NationStates Jolt Archive

In response to reports in the media,

The government of Whittier fully denies that Project Omega exists.
Area 51 is a top secret area and the three reporters from the Globe, NNN, and The New York Times have been arrested and charged with trespassing and espionage.

Again, I say Project Omega does not exist. Take my word for it.

Ooc: Omg Conspiracy!

-OOC-

Wouldn't it be more likely to fool people to "release" information on a project that means absolutely nothing and say it's Project Omega?

"Project Omega is an experiment to see how many skittles we can stuff up the ass of a squirrel before we can't fit any more up there."

Or something like that.

There are no cockroaches at Area 51 that are being mutated in intelligent lifeforms.
Such claims arethose delusional crazy people.