NationStates Jolt Archive


Bombings in Scoyle

Scoyle
15-07-2004, 03:20
OCC - Since the origanal was destoryed we'll just post this again

:Scoylian NewsNetwork:

Hello, We have some sad news right now. The Scoylian and Baharrian Monument was bombed today along with our Embasse in Baharr. These two events killed apporximently 75 Scoylians and 100 Baharrians. Also as you may have heard yesterday the Brown House in Bevan, Baharr the daughter of the Baharrian President was killed in the explosion. She was also related to our President. She had been the one that helped end the war with Baharr so from all of us we say, JMURH WILL PAY. We now go live to the address of the President.

:Oval House - Monticello, Armed Republic of Scoyle:

Scott L.C. - Hello and goodafternoon, You no doubt have heard of the two explosions in Baharr and in our own great nation. So far the death toll has been counted at 75 Scoylians and 100 Baharrians. This in fact has outraged us and we now have gotten confirmation that we can declare war on the
Kingdom of Jmurh. We have mobilized the Scoylian Second Army and is now heading to the airports and getting ready to go to Baharr. The Scoylian Navy has already leaded in a course for Jmurh. They shall be in bombing range with in one day [rl] So we have sent a telegram to Jmurh telling them of our actions and they replied that they are going to win and they ain't nothing we can do about it. To that I say "We've got weapons and were not afraid to use them." So from me to Jmurh leader, "Your in for a rude awakening."

- The president then walks off the stage

:Scoylian NewsNetwork:

Well you heard from the man himself. To all of our fighting men and women I hope all of you have a safe tour of duty. Goodnight Folks.