NationStates Jolt Archive


Have Guns, Will Travel...

The BlackWolf Order
19-07-2004, 08:03
Kaerion's Kestrels, Commanded by General Vance R. Kaerion, are currently out of work. Whats this mean to you? They're open for business!

A premier mercenary unit, Kaerion's Kestrels provides hard hitting firepower in a small package and a smaller price*. The Kestrels can bring to your army the edge of the future in the world of today**, using their state-of-the-art powered armor and weapons!

+Why cringe in fear when your enemies roll their new MBT up to your borders when plasma annihilation^ is only a phone call away?

+Your not-so-friendly neightbor have a new bomber they'd like to share with you? No problem!

+That little rouge island near you has just built a battleship to rival yours? When we've got the world's only 28" and 32" cannons on our two Super-Dreadnoughts*^, battleships are nothing more than little rubber ducks in the bathtub!

And much, much more!

Kaerion's Kestrels, meeting your land, air and sea mercenary needs!

Call today!!



****DISCLAIMERS*****

*Price is negotiated at time of contract, variable dependent upon forces required, armor requested, ammo expendatures (estimated) and hostile force estimates. Contract cancellation fees do apply. We reserve the right to tell certain potential employers to take a hike.

**Thats right, we're semi-future tech, but existing in the present. Dont ask us how we got here, we wont tell you. But we wont be here forever, either!

^Due to the delecate nature of plasma cannons and the simple fact that they're hard as all hell to manufacture with the current tech-base and require extra power sources much of the time, Plasma Cannons are extra. We'd suggest going with cheaper anti-tank missiles and the like.

*^ Our Superdreadnoughts feature a pair of 28" cannons on one (Bow mounted, non-turreted, ship length of 1800 meters) and 32" on the other (Bow mount, non-turreted, ship length of 2200 meters). Extra cost per shot, fourty or more rounds/cannon require overhaul of Recoil Reduction Apparatus, will be added to contract costs -ONLY IF- contracted campaign requires thirty or more rounds/cannon and limit exceeded in course of campaign.


***SPECIAL NOTES****
We reserve the right to cancel a contract as necessary. Upon cancellation, X amount as agreed upon in contract negotiatons will be returned to employer. In the case of employer cancellation, penatlies will apply. Betrayal will be met with extra fees, deposition of government, ect.
We do not do stupid 'suicide attacks' nor do we follow the orders of fools. We reserve the right to run operations as we find necessary within the framework of the contract negotiated and to perform missions listed within the framework of the operational guidelines.
We will not support atrocities, murder or genocide.
Special offers void where prohibited.
Roach-Busters
19-07-2004, 08:25
We'd like to hire some of these mercenaries. Please name your price.
Dimmimar
19-07-2004, 08:56
Interesting. I'll think about it....
The BlackWolf Order
19-07-2004, 16:51
Price is dependent upon weapon systems requested, projected ammo usage, loss projection and estimated resistance, just to name a few factors. Environment, maintence costs and such things are also factored in, so naming a price is much more difficult than one would initially think.