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Tyrandis SOCOM incorporates Morning Musume units

Tyrandis SOCOM
19-07-2004, 05:27
TNS Broadcast:

Today, Praetor Conrad Davidson announced the immediate transfer of the Morning Musume from the Army to Special Operations Command for further training.

Background:

Morning Musume is a superior breed of soldier created in the laboratories of the Socotra Institute of Technology, after several decades of research stemming from a Senate directive to create a more effective fighter. All Morning Musume appear to be Asian females.

Musume soldiers are genetically purified and strengthened through retroviral and radiation treatments while in the womb. The techniques, assembled by SIT's Division of Biological Sciences in conjunction with Division of Electronic Sciences, have resulted in the ultimate warrior. Equipped with cybernetic implants, the MM are Tyrandis's hope for the next generation of soldier.

Unlike other supersoldier projects such as AMF's Sentinels or Pantera's Reavers, which emphasize physical strength and excessive bloodlust, Morning Musume are trained for endurance, dexterity, speed, efficiency, and above all, a superior mindset for modern warfare.

Effects of Transfer:

According to Davidson's dispatch, the Morning Musume are currently being split into "shuffle groups" for training in various Special Operations Warfare modules.

Under the Senate's mandate, the Musume will begin service after five years of military training. After this, an evaluation period will take place, to ensure that Musume are capable of handling the battlefield.

Images

http://musicmoz.org/img/editors/momoko/ayumix5.jpg
Caption: The first Morning Musume ever created, codenamed AYUMI

http://www.jdiscshop.com/popya/star/group/mm/mm08.jpg
Caption: Shuffle group FOREST, currently being trained in Special Operations Warfare by Green Berets at the Navos SF Training Center.

OOC: Yes, this is a joke thread. Comments appreciated :D
Mirruin
06-09-2004, 21:38
Uh, yeah, maybe they could defeat a Dimensioneer... but I doubt it.
And they have no chance of defeating Aleks Navaha, I don't care HOW fast they are! Just kidding, I don't wanna start a war over somthing like this...

Have a nice day :D
Tyrandis
06-09-2004, 21:42
OOC: Please note: SOCOM was a puppet of mine back when I couldn't use forums due to blank screen bug.