Xhadam
26-06-2004, 05:19
A couple days ago I recieved this in my telegram box.
The Rogue Nation of Ubjub
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/21555/page=display_nation/nation=ubjub
Received: 2 days ago
Why do you want peace when you can have war. We kill the weak to make room for the strong. Dictatorship is the way to go. Your country is weak. You have to many laws.
"and we are intent to preserve democracy and peace in the world."
You are intent on preserving democracy and peace in the world? What kind of region are you? Did you even read anything about my country? Do you think, even for a moment, that Ubjub is interested at preserving "democracy" and "peace" in the world? No, of course not. We prefer war. You may notice that we have recently decided to legalize torture, which is now commonly used against juvenile bicyle thiefs. We also have a great gameshow, called "Who wants to be an immigrant." Many die, but those who survive are allowed in the country, where they live short, nasty, and brutish lives. Then they die. So if you have not yet figured this out, I don't think that Ubjub is a very good match for your "region." Accordingly, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Xhadam forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes. So have a nice five minutes.
Naturally I have been watching International Incidents to see if he would actually go through with his threat. So far he has not, or at least not that I have seen.
As the Dominion of Xha'dam is currently short on amusement, I am making an official invite to the Rogue Nation of Ubjub to begin it's attempts at bombing the Dominion of Xha'dam at any time.
Alterantively, we will accept their surrender should they choose to offer one as we do not wish for the poor citizens of Ubjub to hurt themselves in an inane attack on us. The nation of Ubjub will be momentarily notified of this thread and sent a link to the war via Telegram.
The Dominion of Xha'dam also asks that allied nations who are not members of the ASE to please remain neutral in this conflict.
Minister of Foreign Affairs Shiv'kala, Dominion of Xha'dam
The Rogue Nation of Ubjub
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/21555/page=display_nation/nation=ubjub
Received: 2 days ago
Why do you want peace when you can have war. We kill the weak to make room for the strong. Dictatorship is the way to go. Your country is weak. You have to many laws.
"and we are intent to preserve democracy and peace in the world."
You are intent on preserving democracy and peace in the world? What kind of region are you? Did you even read anything about my country? Do you think, even for a moment, that Ubjub is interested at preserving "democracy" and "peace" in the world? No, of course not. We prefer war. You may notice that we have recently decided to legalize torture, which is now commonly used against juvenile bicyle thiefs. We also have a great gameshow, called "Who wants to be an immigrant." Many die, but those who survive are allowed in the country, where they live short, nasty, and brutish lives. Then they die. So if you have not yet figured this out, I don't think that Ubjub is a very good match for your "region." Accordingly, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Xhadam forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes. So have a nice five minutes.
Naturally I have been watching International Incidents to see if he would actually go through with his threat. So far he has not, or at least not that I have seen.
As the Dominion of Xha'dam is currently short on amusement, I am making an official invite to the Rogue Nation of Ubjub to begin it's attempts at bombing the Dominion of Xha'dam at any time.
Alterantively, we will accept their surrender should they choose to offer one as we do not wish for the poor citizens of Ubjub to hurt themselves in an inane attack on us. The nation of Ubjub will be momentarily notified of this thread and sent a link to the war via Telegram.
The Dominion of Xha'dam also asks that allied nations who are not members of the ASE to please remain neutral in this conflict.
Minister of Foreign Affairs Shiv'kala, Dominion of Xha'dam