NationStates Jolt Archive

We, the People's Republic of Sevaris, feel that the people of Cody the Jabroni are being tortured by their "Queen" with this navel nacho cheese crap? Anyway, we'd like to set up a multi-national force to liberate the country.

Premier Alec Mannerheim
People's Republic of Sevaris

The only people in Cody the Jabroni are the "Little Codies," who were created by Queen Cody himself, and they love him! If it's a fight you want, though, we'll fight...we'll make it a serious fight, though, unlike my deleted thread...

Is it just me, or is this nation too weird to even POSSIBLY exist?
Anyway, we've just decided to launch a mass bombing raid.

Is it just me, or is this nation too weird to even POSSIBLY exist?
Anyway, we've just decided to launch a mass bombing raid.

Hey, you don't even have to fight. We'll handle them.

*Sevarian SV-14 Bombers (really just modernized A-4 Skyhawks) launch mass air attacks on Cody the Jabroni, and paratroopers have dropped into the capital city.* After this war, it is our intent to annex Cody the Jabroni and turn it into the province of Petoria.

We ignore you, because you're god-moding and god-modding...SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

Erm...I'm not god-modding. I've just launched a bombing raid- (don't know if it worked), and I launched paratroopers, (don't know if they got to their destination!) We are not god-modding at all!

People, read the stickies first o-o

Erm...I'm not god-modding. I've just launched a bombing raid- (don't know if it worked), and I launched paratroopers, (don't know if they got to their destination!) We are not god-modding at all!

True, true. We'll estimate the damage shortly...

People, read the stickies first o-o

I assume that that goes for both Cody and Sevaris? :rolleyes:

And, to further complicate things for you....
*150,000 troops land in Cody the Jabroni, backed by Six armored divisions.*
We will accept your unconditional surrender.

NEVER!!!!!!!! Nacho cannons: FIRE!!!!!!!!! (Hot liquid navel nacho cheese over 1000 degrees splatters all over the attackers)

OOC// I have the ability to glass them both. Should I just do that? Make them colonies? I want the approval of larger nations first. Eh... now read the stickies first. Both of you.

AHH! EVIL! *The troops scatter, stop drop and roll, etc. Many of them die, but many live as well.*

Back at the capital....
*Premier Mannerheim reads the report.*
"What the crap? NACHO CHEESE? No more Mr. Nice Premier for them......"
*A lone bomber launches, and drops a bomb full of nerve gas on the capital*

OOC:
I actually held out hope for Sevaris. :( Let us pray that this is purely a bout of silliness and not how he actually RP's.

The Island of Rose: If you do, have fun. My country and its stupid moralistic, anti-imperialistic tendencies prevent me from squashing them. Party poopers...

OOC:lol N00B squish, an even n00bier thing to do is to come down like a force of god and crush both of you, but since that isn't good RPing or reflect well on that person, I'll settle for the destruction of the foul Cody....
IC:A skaven that was short on breath was ushered into the council room.
One of the 12 dark figures spoke
OOC: Different colors represent which member is speaking.....
"What is this "urgent news" you have decided to bother the council with"
"O honored council members" was as far as he got.
"Enough with the theatrics, just tell us"
"Some nation is living under a brutal dictatorship"
"And that is bad why"?
"It isn't, but they recentley came under attack, thus makeing them vulnerable"
"Enough, begone before you are killed"
The skaven messengar scampered out as fast as he could, the great doors sealed behind him.
"Should we fight"?
"Why, what is thepoint, it just deploys are active troops"
"This would make an excellent time to get more......POWs"
"Ok, we shall send troops over to subjucate this land"

The active Skaven in the military recieved the order and were already makeing there way to the NationState called:Cody the Jabroni

Attacking units-

1st Slave Army Group-composed of following

1st Slave Army (60,000)
2nd Slave Army (60,000)
3rd Slave Army (60,000)

1st Clanrat Army Group-composed of following

1st Clanrat Army (60,000)
2nd Clanrat Army (60,000)

1st Stormvermin Army Group-composed of following

1st Stormvermin Army (60,000)
2nd Stormvermin Army (30,000)

1st Armored Division-composed of following

1st Mounted Stormvermin Division (10,000)
1st Mounted Clanrat Division (12,000)

Equipment:
Basic:
Slave: Whatever can be found/stolen
Clanrat: AK-47s, and for every squad(10 guys), 1 Panzerfaust 3 and a Warpfire Thrower(basically flamethrower)
Stormvermin:AK-74s, same squad weapons as Clanrats


Special Weaponry:

1st Clanrat Army Group-12,000 M777 Howitzers, 60,000 Rat Racer AA/AS Missiles

1st Stormvermin Army Group-9,000 M777 Howitzers, 4,500 Rat Racer AA/AS Missiles

1st Armored Division-2,200 M777 Howitzers, 11,000 Rat Racer AA/AS Missles

OOC:Yes this is n00bish, but I'm very busy, don't have time to write a serious response......

Roach-Busters, however amusing you think this is, cease and dessist.

Roach-Busters, however amusing you think this is, cease and dessist.

I'll explain: My brother made this nation. He uses the same computer as me. He must have given you my e-mail address. Please delete Cody the Jabroni!

I hope Myrth is still online...

Ok....Allow me to explain.
I only felt that nation should be destroyed because of its insane weirdness. Anyway, to compensate for that, I had to RP in terms that it would understand. This is not how I RP, I assure you. If you want proof, check the "Revolution in Dimmiar" thread.

Ok....Allow me to explain.
I only felt that nation should be destroyed because of its insane weirdness. Anyway, to compensate for that, I had to RP in terms that it would understand. This is not how I RP, I assure you. If you want proof, check the "Revolution in Dimmiar" thread.

Hopefully, the mods will soon 'destroy' CTJ...

Ok....Allow me to explain.
I only felt that nation should be destroyed because of its insane weirdness. Anyway, to compensate for that, I had to RP in terms that it would understand. This is not how I RP, I assure you. If you want proof, check the "Revolution in Dimmiar" thread.

Insane weirdness? What if we said your nation should be destroyed because you oppose slavery? Suffice it to say that those reasons are not particularly good ones to go to war over.

Ok......
Opposing slavery does not constitute insane weirdness.
HOWEVER,
PEOPLE WHO ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS THEIR LEADER AND HAVE NACHO CHEESE COMING OUT OF THEIR NAVELS
Do constitute insane weirdness.
I run rings around you logically.

IC:I claim his entire populus as my property, due to a lack of responce, the skaven forces made a victory against...welll, no opposition, but thats beside the point. I am willing to sell this land to the highest bidder....
OOC:Its fun to be annoying, but he hasn't responded, so I claim victory, as it has been done by others in many RPs.....

Ok......
Opposing slavery does not constitute insane weirdness.
HOWEVER,
PEOPLE WHO ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS THEIR LEADER AND HAVE NACHO CHEESE COMING OUT OF THEIR NAVELS
Do constitute insane weirdness.
I run rings around you logically.

You run circles around me logically and yet you miss the point. The point is that you need good solid reasons for war. An idealogical difference isn't enough reason. People who display 'insane weirdness' as you put it are best left ignored. No need to indulge them.

I came to..."Liberate" the people of Cody the Jabroni......

Where'd Myrth go? Wonder if he heard my reply?

My people are weird also:
In Parliament debates the way we beat each other up is how we decide.
Every citizen owns a 50 Caliber machine gun.
Suits are 10,000 since nobody likes them.
Pure leather jackets are 20 dollars in comparison due to the fact there's so much beef.
People thwap the President when he messes up.

Weird enough?

This is not an ideological difference. This is an offense against civilization itself. Rose's people are not weird at all. NAVEL CHEESE just makes no sense. We're trying to enforce sense, but if other nations do not agree with us, then so be it.

I don't think "Cody the Jabroni" will be a problem much longer. My mom found out, and she said my brother has no computer for one month! HOORAY!!!!!

hey? A full month? Meaning 28+ days? If so, nation gets deleted :D , o well, I enslaved his entire population and currentley trying to sell it :D .......