NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello, all! I am seeking nations with whom to trade goods and swap embassies. Political ideology is of no concern to me. I would be just as happy to trade with a left-wing extremist or right-wing radical as I would a moderate. So, if anyone is interested, please let me know here! Have a wonderful day!!!!

The United Socialist States of Temme would like to exchange embassies with you.

Sincerely,
Maureen June,
Public Servant for Foreign Affairs

OOC: the full diplomatic telegram that goes out to everyone
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IC:

To: Howard Zinn Haters
From: J. W. Gibbs, Consul-General of Weyr
Re: Diplomatic Exchange

The Kingdom of Weyr is interested in creating diplomatic ties with the Howard Zinn Haters. A delegation of:

1 Ambassador
1 Diplomatic attaché
1 Commercial attaché
1 Cultural attaché
10 Secretarial staff
16 High Guard
1 Alchemist

are standing by for your approval. If possible, we would like to construct or purchase a building, or to rent space if a structure or a plot of land is not available.

Space for your delegation is available within Embassy Tower, where all foreign embassies within Weyr are located. Floors 37-44 and 48-68 are available at this time, each containing approximately 4,000-5,000 square meters of space. The Diplomatic Service provides security, basic services, and secure telecommunications. Furniture, electronics, special services, and any other amenities are provided upon request. The Diplomatic Service pays for all services. It should be noted that security and safety of any foreign delegates is not guaranteed outside of Embassy Tower unless those delegates are accompanies by Diplomatic Service staff.

The Kingdom of Weyr has no restrictions on trade, and permits nations to freely buy and sell all goods and substances within its borders. This includes, but is not limited to: weapons, toxic substances, motor vehicles, WMDs, foodstuffs, raw materials, and finished goods. This cannot be restricted or expanded upon by any treaties.

The Kingdom of Weyr does not recognize extraterritoriality. Weyr’s courts will try any foreign delegates or visitors in accordance with Weyrean law.

This includes:
- Trial by an elected jury within seven days of arrest
- A free lawyer, to be given upon request
- Communication with any party, after arrest, via a monitored link
- The ability to sue for personal damages incurred while under arrest

However, foreign delegates are permitted to have their home nation pay for the court fines. It should be noted that Weyrean courts issue sentences that are monetary in nature.

Weyr is not interested in military alliances at this time. However, Weyr holds a policy of non-aggression towards all nations.

Sincerely,
Consul-General J. W. Gibbs

I would be delighted to exchange embassies with both of you. Thank you!

Seryown regrets that it had to close its borders, but as soon as the current crisis has been resolved it will be happy to exchange embassies with your nation.

Seryown regrets that it had to close its borders, but as soon as the current crisis has been resolved it will be happy to exchange embassies with your nation.

Thank you! We're looking forward to it.

Our ambassador to you will be Hannah Ellis. She is known for her campaign to extend our educational system to day care.

Speaking on behalf of the Archduke and of all the citizens of the Grand Duchy of Monte Ozarka, I would much like to extend the hand of friendship to Howard Zinn Haters.

As such, we would gladly exchange embassies. We welcome a representative of Howard Zinn Haters to set up an embassy in our capital city Reisz. If you are to accept the only restrictions placed on this embassy are:
1) It shall not harbor any sort of large ordnance. ("Large ordnance" shall include WMD's, surface-to-surface missiles, smart bombs, bombs of yield greater than 5 tons, fighter/bomber/strike aircraft, MBT's, and field or mobile artillery.)
2) The total guard detail personnel must not exceed the number of 75.
3) No permanent weapon emplacement with a direct line of fire into territory not within the embassy will be erected within 100 feet of any street.

Welcome onto the world stage,
--ROBERT WERTER, Count of Viscosia, Foreign Minister for the Archduke Philip IV

Thank you, Monte Ozarka!

Whittier seeks a trade treaty and to exchange embassies.

Whittier seeks a trade treaty and to exchange embassies.

Thank you. We accept.