Colodia declares itself "Greatest Nation on Earth"
Paulina Rubio, President of Colodia, declares Colodia the Greatest Nation on Earth in a huge rally in which 80,000 Colodian witnessed on stage and 30 million Colodians watched via Television. This declaration was met with much flag-waving, cheers, and patriotic singing.
This is a portion of President Rubio's speech: (OOC: No reference to Rubio Tacos)
"Isn't it funny? No other nation of this time period has declared themself to be the greatest nation on Earth. I respect them for being truthful and honest!"
*applause*
"So, if no nation has declared themself the greatest nation on Earth, then why shouldn't we take up the spot, right? Thus, on July 18, 2004...Colodia declares itself the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH!"
*cheers, applause, applesauce, and singing*
"Tonight, let us rock the planet with our cheers, singing, dancing, and customs! Tonight, let the military fart in the general direction of our enemies! Tonight, conceive your children! Tonight, let us prove...to the world...that we are the proudest...greatest....loudest....NATION ALIVE! Goodnight Colodia and hear my request!"
*once again...applesauce and applause*
This reporter has to ask, how does this affect the pride of other nations?
Euroslavia
19-07-2004, 06:23
ehh....we're over it.
lol.
Communist Louisiana
19-07-2004, 06:24
The current government of Communist Louisiana has released the following statement
We wonder how the Colodia go through there own doors with such big egos. We would also like to say bite us. That will be all.
A Few Rich People
19-07-2004, 06:25
Such self apointed titles mean little in the eyes of the Mikosolf Corperation, and most likely in the eyes of the entire international community. But inlight of your announcement a special product, "Colodia is the Best" T-shirt is being produced and sold in said nation.
-Mikosolf
The Island of Rose
19-07-2004, 06:33
Official Statement from the Island of Rose:
We'd be willing to buy the title "Greatest Nation on Earth" for any price. How much?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Monte Ozarka
19-07-2004, 06:34
Seven o'clock News
...and in our next special segment, Tales from the Street, we bring you the story of how many of the GDMO's beggars, taking after Colodia's recent announcement, have declared themselves millionaires and are demanding to be respected as such. Pedestrians are encouraged to put these vagrants back in there place.
That's all, folks! Join us again this time tomorrow!
Official Statement from the Island of Rose:
We'd be willing to buy the title "Greatest Nation on Earth" for any price. How much?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
your best looking women and rights to the title "Most Beautiful Citizens on Earth"
Whittier
19-07-2004, 06:37
Whittier sees this pronouncement as threat.
We are preparing to send spies to sabotage the economy and infrastructure of Colodia.
Generic empire
19-07-2004, 06:38
We will surely concieve many children tonight in celeration. Congratulations on being the best. Generians are coming from all over to join in the celebrations.
Alcona and Hubris
19-07-2004, 06:38
Hmm, so you are the "Greatest Nation on Earth"? It is quaint to see those with severe issues ignore them and then decide to go on a worthless ego trip. As such I have high hopes that you'll soon declare war on Mencelamar and Melkor all at once, allowing your wasteland of a nation to become a crater for the storage of nuclear waste.
the of Acel crater is quickly filling up...
http://www.eng.auburn.edu/users/donatgw/victoriatiny.jpg
Landgravine Hubris
Outer Consul of the Federated Klatchian Coast
Hattia is quite amused at us, because it has been generally assumed for a while (At least in Hattia) that we are the best...
The Island of Rose
19-07-2004, 06:39
your best looking women and rights to the title "Most Beautiful Citizens on Earth"
Then the Island of Rose claims the title "Most Beautiful Citizens on Earth". Hoorah!
Then the Island of Rose claims the title "Most Beautiful Citizens on Earth". Hoorah!
Nono...you see...we already have the best men on Earth.
Hmm, so you are the "Greatest Nation on Earth"? It is quaint to see those with severe issues ignore them and then decide to go on a worthless ego trip. As such I have high hopes that you'll soon declare war on Mencelamar and Melkor all at once, allowing your wasteland of a nation to become a crater for the storage of nuclear waste.
the of Acel crater is quickly filling up...
http://www.eng.auburn.edu/users/donatgw/victoriatiny.jpg
Landgravine Hubris
Outer Consul of the Federated Klatchian Coast
OOC: Chill man....I'm trying to see the types of IC responses I receive from this post. You think I mean all this?
IC: We mean all this.
The Island of Rose
19-07-2004, 06:45
Prettiest Beaches?
Prettiest Beaches?
....eh...we trademarked that too...along with Jennifer Aniston's Home and Best Name
Alcona and Hubris
19-07-2004, 06:56
OOC: The landgravine is going to make oblique references to you being an ego twit...and comparing you to 'of acel' is quite an insult...
IC: Now I can see why the Klatchian State of DGNT found you so annoying to deal with.
The Island of Rose
19-07-2004, 06:58
Most nude nation?
Alcona and Hubris
19-07-2004, 07:00
Most nude nation?
OOC: Wouldn't that be BaldNakedGuy or his he still around...
Most nude nation?
it's yours
The Island of Rose
19-07-2004, 07:03
Most Eccentric Nation??? Something!
the 6am news
ladys and Gentlemen today our grate emperor Horrar Sith IV has declared, after Colodia declared that there the Greatest nation on earth that we CorpSacians are the Best nation on earth and the worst spellers on earth.
thats all tune in at 7 for the daily Killings
OOC: you maby the Greatest but now im the best (and no Greatest and best dont mean the same thing)
Dimmimar
19-07-2004, 08:54
Ah well,,,,
Shildonia
20-07-2004, 00:45
Your ability to shoot down numerous stealth aircraft using radar guided Surface to Air Missiles, despite having numerous anti-radiation missiles fired at said Surface to Air Missile sites makes you a dangerous person to be on the wrong side of.