Demonic Terrorists
26-06-2004, 01:18
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Sarzonia
26-06-2004, 02:08
Richard Wilcox, the Sarzonian ambassador to Roach-Busters, listened to the Demonic Terrorists' shrill whining for a condemnation of Roach-Busters in the United Nations and spent the next 10 minutes laughing uncontrollably. He placed a call to President Mike Sarzo.
Nothing.
"That's strange," Wilcox said. He tried the President's executive telephone (aka, "the Bat Phone"). Nothing. He called the President's direct phone number. Nothing.
Finally, he called the President's cell phone.
"Sarzo."
"Thank God, Mr. President. What just happened," Wilcox asked, trying to stifle a laugh.
"We just got bombed by Cam III. The Gray House was destroyed and Parliament Hall was badly damaged in the attack."
"Oh," Wilcox said. Any impulse he had to joke or laugh about the Demonic Terrorists' claims evaporated into the smoke from the candle on Wilcox's kitchen table.
"I'm sorry to bother you, then Mr. President," Wilcox said, crestfallen.
"What do you need?"
"Demonic Terrorists just asked the United Nations to condemn Roach-Busters." Wilcox couldn't see Sarzo roll his eyes at the mention of Demonic Terrorists.
"I'm not quite in a position to issue a statement here, so you'll have to handle it," Sarzo said.
"Understood, Mr. President." Wilcox hung up the phone. Sarzo put his away and smacked the top of his forehead with the palm of his hand in frustration.
"Same s***, different day," Sarzo grumbled to no one in particular.
Wilcox called a press conference and several reporters from Roach-Busters television networks and newspapers huddled around the Sarzonian ambassador.
"The Incorporated States of Sarzonia hereby calls upon the United Nations to ignore the Demonic Terrorists' efforts to have Roach-Busters condemned based upon spurious evidence.
"In addition, Sarzonia condemns Demonic Terrorists for not choosing to outline their case in a manner befitting a professional national government," Wilcox said.
Wilcox opened the floor to questions from the reporters.
Generic empire
26-06-2004, 03:43
Richard Wilcox, the Sarzonian ambassador to Roach-Busters, listened to the Demonic Terrorists' shrill whining for a condemnation of Roach-Busters in the United Nations and spent the next 10 minutes laughing uncontrollably. He placed a call to President Mike Sarzo.
Nothing.
"That's strange," Wilcox said. He tried the President's executive telephone (aka, "the Bat Phone"). Nothing. He called the President's direct phone number. Nothing.
Finally, he called the President's cell phone.
"Sarzo."
"Thank God, Mr. President. What just happened," Wilcox asked, trying to stifle a laugh.
"We just got bombed by Cam III. The Gray House was destroyed and Parliament Hall was badly damaged in the attack."
"Oh," Wilcox said. Any impulse he had to joke or laugh about the Demonic Terrorists' claims evaporated into the smoke from the candle on Wilcox's kitchen table.
"I'm sorry to bother you, then Mr. President," Wilcox said, crestfallen.
"What do you need?"
"Demonic Terrorists just asked the United Nations to condemn Roach-Busters." Wilcox couldn't see Sarzo roll his eyes at the mention of Demonic Terrorists.
"I'm not quite in a position to issue a statement here, so you'll have to handle it," Sarzo said.
"Understood, Mr. President." Wilcox hung up the phone. Sarzo put his away and smacked the top of his forehead with the palm of his hand in frustration.
"Same s***, different day," Sarzo grumbled to no one in particular.
Wilcox called a press conference and several reporters from Roach-Busters television networks and newspapers huddled around the Sarzonian ambassador.
"The Incorporated States of Sarzonia hereby calls upon the United Nations to ignore the Demonic Terrorists' efforts to have Roach-Busters condemned based upon spurious evidence.
"In addition, Sarzonia condemns Demonic Terrorists for not choosing to outline their case in a manner befitting a professional national government," Wilcox said.
Wilcox opened the floor to questions from the reporters.
Emperor Vladimir Kreschnev sipped his coffee and read the Sarzonian statement, chuckling uncontrollably.
"I must say, friends, thats the first intelligent thing I've heard all night."
OOC: amen to that Sarzonia