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Dear World,

This is a letter that I am writing from Hitler V, leader of Nazi Germiny. He says he is declaring war on all non-nazis. He is fulfilling his Great Great Grandfather’s wishes. He told me he had a dream. It was a swastika on the earth. He says that means all nazi germans will rule the world. Hitler V says all who turn will be turned by brute force. He says by doing this he is representing all nazi regions and his region(axis powers).

General Rommel

I suggest you don't bother. Our hentai based weaponry would crush you, though if you are lucky, a certain authoritarian nation may come to the rescue as they have before to protect imperialism by n00bs.

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We will declare war on you. IDF would love to annihilate you Nazis. Long live Israel.

IT's the our job to takeover the world. So we get rid of you.

We also declare war on you, NAZI Germiny

While I like german named military organization, I REALLY suggest you cease and surrender to my squirt gun patrol.

OOC: Someone get AMF to kick this nub's arse. I'd do it myself, but I just don't have his gift for utter annihilation :(

IC:

"Sir, some upstart nation is proclaiming war against all non-Nazis." reported an aide to Executor Xavier Davidson.

"Bah. We obliterated the last moronic Nazi nation (OOC: See thread about war on Greece and Cyprus. I nuked his ass to hell), let someone else deal with it."

Afterwards, he went back to sleep.

What is your miltary strength and do you have allies? We wish to know this as to detirmine if we got involved that it would be a fair confilct.

Sincerely yours,
The Peoples Republic of Izistan.

You cannot stand the great tiger and panther tanks they beat the abraams.

Not if they're outnumbered 100 to 1 of yours :D

As soon as I am done with Demonic Terrorists, I will crush you for humoring me. I am not a humorous man.

Secretary to the Deputy of Foriegn Affairs Minister
Grenval
(We consider your threat so minimal that we had or secretary to not the Foriegn Affairs Minister but to the Deputy of Foreign Affairs Minister, write this reply.)

West Scotland, being particularly busy and caught up in international and domestic affairs...you know, a civil war and all that good stuff...has not had time to draft up a lengthy response.

Thus, the sole reply to this declaration of war would be..."We P4WN j00! Nyah, nyah."

Actually, we never thought of Rommel. However...we....er....still pawn you. Sorry.

Don't fall asleep you guyz we have the best tank commnder in history on our side.Rommel,ever think of that.

DGNT supports your war effort and will send 20,000 gallons of Dihydrogen Monoxide to aide your domination.

We really want to test our hentai-based weaponry, so don't get on our bad side, NG. Trust me, you don't want trouble from us.

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Our T-1's would beat your Tiger and Panther tanks.
(OOC; I assume you are Modern Tech?)

As soon as I am done with Demonic Terrorists, I will crush you for humoring me. I am not a humorous man.

Secretary to the Deputy of Foriegn Affairs Minister
Grenval
(We consider your threat so minimal that we had or secretary to not the Foriegn Affairs Minister but to the Deputy of Foreign Affairs Minister, write this reply.)

As soon as you crush ME!? Brat, please, I'm still a bad guy. And I'm far too proud to be defeated by the likes of you. I have many, many, many dangerous allies!

We our planning to kill with our jet messersamits.There is only one way to kill a tiger or a panther and that is to shoot it in the butt.

Yeah, DGNT. That H20 is really gonna help his war effort.

"Here, men! Drink this magic juice!"
"Sir, this is water!"
"Shut up!"

And nazi germany, oh no we are shaking in our shoes for fear of your mighty 88mm flak guns and 28mph top speed.

Lunatic Retard Robots your next tomorrow just like the region Ukraine.

Damnit DT, keep it within the thread. Now to be a hypocrit, I deploy 10,000 M1A2 Abrams to DT, because he just pissed me off some more.

We our planning to kill with our jet messersamits.There is only one way to kill a tiger or a panther and that is to shoot it in the butt.

Or blow it to hell.

Im glad im not this type of noob.

The Kingdom of Canan hereby claims your nation IGNORED for life.

Don't fall asleep you guyz we have the best tank commnder in history on our side.Rommel,ever think of that.
He got beat

Lunatic Retard Robots your next tomorrow just like the region Ukraine.

Oh my!

*Breaks out EFOGM anti-tank missiles*

Also did you think I was alone there are other nazi regions like Nazi Duetschland Axis, Nazi Europe, The Aryan Alliance, Redbaron, and Third Reich. Forgot my region axis powers.Also Rommel didn't get beat he was killed by Hitler for conspiriaring against him.

We our planning to kill with our jet messersamits.There is only one way to kill a tiger or a panther and that is to shoot it in the butt.

DUDE! You are so living in the 1930s and 40s... THIS IS 2004! While your tiger tanks only have 88mm flak guns our T-90SX's have 140 mm ETC cannons... those would blow your tanks away MILES before our tanks came into range of yours... IN THE FRONT TOO! Also my nations in the pacific.

Also did you think I was alone there are other nazi regions like Nazi Duetschland Axis, Nazi Europe, The Aryan Alliance, Redbaron, and Third Reich. Forgot my region axis powers.Also Rommel didn't get beat he was killed by Hitler for conspiriaring against him.
El Alamin, didn't he get beat there, or did he just give up?

Rhommel commited suicide. And do the other facists support you?

Also did you think I was alone there are other nazi regions like Nazi Duetschland Axis, Nazi Europe, The Aryan Alliance, Redbaron, and Third Reich. Forgot my region axis powers.Also Rommel didn't get beat he was killed by Hitler for conspiriaring against him.

Yes... but at least they have MODERN weaponry and dont try too take over the world!

Also canan I can destroy you I have more population noob. I been round longer than you.

Here is some rather shocking news for you : nobody who seriously roleplays is alone. Attack anyone, and undoubtedly there will be those who come to their aid.

If you do prove yourself to be an able roleplayer (which is entirely possible, at least you capitalize and type nicely! ;)), but continue your policies, you will find yourself on the wrong side of some pretty powerful alliances.

Automagfreek was made in March 03 and went to war with a December 02 nation, and won.

Also...*tap tap*...I can beat the living daylights out of you, run you over twice, and destroy you...

Im glad im not this type of noob.

The Kingdom of Canan hereby claims your nation IGNORED for life.


I agree wholeheartdly with Canan. I am sad though that so many of the new players are like this

Also canan I can destroy you I have more population noob. I been round longer than you.
But there is no one to help you, also most of the other people posting here are much larger than you, so by your logic can beat you.

You guyz can leave this is none of your business. I was trying to lure someone from north america here, and none of you guyz are from north america.

Very well, if you wish...TG them next time, though...

(you DID say Nazi v World)

You guyz can leave this is none of your business. I was trying to lure someone from north america here, and none of you guyz are from north america.

OOC:ummm I live in the United States(Atlanta, Georgia too be specific)

OOC: RL or NS?

OOC:RL

General Diego: Shoot the americans, not the germans.

OOC::Shoots Gen Diego: damn nazi.

IDF STARTS ATTACK

USS ALABAMA SSGN-76
"Captain," called the Radio operator. "We have an EAM from fleet command."

"Alert 1," ordered the Captain.

"Alert1, Alert 1, all hands man your battlestations for EAM," called the Cob on the 1MC.

"verify it," ordered the captain.

"Alfa, tango, uniform, oscar, kilo, november, echo, foxtrot, mike, lima, zulu," read the XO.

"I confirm," said the rest of the officers.

"We are ordered to fire our 156 TLAM cruise missiles at Nazi Germany, targets are air bases, air ports, sea ports, harbors, trade centers, military targets, government centers, and transportation infrastructure," read the Captain. "9 other subs are going to do the same."

"'bout time we stepped up to those Nazi scum," said the XO. "1,560 TLAMs wooeey."

"take us up to 150 feet launch depth," ordered the captian.

"Fire missiles," ordered to the CO. in 10 minutes all had fired

OOC: I'm from North America...

Ooh just another setup germiny. I am still watching you to you renegade general.

Nazi Germiny where do we set the mines. Remember we are getting paid in land for this.

First I am Mexican, moron.Also you can't find renegade generals.

OMFG! Attack of the June 2004 Nazis, lets all take them out. IDF has more than they have combined. Go Israel and Jews, the Nazis will die here in this war

You cannot stand the great tiger and panther tanks they beat the abraams.
the tiger and the panther are from the forties you retard.

Izistan, We are looking to destroy the region north America.

An Abrams also has computer targting, better armor, and bigger guns. It could kill many of your tanks before you know we are there.

OOC: Oh...(Damn, I've been here since 2003 and have yet to involve my self in a conflict.)

First I am Mexican, moron.Also you can't find renegade generals.

OOC:Heh... Mexican... :resists urge too make a racial joke:

Do us a favour leave we are trying to take a great region here.

Lets not forget all the mistakes Rommel made, he couldn't stop D-Day, because he underestimated the force of the allies. A competent General would look after all means of victory and NOT go to his wifes birthday in Berlin.

but anyways, are you sure you want to do this Nazi Germiny (if you havent started already. And you spelled Germany wrong) Like it says in your post, everyone against you. Technically that would mean... OVER 750 000 nations against your nation of less than 60 million.

Do us a favour leave we are trying to take a great region here.
Why should we?

Nazi Germany, post losses from the 1,560 cruise missiles at various targets. It is part of RPing. Post damage and deaths

We have been try to take this region. We were so close, until you morons come in.

We have been try to take this region. We were so close, until you morons come in.
Well others have the right to thwart your plan, don't they?

OOC: May I ask how we prevented your regional invasion? This shouldn't be in International Incidents then.

no you don't this war between the region Axis Powers and The Great America has been goin on since Jun 11,2004 we can call the big guy if needed.

Nazi Germany, post losses from the 1,560 cruise missiles at various targets. It is part of RPing. Post damage and deaths

I ask again. post losses

Why are all of you founded on the same day?

We are declaring war on NG. A starfleet of 5 frigates and 25 fighters is being sent.

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Who is founded on the same day. If they did I have to kill them.

Letila you can't attack a enemy if you don't kno where your at.

Who is founded on the same day. If they did I have to kill them.
You, Nazi Germiny, Gen Diego, Africa Core, SS Division, all founded on the same day, you and your allies apear to all be created the same day. Why is that?

Nazi Germany, post losses from the 1,560 cruise missiles at various targets. It is part of RPing. Post damage and deaths

I ask again. post losses

Nazi Germany I attacked you now tell me what my missiles did

All axis powers retreat we have to store fore the war tommrow for Operation RUK

IDF don’t attack a enemy where you don’t know where their at.

OOC: So where is your nation located?

Syrai we were made on the same day because one of my friends showed us the website and created us nations

Izistan Izistan Izistan, Why would I tell you.

It's kind of hard to hide a country, isn't it?

hidding i am not hidding, look at my regional page it states where am.

Axis powers.... hmmmm :roll:

IDF don’t attack a enemy where you don’t know where their at.
We know where you are because when you create a nation your location is given to all nations. you are in Germany and I bombed your land, post damage

hidding i am not hidding, look at my regional page it states where am.
Then why do you advise against attack? if we know where you are...

I'll make it easy for you guys since I am in the region Germany.

zoen-oz i ought to eject you for that but i am not.

Letila you can't attack a enemy if you don't kno where your at.

We know where you are. The fleet will arrive very soon.

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
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I like big butts!
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You said you take on the world. We say that makes it fair game for our magitech. *cackles*

Forces:
16 Sakura-class Skyships
400 Mark III BMTs [3 crew each]
600 R-10 APCs [3 crew + 5 GI]
200 S-1 AA mobile missile guns [4 crew]
300 S-2 artillery [3 crew]
400 Phoenix rotary-fixed helos [2 crew]
And 1400 support personnel

They will be teleported in very soon. *omnious silence*

zoen-oz i ought to eject you for that but i am not.
how many are dead from my attack?

Lure have you heard of it fair game

No deaths except every non aryan and spainish. Each second some one dies if you don't stop sending missles

No deaths except every non aryan and spainish. Each second some one dies if you don't stop sending missles

[OOC- This is a Godmod- read the sticky. http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15957 ]

for you each doomduckstan person in my country will be making a deal with the devil if you do that.

I own the world now muhahahahahahaha.

--Somewhere in Nazi Germany--

Static crackles on an open stretch of moorland; wind makes the grass ripple like a stormy ocean. The very fabric of the universe seems to stretch, and then there is an army standing there, an army ready for war. The static subsides, and soon there is calm, save for the hum of Highlander-Leigh engines.

Massive peach-pit shaped skyships hover above, their hulls studded with weaponry ranging from SAMs, to Trebuchet missiles, to heavy 'casters. Their radar comes online, scanning the sky and ground for enemies.

One by one two score helos lift off, lock their rotors, and zoom off over the landscape, scouting for enemies.

:twisted: I am executing every IDF civilian by throwing them into my coliueseum.

I do not car fore civilians so they will all be killed. Religious civilians to the eagles. Normal gun squad kills them. Jews sent to concentration camps. Weyr, If you don’t want people to die, don’t even try it.

I won from beginnig to end. I own the world.

No, I ate the world. You rule my lower intestine.

Time to deploy another psychological weapon.
*All the TVs in NG turn on and the last few minutes of Raiders of the Lost Ark play*

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
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yes, you rule the world now... :roll:

I won from beginnig to end. I own the world.
uh hello! GODMOD! You are hereeby ignored... thank you for wasting our time... DUMBASS!

No deaths except every non aryan and spainish. Each second some one dies if you don't stop sending missles
I targetted your military, some of them have to die (in the 10,000s). If not then you are a godmodder and everyone will ignore your nation thus it won't exist.

I am now sending 6,500 more missiles.

We already did. *chuckables*

And now . . . except that Weyr did not have the said forces, and they were only dummies. Dummeis filed with enough explosive matter to make the US nuclear aresnal look like a box of matches! *cackling*

BOOM! The world explodes! Or, at lesas the part ruled by Nazi Germany. To be more exact -- several thousand tons worth of thermonuclear weapory, augmented by Alchemy, teleported into the heart of the Ruhr, just went off.

The Strategic Services of Penpusher Confederacy have decided to try an assassination attempt on Hitler V, for his idiotic attempt to conquer the world will RIP HIS DAMN COUNTRY APART AND KILL HIS DAMN PEOPLE :D

IDF should use Mossad to capture this madman.
RL Mossad = pwn

Edit: This Hitler V guy will end up no better than that Adolf Eichmann guy Mossad captured in the 60's.

[quote="Letila"]I suggest you don't bother. Our hentai based weaponry would crush you, though if you are lucky, a certain authoritarian nation may come to the rescue as they have before to protect imperialism by n00bs.[quote]

:shock: You're a peevert... :x Hentai!!!! Fire skillets and mallets of doom at the pervert!!! :evil:

OOC: I know this is godmoding somewhat. I don't care, because this guy's an idiot.

As Hans Schumacker, a Germin hippie hired by the Strategic Services of Penpusher Confederacy, cycled his M24 (.308 Winchester) rifle's bolt, he aimed at the dictator's head and fired. Hitler V is dead.

OOC:Ok, looks like this will have to be settled the good old "bayonet in the heart" way.....
IC:The entire Skaven military is organizing to kick some flamboyant a**,
Prepping:
1st Stormvermin division(10,000)

1st, 2nd, 3rd Clanrat Division organizied into 1st Clanrat Corps(30,000)

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Slave Division organized into 1st Slave Corps(30,000)

1st Mounted Division(mixture of Stormvermin and Clanrat)(15,000)

OOC:Too tired to post what amred with, Germany, feel free to execute civillians, then disease will be rampent as my rat-men aren't very hygene concerned :twisted: .

*Eats NG*
There we go.

Hey, I wanted to poorly treat his civillians.....

*Regurgitates civilians,*
*Wipes them off*
There ya go! :D

*Theme Music*

...And in recent news, authorities have recently apprehended an insane lunatic off the streets that claims that he owns the world. The individual was wearing a faded and ripped pink sweatshirt, old stonewashed jeans, and flip-flop sandals, answers to the name of "Nazi Germiny", and sought to destroy all non-Aryan peoples of the world.

Bystanders commented, "He was crazy and waving around a big stick. Whenever anyone would walk near him, he'd roar and hobble over, holding that stick of his over his head."

An officer on the scene stated, "He was being a potential danger to all pedestrians on the street. We had to take him off. Besides, it's -10 degrees out here, and he'd freeze soon."

Our correspondent in the state asylum communicates to us that doctors and psychiatrists at the facility have declared this man's condition irreversible and recommends a nice padded cell where the man can rave about taking over the world as much as he wants to the walls and a healthy dose of the IGNORE cannon.

That's all for our news today, folks! Good night, and tune in again this time tomorrow!