NationStates Jolt Archive

-OOC-
None of this has actually happened. As this is a joke post, it and all replies are automatically IGNORED outside of this thread. That said...

-IC-
"Foolish organic nations who do not eat cheese."

"We are preparing to test our new Ecchi-Bomb, and require approximately one million schoolgirls in school uniforms for the test."

"Please comply and send us the schoolgirls. We will, in return, send pictures."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Waffle Status: Roffled.

[code:1:cae43d1e73]Regret can send only ten at this time. Request you send pictures within 24 hours of photography. Please include copies.[/code:1:cae43d1e73] :P

I will send 50 school girls for now. :lol: :lol:

ewww!!!!!!!!! ecchi!!!! pervert!!!!!!!!!

Are these school girls over 18? If not keep us out. If they are college girls, hot ones at that, in school girl uniforms, we're uhh interested...yeah that's it...

Are these school girls over 18? If not keep us out. If they are college girls, hot ones at that, in school girl uniforms, we're uhh interested...yeah that's it...

hmmm...i think he means REAL school girls...not some college girl dressed up poorly in a high school unifomr...


EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah well excuse me for having the legal point of view on the matter.

Yeah well excuse me for having the legal point of view on the matter.

yea i know...i just like going

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! ECCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I noticed...

I noticed...

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! ECCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

<not Noir

"The first Inma Seiden series H-Bomb has been tested over Shininjen High School in Fera."

"Results are as anticipated. The Main and Yaoi strains seperated targets into male-female groups, and the weapon worked perfectly."

"As none of the donated organics were involved, we will send footage in exchange for more victi- we mean test subjects."

"As none of the donated organics were involved, we will send footage in exchange for more victi- we mean test subjects."

You can have some. We have a few places for troubled girls that wouldn't mind being emptied.

"MONSTERS!!"

"My daughter was there! Now she can't sit down! You're savage beasts, you Machines and you who support them!"

-Distraught Feran Mother
Nobody Important

"The first Inma Seiden series H-Bomb has been tested over Shininjen High School in Fera."

"Results are as anticipated. The Main and Yaoi strains seperated targets into male-female groups, and the weapon worked perfectly."

"As none of the donated organics were involved, we will send footage in exchange for more victi- we mean test subjects."



EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

YOU LIKE YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I noticed...

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! ECCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

<not Noir

what??? quit copying...

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OOC or IC comment?

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OOC or IC comment?


i'll make an IC comment in a sec...

-OOC-
I'm tolerant of yaoi. I used to be a moderator on an H-board, so I learned to put up with the various tastes. Futanari still gives me the willies, though. No pun intended. (Futa = for lack of a better term, "chix with dix")

I figured yaoi would have the be used in the bomb, but I knew enough to seperate the girls and boys.

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I'm tolerant of yaoi. I used to be a moderator on an H-board, so I learned to put up with the various tastes. Futanari still gives me the willies, though. No pun intended. (Futa = for lack of a better term, "chix with dix")

I figured yaoi would have the be used in the bomb, but I knew enough to seperate the girls and boys.

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This is your first and only warning, Mekanta.

We will not tolerate the abduction of any school girls to be used in your bomb.

If you continue your current actions, we will be forced to eliminate you off the face of the earth.


NOIR

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http://www.projectnoir.com/images/episodes/episode01/cap13.jpg

she's gonna shoot you in the head...

OOC: ewww!!! yaoi!!!! yuri is better!!!

-OOC-
I'm tolerant of yaoi. I used to be a moderator on an H-board, so I learned to put up with the various tastes. Futanari still gives me the willies, though. No pun intended. (Futa = for lack of a better term, "chix with dix")

I figured yaoi would have the be used in the bomb, but I knew enough to seperate the girls and boys.


OOC: futanari....ack...dont make me think about it...now ive got a mental image in my head...brb...gotta throw up...

OOC: you were seriously a mod for an H-board????

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Yup. The board is gone now, but I was the head moderator for the RP boards. (Not just ecchi RP!)

I was also the biggest tenta-fan on the board. Not just phallic ones, either. Octopi and squid are cool.


-IC-

"We laugh at your threat."

"We control few installations on this organic infested dirt ball of a planet."

"But we will continue to test the H-bomb. We suggest you do not try anything, as our Reflex Cannons have proven quite effective."

(OOC: Robotech technology is great. ^_^)

-OOC-

Yup. The board is gone now, but I was the head moderator for the RP boards. (Not just ecchi RP!)

I was also the biggest tenta-fan on the board. Not just phallic ones, either. Octopi and squid are cool.


-IC-

"We laugh at your threat."

"We control few installations on this organic infested dirt ball of a planet."

"But we will continue to test the H-bomb. We suggest you do not try anything, as our Reflex Cannons have proven quite effective."

(OOC: Robotech technology is great. ^_^)

OOC: i prefer Xenosaga tech or any other futuristic anime i can think of...or if playing modern tech i like to use Metal Gear Solid tech...

OOC2: we need to talk anime sometime in the future...


IC:

"Hah! We laugh at your Robotech technology and your Reflex Cannons! We will be sending the Nadesico with its squad of Aestivalis(spelling)! We will also be sending some Gekigangers to attack your fleet!

-OOC-

The thing about Reflex Cannons...

They're made to defeat thier enemy, occasionally even clusters of ships, at a single blow. Some estimate thier Ship to Ship combat capabilities in the gigatons.

Oh, and if we're going to fight we should take it to another thread, unless you don't want this one to actually happen. ^_^

-OOC-

The thing about Reflex Cannons...

They're made to defeat thier enemy, occasionally even clusters of ships, at a single blow. Some estimate thier Ship to Ship combat capabilities in the gigatons.

Oh, and if we're going to fight we should take it to another thread, unless you don't want this one to actually happen. ^_^

OOC: actually i havent watched robotech...blah...i got tired of watching mecha after Gundam...i'm more of comedy and action...

OOC2: sorry...i dont have time to RP anything long...my Battle Royale thread is on hold until after my trip...

OOC3:
http://www.projectnoir.com/images/episodes/episode01/cap13.jpg
she'll still shoot your head off anyways

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Heh.

I'll wait until you have time. It'd be interesting to see how the Nadesico fares.

And what anime is that from, anyway?

EDIT: The picture, not the Nadesico. LoL

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Heh.

I'll wait until you have time. It'd be interesting to see how the Nadesico fares.

And what anime is that from, anyway?


"Martian Successor Nadesico"

Nadesico is actually the ship built by Nergal to fight off the Jovians and protect Earth.

actually i havent even finished the series yet...which is sad...i only have 4 of the dvd volumes...

hmmm....what other thing can i use......

ah ha! i'll use Haruka's guitar from FLCL and make you grow a horn in your forehead!!!! then i'll use the robot that'll come out of your head to destroy you!!!! hahahaha!!!!!

-OOC-
Heh.

I'll wait until you have time. It'd be interesting to see how the Nadesico fares.

And what anime is that from, anyway?

EDIT: The picture, not the Nadesico. LoL

oh the picture?

http://www.projectnoir.com/images/episodes/episode01/cap13.jpg

:roll:

"Noir"

my country's namesake...i couldnt thing up of a better nation name when signing up...and at that time i was all into Noir...


:D


Kirika is kawaii!!!!