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Jews and Christians for sale: Get 'em now while they're hot!

Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 02:50
Good day, fellow nations of the world! Have I got a deal for you! Recently, we have renounced terrorism, militarism, and evil. Now, we've turned our attention to the exciting field of international business and trade! It so happens that we have over 56,000 Jews and over 908,000 Christians in our country. We wanted to kill them, but we knew that doing so would be condemned by you fine nations, so we're selling them as slaves, prostitutes, or whatever you want to use them for! They're selling like hotcakes and they're going fast, so order now! Jews are a penny each, while Christians are only $5.64! Thank you for shopping at Slaves 'R Us!
Generic empire
27-06-2004, 02:51
OOC: and McQuaid assaulted my nation for slavery...
Sonju
27-06-2004, 02:52
lmao
Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 02:52
Order within the next twenty minutes, and we'll throw in a free Hindu and a 'Religion Sux' T-shirt absolutely free!
Red Tide2
27-06-2004, 02:54
OOC:THAT! THAT IS THE GREATEST EXAMPLE OF HIPOCRISY I HAAVE EVER SEEN!
Neo-Soviet Russia
27-06-2004, 02:54
(Generic, a number of people have begun to ignore DT. He put me atop his list of most oppressive and repressive nations for crying out loud.)
Liberal John Jacob
27-06-2004, 03:13
Secret IC: The peoples republic would like to purchase 300 jews for 3.00
IDF
27-06-2004, 03:14
I will destroy your nation soon. Stop this or die!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hallad
27-06-2004, 03:20
Hallad will buy all of these people.
Grenval
27-06-2004, 03:23
(Generic, a number of people have begun to ignore DT. He put me atop his list of most oppressive and repressive nations for crying out loud.)

I ignore him as I ignore Seph.
Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 03:37
300 Jews (still alive and healthy) have been shipped to LJJ. The rest of the Jews and Christians have been shipped to Hallad. All are alive and healthy. And please note, what you do with them is your business. If you want them as slaves or prostitutes, great, but if you want to set them free, that's fine, too. LJJ, you get a free 'Religion Sux' T-shirt and a free Hindu since you ordered within twenty minutes of the first post.
Grand Serria
27-06-2004, 04:00
in respose to the treatment of Jews and Christians, The Nation of Grand Serria has begun to tax Atheists for there faithless ways, Where people of religion regardless to there faith have been given tax breaks that would be paid off by the Atheists. By doing this we hope to set the idea that religion DOES promote moral ways that do build a better society. We hope that other nations will follow suit and promote faith based socities.
The Atheists Reality
27-06-2004, 04:04
in respose to the treatment of Jews and Christians, The Nation of Grand Serria has begun to tax Atheists for there faithless ways, Where people of religion regardless to there faith have been given tax breaks that would be paid off by the Atheists. By doing this we hope to set the idea that religion DOES promote moral ways that do build a better society. We hope that other nations will follow suit and promote faith based socities.

hahahahahahahaha
Hallad
27-06-2004, 04:05
We have set the ones we purchased free, giving them free housing and a large sum of money to get them started in their new life in Hallad.
Kahta
27-06-2004, 04:07
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/noob.jpg
Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 04:08
We have set the ones we purchased free, giving them free housing and a large sum of money to get them started in their new life in Hallad.

Fine by us. 'Long as we get our money.
Hallad
27-06-2004, 04:16
The money we owe you has been wired to your international account (I don't really wanna figure out how much it is.).
Japaica
27-06-2004, 04:22
Good day, fellow nations of the world! Have I got a deal for you! Recently, we have renounced terrorism, militarism, and evil. Now, we've turned our attention to the exciting field of international business and trade! It so happens that we have over 56,000 Jews and over 908,000 Christians in our country. We wanted to kill them, but we knew that doing so would be condemned by you fine nations, so we're selling them as slaves, prostitutes, or whatever you want to use them for! They're selling like hotcakes and they're going fast, so order now! Jews are a penny each, while Christians are only $5.64! Thank you for shopping at Slaves 'R Us!

Fudge YOU
Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 04:24
Good day, fellow nations of the world! Have I got a deal for you! Recently, we have renounced terrorism, militarism, and evil. Now, we've turned our attention to the exciting field of international business and trade! It so happens that we have over 56,000 Jews and over 908,000 Christians in our country. We wanted to kill them, but we knew that doing so would be condemned by you fine nations, so we're selling them as slaves, prostitutes, or whatever you want to use them for! They're selling like hotcakes and they're going fast, so order now! Jews are a penny each, while Christians are only $5.64! Thank you for shopping at Slaves 'R Us!

F*** YOU

Please be quiet.
Triplecrud
27-06-2004, 04:25
Though our nation is fiercely a non religious nation. We despise your treatment of such humans. We demand a release of all slaves now or military action will be taken.
Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 04:27
We sold 'em all already! Cool your jets, buddy-ruddy-roo! :o
MuhOre
27-06-2004, 04:27
(Im sure this counts as spam but i just have to reply to Hallad's post

All together its

5,121,677$

I feel much better now, after posting this.)
Red Tide2
27-06-2004, 04:28
forget it... he edited his post
Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 04:30
Good day, fellow nations of the world! Have I got a deal for you! Recently, we have renounced terrorism, militarism, and evil. Now, we've turned our attention to the exciting field of international business and trade! It so happens that we have over 56,000 Jews and over 908,000 Christians in our country. We wanted to kill them, but we knew that doing so would be condemned by you fine nations, so we're selling them as slaves, prostitutes, or whatever you want to use them for! They're selling like hotcakes and they're going fast, so order now! Jews are a penny each, while Christians are only $5.64! Thank you for shopping at Slaves 'R Us!

F*** YOU

Go suck your dads penis, you fa**ot. If you don't shuddup, we's a goin' declare war on yo' a**!

oooooooooooh.. thats bad!
MODALERT!

I NEVER SAID THAT! Go check page 1 and see for yourself.
Japaica
27-06-2004, 04:31
Good day, fellow nations of the world! Have I got a deal for you! Recently, we have renounced terrorism, militarism, and evil. Now, we've turned our attention to the exciting field of international business and trade! It so happens that we have over 56,000 Jews and over 908,000 Christians in our country. We wanted to kill them, but we knew that doing so would be condemned by you fine nations, so we're selling them as slaves, prostitutes, or whatever you want to use them for! They're selling like hotcakes and they're going fast, so order now! Jews are a penny each, while Christians are only $5.64! Thank you for shopping at Slaves 'R Us!

F*** YOU

Go suck your dads penis, you fa**ot. If you don't shuddup, we's a goin' declare war on yo' a**!

oooooooooooh.. thats bad!
MODALERT!

Declaring war on me would be pointless. I don't do RP war and I rarely post in international incidents. So i would either ignore you or call you a dumbass. So, the mods will be informed, and you will be warned.
Red Tide2
27-06-2004, 04:32
So... you edited it... okay Ill retract that statement...
Japaica
27-06-2004, 04:32
Good day, fellow nations of the world! Have I got a deal for you! Recently, we have renounced terrorism, militarism, and evil. Now, we've turned our attention to the exciting field of international business and trade! It so happens that we have over 56,000 Jews and over 908,000 Christians in our country. We wanted to kill them, but we knew that doing so would be condemned by you fine nations, so we're selling them as slaves, prostitutes, or whatever you want to use them for! They're selling like hotcakes and they're going fast, so order now! Jews are a penny each, while Christians are only $5.64! Thank you for shopping at Slaves 'R Us!

F*** YOU

Go suck your dads penis, you fa**ot. If you don't shuddup, we's a goin' declare war on yo' a**!

oooooooooooh.. thats bad!
MODALERT!

I NEVER SAID THAT! Go check page 1 and see for yourself.

I know you edited it. It says at the bottom of the post that it was edited. You are a n00b.
Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 04:33
So... you edited it... okay Ill retract that statement...

I didn't edit nothin', foo'! 8)
Demonic Terrorists
27-06-2004, 04:34
So... you edited it... okay Ill retract that statement...

I didn't edit nothin', foo'! 8)
Red Tide2
27-06-2004, 04:35
OOC:denial...
Japaica
27-06-2004, 04:38
OOC:denial...

Agreed. What a n00b. :roll:
Myrth
27-06-2004, 04:44
Demonic Terrorists, you've already gone one warning under your belt. Here's another.
Much more of this and you'll end up getting yourself deleted.
Japaica, don't flame.


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