NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=334897

the link for reference
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Imperial News Network

"Hello there, I am Invan Narminov for the Imperial News Network, here, live, at Kremlin Palace. As you may know, a terrorist front known as the Marxist Red Army has been occupying the city of Moscow for about a month. Just yesterday, General Irwin Rommel, the commander of the First Corps: Waffen SS that was in Moscow, annouced that they have apprehended Vladimir Lenin, the leader of the MRA. The General said that 'this victory could not have happened without the support of the Corneliuian Forst Corps.'

"On a rare appearence, the great Czar Rekjyavich Ivan Andropov III, the great leader of the Protestant Prussian Czardom of Derscon, has announced that he would be appearing in front of the Kremlin. This is one of the only times that the press has been allowed in to the Kremlin gates -- other times were the coronation of the Czar, the funeral of the late Czar Andropov the Second, and the announcement of victory in the TFU conflict.

"Now, here he is, Czar Rekjyavich Ivan Andropov III."
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Steps of the Kremlin
The Czar walked up to the podium under the noise of the boisterous crowd, cheering loudly. Other people sat down behind him -- some military members, General Irwin Rommel, some Delta Force operatives, and Imperial Guard. The Czar smilied and waved back to the crowd, and after the noise died down, he began to speak.

"Citizens of Derscon, both here, and at home, in your car, or whereever you might be listening or watching this broadcast, and members of the international community. As you know, the uprising militant front calling themselves the "Marxist Red Army" has terrorised the great city of Moscow for about a month. The destruction to the city was great, and I urge all of you to help in the reconstruction process in any way you can.
The Waffen SS First Corps, under the commander of General Irwin Rommel --"
The Czar was cut off by the applause and cheering from the crowd
"--and with the help of the Corneliuian Army's First Corps--"
The Czar was cut off again, but he just smiled. He liked to see enthusiastic people, and was not about to cut them off.
"HAS SUCESSFULLY DEFEATED THE MRA, SECURED MOSCOW, AND CAPTURED THEIR LEADER!" The Czar triumphantly shouted to the rejoicing yells, applause, and flag-waving of the crowd. The Czar just smiled, and after about three minutes, the applause died down.
"Before I continue, I would like to honor those who served bravely in this fight. First," the Czar turned to look behind him. "General Irwin Rommel, could you please stand."

The General stood up at attention and the crowd yelled and cheered. The Czar came up to him and whispered in his ear. "Relax. You'll give yourslef a heart attack." The Czar smiled jokingly and Rommel relaxed, and gave the Czar a joking I'll get you for that one look. "The General, for leading his men in combat, and going to the front lines, is presented with the Hammer and Sickle award for his combat of communism, the War on Terror award, and is presented with the Imperial Sabre." The Imperial Guardsmen marched to the general and the Czar, at attention and with perfect synchronization, and presented the Imperial Sabre to the General.
"I hereby promote you to the rank of Imperial General of the Army." The cheers from the veterans could actually be heard. in reality, he was being promoted to the next rank up -- General of the Army -- but the title of "Imperial General" is more of an honor rank, and can only be given by the Czar. General of the army Irwin Rommel sat down, and the Czar walked back up to the podium.
"Now, for my next awards. These brave soldiers were the ones that captured Lenin. The soldiers comrades who died will also be recieving these awards, and they will also recieve the Medal of Honor for their ultimate sacrifice for defending this nation and its people. Would those soldiers that apprehended Lenin please stand." The Delta Force operatives, wearing the uniforms of Army Rangers, stood up at attention. The Czar told them to relax, but they declined.
"These Rangers will be recieving the Hammer and Sickle award, for their combat of Communism; the War on Terror award, for their combat of terrorism; the Silver Cross, for their extreme bravery in the field, and the Iron Cross--" At the mentioning of this medal, the crowd stood up and cheered. The Iron Cross was on par with the Medal of Honor, but the MoH can only be awarded if you are permanently disabled or killed in combat. "--for their extreme courage in battle, and their apprehension of Lenin." The Czar pinned the medals on all the DF operatives, and told them to sit down.

"I also invite them for dinner here at the Kremlin. I just hope the food is better than what they had in the field -- or I might have to fire my cook!" the czar smiled and laughter could be heard from the audience, and even the Rangers smiled. "I know, it was pathetic humor, but that is why I'm here, and not in stand up."

"Anyways," the Czar said, dawning a serious face. "As you know, treason is punished by death. Terrorism is punished by death. The High Court has convicted Lenin of Treason against the Crown, terrorism, kidnapping, and many, many counts of murder. The High court has sentenced him to Death." Shouts of "kill the bastard!" and "Send him to hell!" were heard from the audience. On cue, five Imperial Guards escorted Vladimir Lenin from inside the Palace to outside on the deck. "BOO!!!" was all you heard from the crowd at the moment, and they were chucking things at Lenin. The Czar pulled out from the podium a sickle and a hammer. He held it in the shape of the old Societ Union and approached Lenin. "You have committed treason against this Great Nation. Anything to say before you die?" All Lenin did was spit at the Czar. The Czar kept a very straight face when this happened.

"Lenin has fought by thi symbol!" the Czar said loudly.

"NOW HE SHALL DIE BY IT!" The Czar shouted. The Czar drove the sicklt into his chest and looped it to come around and back out. The sickle was inserted right under the ribcage, and it came out where the heart was. The Czar let him stay that way for about three minutes, and then, while Lenin was being held up by the Imperial Guard, swund the hammer around, and smashed Lenin's skull in. The body dropped to the ground in a giant puddle of blood, with the hammer sticking out of the top of his skull. The Czar spat on the body and approached the podium.

"Thet this be a lesson to everyone. Treason against the Crown will be punished severely. Good day." The Czar spun around and walked back in to the Kremlin Palace, along with everyone else that was sitting behind him. The crowd started to file out. THe mes sleft from the dead body was being cleaned up, and the body was being shipped off to be cremated.

Inside the Palace, the Czar hurried to the bathroom, where he threw up in the toilet. "God," he said, as he ws washing his hands from the blood and fis face. "I can stand blood," he said as he kept washing his hands and his face. "But having a piece of brain being shot out in your face is one of the most discusting things I've ever experienced."

The Czar came out of the Council Room and inspected the Palace steps. Hmm, excellent cleanup -- not a spot. "Guard," the Czar said to one of his leeches. "Find out who cleaned this and give them the week off paid vacation and a five hundred dollar bonus."

"Yessir." The Imperial Escort (aka leech) ran off to find the info and give the orders. He heard a rumble and looked down. Hmm, I'm hungry. That's it! I can have a victory dinner! I'll invite the Corneliuian president and the commander of the military that was there! and everyone that got an award! He looked at his watch and realized he had to get back to the Council Room, so he made a mental note of the dinner celebration and walked back inside.

Hattia condemns the cruel execution of Comrade Lenin.

Official Statement from Prime Minister Andropov

I would like to warn you personally, Czar. That when the next uprising of the people comes, Hattia will not be silent. When victorious Hattian tanks roll through Derscon's capitol, I will remember this. And trust me, Hattians have long memories, especially when it comes to vengeance.

Prime Minister Alexei Andropov
Commander of the People's Liberation Military
Protector of the People's Will

We in Communist Louisiana wonder why when the exicution of capitalist in our own nation(for crimes such as murder) is seen by your "type" of nations government as a evil thing that can start war. While when your "types" of nations kill communist just because they are communist. Sounds a little two faced to me.

Statements by the Foreign Minister in Response to International Outcry

President Andropov of Hattia, Lenin was a traitor, and treason is a capitol crime. The Punishment for capital crimes is DEATH. There will not be another uprising, and if there is, it will be crushed even SOONER than this one was, and we will be prepared for someone like you. By the time you mobilize your troops, all that would be left of your tanks is ashes, for so the power of God would have destroyed you heathens -- Lucifer would come down from hell and encompass your entire army, and envelope it with the fire of hell.

Communist Louisiana, the Czar has not stated (OOC: I don't think he has, anyway) that he condemned the execution of the capitalists. If they committed treason, they deserve to die. This Communist that was executed caused an armed rebellion against the crown -- he was not executed just because he was communist; he was executed because he had a communist rebellion!

The Czar offers no apology for the acts, and should there be a next time, the executon will be even MORE cruel.

--General (ret.) Franz von Papen
Foreign Minister to the Czar
The Protestant Prussian Czardom of Derscon

The Capitalist Imperium congratulates Derscon on ridding itself of the Communist traitor. Today is a a great victory against Communist oppression.

We congratulate Derscon for his braveness to fight against communism. Being Communism one of the biggest threats to humanity, we can only admire the good job Derscon is doing.

However, capital punishment its itself a crime against humanity too, and that is not the way to rule a civilised nation. However, Derscon is an independent nation and a such, no one but itself can decide when to stop the capital punishment, and the time will be when Derscon´s government has achieved a reasoning level beyond its current one, to understand the importance of the humanity, for the greatness of a nation can be judged by how it treats the lowest and most useless member of its society.

Once again, congratulations on you fight against communism.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE CAPALIST WANT A WAR WITH THE COMMUNIST.
they were the ones who want a war.
I ask that the capalist answer me do they want a war with all communist in NS .

Grunge-France, I ask you to shut your mouth because you seem to be stupied. I exicuted 8 capitalist in my nation for murder, attempted murder, thief, attemped assination of the late Premir DuFour, and attempting to violently overthrowing of present government. If they wanted change they could introduce it freely and petition a new vote. We can see that you support punishment against communist for the same thing that you didnt support my nation in doing. This is the same thing except government & prisoner are changed.

Derscon, I would like to thank you for proving my point.

Derscon, I would like to thank you for proving my point.

OOC: How did I prove your point?

That right wing nations will punish communist for the same thing that communist nations will punish right wingers. That is laws that would include everyone and not just a specific group. Things lilke murder are seen as illegal period correct?

I did the same thing as you pretty much. I had 8 people(they so happened to be capitalist) and they commited crimes. They were punished. Grunge-France was saying what I was doing was completely wrong and was threating war on me. Even though like I said they commited crimes.

That right wing nations will punish communist for the same thing that communist nations will punish right wingers. That is laws that would include everyone and not just a specific group. Things lilke murder are seen as illegal period correct?

I did the same thing as you pretty much. I had 8 people(they so happened to be capitalist) and they commited crimes. They were punished. Grunge-France was saying what I was doing was completely wrong and was threating war on me. Even though like I said they commited crimes.

OOC: Well, you see, even your own communist friends say that you execute capitalists just to piss people off.

If the capitalism part had nothing to do with it, you should have not mentioned it because it denotes that capitalism was a reason for executing them. I mentioned communism because this person led a COMMUNIST revolt in my nation, so I had to mention it.

(IC)There is another difference, Communist Lousiana: You are a Commie, therefore, your opinions are of no relevance to civilised nations, and your reasons do not count, because your government is based in an unreasonable antinatural system, that is way, among the concert of civilised nations as Derscon or as Grunge-France, your communist government is a plague which will be overthrown sooner or later, probably sooner.




(OOC.: your next answer will make me see if you are a bad Rper as I was told...)

The Capitalist in my nation did attempt to a violent revolt and attempted assination of late Premier DuFour. They were also arrested for 1st degree murder and attempted murder. I did mention it because they were trying to do a capitalist revolt.

(IC) Grunge-France I laugh at the thought of you attacking me comrade. It would only lead to your nation being another satillite of mine. Don't even try to intimidate or threaten us. Do I make myself clear?

Watch out your words commie, the last time that a savage communist beast-like leader threatened Grunge-France, it ended raising the Grunge-French flag in its beloved "Congress of the people".

Do not confuse us: We, the leaders of Grunge-France, are against the death of any person, including communists, but the AoE2 Regional Army has no problem with that, and the ones who will prevent any further blasphemies against us will be the soldiers, not the leaders. You have been warned, do not force us to overthrow your government earlier than we wanted to.

We do not fear you.

Premier Jindal

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE CAPALIST WANT A WAR WITH THE COMMUNIST.
they were the ones who want a war.
I ask that the capalist answer me do they want a war with all communist in NS .

No. But, when Capitalist nations are assualted by Communist nations and Rebels we will not hesitate to declare a state of war. I am sure other nations of Capitalism will say the same.

We support you, and in event of another Communist rebellion, we will aid you.

The Czar thanks you for your support.

Communist Louisiana, if any attempt is made on Grunge-France, the wrath of Greater Prussia will come down upon you like Armageddon.

Do I make myself clear?