point, would be to hit the farms and factories of Roach-Busters to bring it to the ground economically. At this point, that solution is moot and basically useless. A missile attack on the palace would make sense, but missile defense would likely be strongest in that area."
"Anything else?"
"Hit the nuclear silos - limit the damage he can inflict."
"How much can we do with that?"
"It depends on what missile defense they're armed with. Because Insane has been tossing his missiles around like they were dirt, it is likely that his supplies are low, and so best case scenario is that we're able to remove his capacity to fire a nuclear missile within the next several hours or days - long enough to get into the capitol and retake the country."
"All right. Do it."


Ten minutes later, a sattelite in orbit around the Earth fired its entire capacity of(actually, I don't know much about this - couuld somebody provide me with a number that makes sense) - missiles at the missile silos of Roach-Busters.

Who's side are you on? If you're on our side, the war's over. Insane has been captured. If you are on our side, thanks.

I have to go. Mind if we pick up where we left off in one hour?

no problemo

Sorry, there - I started typing before any of that capturing stuff happened.

Nycton soldiers have been fighting all over the country.
Estimated Inflicted Causalties-
14,766 Give or take
Confirmed Causalties Took-
828 from the 8,000 Marines
8,641 of the 24,000 Regulars
27 of the 400 X1a1 are destroyed
3 of the 100 X1a2 are destroyed
1 Loyalist Guard of 100
300 of the total 32,000 are injured

The battlefield has reported that with the choas. Soldiers are fleeing and refusing orders. Up to 5,000 troops could be fleeing to the coast to be tookin home by chinook helichopters. Most are out of food, ammunition, and supplies.

Sorry, there - I started typing before any of that capturing stuff happened.

No sweat.

Nycton soldiers have been fighting all over the country.
Estimated Inflicted Causalties-
14,766 Give or take
Confirmed Causalties Took-
828 from the 8,000 Marines
8,641 of the 24,000 Regulars
27 of the 400 X1a1 are destroyed
3 of the 100 X1a2 are destroyed
1 Loyalist Guard of 100
300 of the total 32,000 are injured

The battlefield has reported that with the choas. Soldiers are fleeing and refusing orders. Up to 5,000 troops could be fleeing to the coast to be tookin home by chinook helichopters. Most are out of food, ammunition, and supplies.

We will provide food and medical aid to the 5,000 fleeing troops, in addition to free transportation home, if they surrender. Moreover, no actions will be taken against them or your government.

Good evening everybody! I'm back, finally. (By the way, this is J.L.'s government, so I won't need to speak through HZH anymore) Thanks again to each nation that participated. A Medal of Heroism is being sent to each national leader that supported or planned to support us. In addition, 10 billion dollars is being wired to each of those countries, and a Medal of Honor and 50,000 dollars are being sent to each foreign soldier that fought on our behalf.

I have to go. Mind if we pick up where we left off in one hour?

Sorry it took more than one hour! I didn't expect it to take so long. Sorry!

By the way, there will be a celebration in one week (when HP comes back). Everyone is invited. Should it be in this thread or a new one? And when should the war crimes trials start?

We were glad to help

OCC: no problemo about the time delay i was talking to my GF on msn for the intire time

IC: The Camander of the APC unit exits his APC and signals to the unit to halt
he starts to walk over to the presedent and says "Good Evening Sir. My name is Leftenat Drask of the house of Nine". He gives a salute and stands at atention.

EPYON Corp. would like to announce its possible involvment in this conflict. More details will be provided later. Telegram me if you are interested in my Defence Services regaurding this or any other conflict.

The war being over, whittier withdraws its forces.

Good evening everybody! I'm back, finally. (By the way, this is J.L.'s government, so I won't need to speak through HZH anymore) Thanks again to each nation that participated. A Medal of Heroism is being sent to each national leader that supported or planned to support us. In addition, 10 billion dollars is being wired to each of those countries, and a Medal of Honor and 50,000 dollars are being sent to each foreign soldier that fought on our behalf.

This includes you, too, Whittier. We thank you again for your help.

Message from His Holiness to APC Camander Drask.

Camander Good job on your first out of country mission. Your new orders are to set up a Medical treodge center in preperation for the arival of 30 Medical officers From the Royal Hospital they will be providing medical aid to any injured civilians and military personel.

Ones you have finished seting up you are ordered to head for Danland Borders.


Message to President J.L.

If you want to have a Military base in our nation it will have to be a underwater one we will have Water dome 301 ready for development within a few days.

We will be sending plans for a Army Depo in your nation when the time comes the depo will hold to units of APC Groups each group containing 30 APCs

From His Holiness Jonathan Antensen I

End Message

Message from His Holiness to APC Camander Drask.

Camander Good job on your first out of country mission. Your new orders are to set up a Medical treodge center in preperation for the arival of 30 Medical officers From the Royal Hospital they will be providing medical aid to any injured civilians and military personel.

Ones you have finished seting up you are ordered to head for Danland Borders.


Message to President J.L.

If you want to have a Military base in our nation it will have to be a underwater one we will have Water dome 301 ready for development within a few days.

We will be sending plans for a Army Depo in your nation when the time comes the depo will hold to units of APC Groups each group containing 30 APCs

From His Holiness Jonathan Antensen I

End Message

Message to His Holiness, Jonathan Antensen I, from President J.L.

My dear friend,
We accept your generous proposal to build an underwater base in your fine nation. Of course, you are more than welcome to have one in ours. Thank you again for your help, Your Holiness. May your nation and all its great people be blessed and prosperous.

Sincerely,
President J.L.

ooc:i'll send you a map of Dailey as soon as i add a new water city with the number 301 on it

ooc:i'll send you a map of Dailey as soon as i add a new water city with the number 301 on it

All right.

With the conflict at an end, Octovonia decreases its alertive status and removes all of its ANAF covert special operations units from RB. With this conflict at an end, Octovonia is fearful of the escalating conflict between Generia and McQuaide and has decided to sit it out, unless provoked.

All right.
Keep an eye open for a new topic called New Map of Dailey

^^^Forget this messege file size to big to upload into a post

(OOC: Roach Busters, I am very sorry that I didn't get involved to help you! This looked like a very good RP. Also do you remember the telegram I sent you about the "terrorists"? I think we can use Insane for that so please don't RP his death. If you want to that then awesome. We can figure out a way to do that if you like!)

IC:

TO: President J.L.
FROM: Prime Minister Michael Nellis

I am very happy that you have taken back the nation. I was watching very closely, but I was unable to get involved due to the changes that are taking place in my government. I comend all of the nations that helped you!

I am also very concerned with what you plan to do with Insane and his men. I think that they should be treated fairly despite all they have done. I trust that you will do this, but you should keep the international community in the know!

Good Luck

(OOC: Roach Busters, I am very sorry that I didn't get involved to help you! This looked like a very good RP. Also do you remember the telegram I sent you about the "terrorists"? I think we can use Insane for that so please don't RP his death. If you want to that then awesome. We can figure out a way to do that if you like!)

IC:

TO: President J.L.
FROM: Prime Minister Michael Nellis

I am very happy that you have taken back the nation. I was watching very closely, but I was unable to get involved due to the changes that are taking place in my government. I comend all of the nations that helped you!

I am also very concerned with what you plan to do with Insane and his men. I think that they should be treated fairly despite all they have done. I trust that you will do this, but you should keep the international community in the know!

Good Luck

Nellisland! Long time no see, my friend! Don't worry, I won't kill Insane. I agree, we could use him for a terrorist RP. Good idea! As soon as you want to start that RP, let me know. And don't worry, the war criminals will be given a fair trial and will enjoy all the rights as criminalas in the U.S.

News Flash:
Jenna Stromston
MMN channel 74 reporting
His Holiest, The Mighty Mattman XXIV, has a message for all the people of Roach-busters.

TMM XXXIV: Congradulations on the expulsion of the horrible dictator, Saddam Insane. Truely, your country is a beacon of hope in the ongoing war with hardline facists. But the true heroes are the troops and civilians who were murdered by this "madman". The hopes and prayers of our nation go out to the families of these victims. Consequentially, My nation hopes for nothing like this ever happens again. Therefore, The Theocracy of The Mighty Mattman requests permission to build an embassy and a military base in your great nation. In return, you shall be allowed to do the same.
As for the nations helping President J.L. during his exile, your nations are open to the same deal.
Again, thank you all for your bravery and courage.


Jenna Stromston: This is Jenna Stromston, reporting from The Temple, in Forlan, MattMan Network Channel 74.

(OOC: Sweet! I like it alot. I am planning on starting the RP soon, I will let you know. But I want to RP a "real" civil war so I can add to that. Also see if you can up with some good names for the organization.)