NationStates Jolt Archive


Flamers Incorporated Now Open

EvilFlamersINC
27-06-2004, 06:49
Have someone you want flamed?
Worried about retribution?
Tired of noobs? But worried about getting in trouble for flames or trolls.
No problem, EvilFlamers Incorporate wants to buy your flames and your little trollings.
Yes that's right. We will pay you 25$ for your flames and your trolls.
But to get the money you have to post your flames and trolls here.
Benefits of giving us your flames and trolls:
stress relief
you can take out your frustration over poor rps, over air heads, etc.

And the best part is, that no matter who you flame here, EvilFlamers Incorporated will take it off your hands so you won't be responsible.

Now you are probably thinking this has got be a very expensive service.
You are right. But cause we think this should be available to everyone even newbies, we are using cutrate pricing for our service.
So give us your flames and trolls and for we will take them off your hands.
We will litterally give you money for your troubles.
So come on down to EvilFlamers INC.
The first 5 people get a free video of Britney Spears nude in the shower.



:lol:
EvilFlamersINC
27-06-2004, 06:55
Surely some one here wants a free video of britney spears in the shower.
All you have to do is give us your flamings and any trollings you have..
:D
K, we will now pay you $50 for your flames and trolls.
Whittier
27-06-2004, 07:02
Think I'll against Apple Zer0.
I just need a good reason.
Hey, Apple Zer0, what should I flame you for?
Cause I want one of those videos.
Apple Zer0
27-06-2004, 07:03
Think I'll against Apple Zer0.
I just need a good reason.
Hey, Apple Zer0, what should I flame you for?
Cause I want one of those videos.


Why me?
ummm.......how about you flame me for.....taking over Panama?
:cry:
Whittier
27-06-2004, 07:06
Think I'll against Apple Zer0.
I just need a good reason.
Hey, Apple Zer0, what should I flame you for?
Cause I want one of those videos.


Why me?
ummm.......how about you flame me for.....taking over Panama?
:cry:
what you do in panama?
want to see the video when I'm done with it?
Apple Zer0
27-06-2004, 07:09
Think I'll against Apple Zer0.
I just need a good reason.
Hey, Apple Zer0, what should I flame you for?
Cause I want one of those videos.


Why me?
ummm.......how about you flame me for.....taking over Panama?
:cry:
what you do in panama?
want to see the video when I'm done with it?


Ok :cry:
Whittier
27-06-2004, 07:13
Thanks Apple zero

Ok. Here goes..
You're take over of Panama was really stupid.
EvilFlamersINC
27-06-2004, 07:15
Thanks Apple zero

Ok. Here goes..
You're take over of Panama was really stupid.
That's it? You call that a flame.
Man, you suck at flaming.
EvilFlamersINC
27-06-2004, 07:16
But here's you free video and your cash.
EvilFlamersINC
27-06-2004, 07:17
Let's get some flamings in here. We paying good money for them.
Whittier
27-06-2004, 07:19
But here's you free video and your cash.
Gee, thanks.
Watches video. She does look better nude. :lol:
Rewinds video. Passes it to Apple Zer0.
Apple Zer0
27-06-2004, 07:21
But here's you free video and your cash.
Gee, thanks.
Watches video. She does look better nude. :lol:
Rewinds video. Passes it to Apple Zer0.



Thanks, do me a favor and don't tell my wife :D
Whittier
27-06-2004, 07:21
But here's you free video and your cash.
Gee, thanks.
Watches video. She does look better nude. :lol:
Rewinds video. Passes it to Apple Zer0.



Thanks, do me a favor and don't tell my wife :D
Don't ask don't tell. :D
The Wickit Klownz
27-06-2004, 07:43
Yeah, I got one for Whittier...

YOU LITTLE BITCH!! YOURE A F-UCKING PUSSY, YOU USE THOSE F-UCKING POLICIES TO F-UCKING SNEAK UP ON NEWLY "ACQUIRED" NATIONS YOU LITTLE BITCH!! F-UCK YOU!! AND IF THEY DONT AGREE YOU'LL MOST LIKELY TURN ON THEM ANYWAYS!! I F-UCKING HATE YOU, YOU PUSSY!! YOU TOOK MAGDHA FROM NL WHEN HE DID ALL THE FIGHTING AND ALL YOU DID, NOT TO MENTION YOU WERE HELPING MAGDHA, WAS BETRAY HIM (MAGDHA) USING THOSE GODDAMNED F-UCKING POLICIES AND INSTALLED A GODDAMNED F-UCKING PUPPET GOVERNMENT!!!
Canan
27-06-2004, 07:47
Just a warning, this will more than likely get closed real quick unless it stays clean.
The Wickit Klownz
27-06-2004, 07:49
Hell, at least i got it out of my system...i DO feel better now...
EvilFlamersINC
27-06-2004, 22:32
Yeah, I got one for Whittier...

YOU LITTLE BITCH!! YOURE A F-UCKING PUSSY, YOU USE THOSE F-UCKING POLICIES TO F-UCKING SNEAK UP ON NEWLY "ACQUIRED" NATIONS YOU LITTLE BITCH!! F-UCK YOU!! AND IF THEY DONT AGREE YOU'LL MOST LIKELY TURN ON THEM ANYWAYS!! I F-UCKING HATE YOU, YOU PUSSY!! YOU TOOK MAGDHA FROM NL WHEN HE DID ALL THE FIGHTING AND ALL YOU DID, NOT TO MENTION YOU WERE HELPING MAGDHA, WAS BETRAY HIM (MAGDHA) USING THOSE GODDAMNED F-UCKING POLICIES AND INSTALLED A GODDAMNED F-UCKING PUPPET GOVERNMENT!!!
That's what I call a flame. Here's your money and free video of Britney Spears nude in the shower.
EvilFlamersINC
27-06-2004, 22:33
We got 3 free videos lift. Come on over and get yours before someone else grabs it.
Whittier
27-06-2004, 22:40
Yeah, I got one for Whittier...

YOU LITTLE BITCH!! YOURE A F-UCKING PUSSY, YOU USE THOSE F-UCKING POLICIES TO F-UCKING SNEAK UP ON NEWLY "ACQUIRED" NATIONS YOU LITTLE BITCH!! F-UCK YOU!! AND IF THEY DONT AGREE YOU'LL MOST LIKELY TURN ON THEM ANYWAYS!! I F-UCKING HATE YOU, YOU PUSSY!! YOU TOOK MAGDHA FROM NL WHEN HE DID ALL THE FIGHTING AND ALL YOU DID, NOT TO MENTION YOU WERE HELPING MAGDHA, WAS BETRAY HIM (MAGDHA) USING THOSE GODDAMNED F-UCKING POLICIES AND INSTALLED A GODDAMNED F-UCKING PUPPET GOVERNMENT!!!

LOL.
OK, just watch the language. (ie stuff like:F-UCKING POLICIES )
Someone might be offended and get this thread locked.