NationStates Jolt Archive


Ghargonian Broadcast Intercepted

Ghargonia
14-07-2004, 15:16
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Ghargonia Kilden

Errrst, karkar nep tunai milla potan ek zelnar viko makar, reka 'automobiles', ill maop ui verka humans uraptanus Ghargonians irak cycles ik, erka humans trep iluni jep. Gorbgan uni karlap jep heed rstle ip rstle makar; char vek nar tu ilep nok tagar mev Ghargonian prisis.

Gargonian Reka utarnia lip kara humans pitak Ghargonian kluxicony zar cycles chik; vilna rek boold attar prek naki 0micronis lokana. Tip prek va huraknikar, piplo leki, ik malar Ghargonian kluxicony ip lar cycley dat Imperium kli, un gelden zu jepna fak za opelnium.

Mika kilden aj meeer ter rusch kluxicony melar Ghargonian automobiles vep telarni zo kraken, es julunjia openium varek su. Kar la metuno prek malar 500 glaxicon mek cycle ilap huntrasticon justa al marinos. Irakniko zu Rekani Klox, "klexino humans pretrani kluxicony Ghargonian automobile jop. Jupla PDS au krandicunumo lakarni karal Ghargonian profesnak juka; il pata human -- nek juranis kara ipnis au frek; erka neli pretangix su merk, als poteng is.

Irk meltar kerang jep tini au dep 2,000 cycles; Imperium Gorbgan esse plenkta obendium jeras kil openi jusi kuklo plenti mea human reka. Es terak petenag frap ger jerap menag trus? Krenal cycled vix tong. Ze Ghargonia kerak pelak je motemti Imperium ek kerakti goron, alfo strete au leptinom kera jeku, er Ghargop Klox.

ERka Ghargonia automobile huntrasticon esta 3 facterin, erde lepne tanne zuko wit kerak cycle jeral reka prepatnis.

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Ghargonia News

Today, in a tradition-breaking move, the trade of 'automobiles', a curious human idea adopted by the Ghargonians some decades ago, with the humans was approved. Gorbgan's policies have been getting more and more radical; it is believed he is 'testing' the humans to see if they are worthy of Ghargonian relations.

Ghargonian Trade authorities have been wary of allowing humans access to Ghargonian technology for some time now; being the savage race they are it could be used against the energy barrier of 0micronis island. This barrier was constructed, according to history, to repel Ghargonian technology in the event that our colony here was located by the Imperium, so giving it to a barbaric race that knows the location has always seemed foolish at best.

However, the technology contained within standard Ghargonian automobiles, the standard mobile micro-fusion generator in particular, has been ‘dumbed down’. Now they are powered by sophisticated self-replenishing hydrogen fuel cells, which allow for speeds of over 300mph in conjunction with the construction techniques and aerodynamics of the chassis. According to the Trade Minister, it would be "impossible for humans to use this cell for anything other than powering a standard Ghargonian automobile. The PDS and computer programming are so 'set in their ways' that even a Ghargonian scientist would have trouble adapting the cell, let alone a human -- no weapons can be made from this; we are quite safe to give them this technology and the means to maintain it, though not reproduce it".

This news broadcast is the first broadcast sent on a frequency humans can pick up with their technology in over 2,000 years; Emperor Gorbgan himself is expected to be listening in on this frequency in the hopes of a reply from human neighbours interested in trade. Is it possible a permanent hole in the energy barrier could be opened for the first time since it was constructed? Only time will tell. As Ghargonia begins preparations to re-take the Ghargant Imperium and reclaim their place in galactic politics, all avenues of resources must be explored, says the Invasion Minister.

Ghargonian automobile manufacturing is our third-largest industry, and estimates suggest it will rise to top place within a year if trade is successful.
Brydog
14-07-2004, 15:51
We are not barbaric people. We Brydogs are part human, part coyote. We show a intested in your techology. We also make fine cars. :lol:
Ghargonia
14-07-2004, 16:32
Part human, part coyote? We were not aware that Earth's genetic engineering techniques had advanced to that point yet...
Brydog
14-07-2004, 16:58
Long story, At the land that are nation is at was home to only coyotes. Well a drunken explorer made love to a coyote. That coyote created human with the ears, sense of smell, and the speed of a coyote. We were created by natural mistake.
Ghargonia
15-07-2004, 00:46
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Ghargonian News

It is believed the vessel, estimated to be some five human kilometres long, passed right by Earth two hours ago. Though some in the government feel the Imperium may have finally detected our power signature here on Earth and are moving to attack the planet, most feel that the Imperium has all but forgotten about our ancestors breaking away all those centuries ago and no longer care.

In other news, Emperor Gorbgan has revoked his offer of trade with the various human nation states. Our source within the Trade Authorities informed us that the news was largely ignored by the humans. Gorbgan himself issued this written statement to our studio:

"The humans have ignored and thus rejected our offer. This would have brought us a step further from isolationism. Our offer of friendship has been thrown back in our faces by the savage nation states of this world we are forced to hide upon.

As a result, I have ordered the energy barrier be increased to three times is previous power outage, effectively sealing us from all contact, be it physical or radio. If our old masters in the Imperium have truely found our hiding place and intend to strike, the humans can deal with them on their own while we evacuate.

To those citizens of Ghargonia wondering; it has been confirmed that an Imperium ship has passed by Earth, and was making detailed scans at the time. Our cloaked orbital sensor arrays will continue to monitor the ship, which is currently holding position near the first planet of this system, continuing its scans. Though we urge you not to panic, we suggest you prepare yourselves for the possibility of evacuation. We have no way of knowing how long it will take for an Imperium vessel to destroy this planet, or whether our shield will protect us. Our beloved 'Venerator' battleship is being prepared for an emergency launch should the need be. Given our population, not everyone may join us. Your deaths shall serve our cause."

Emperor Gorbgan has recently been preparing for official contact with the humans for the first time since encountering one of their tribes two thousand years ago. All ambassadors-in-training have been suspended from their studies.