NationStates Jolt Archive

That's right people all illegal drugs all the time. And you can buy them for 'cheap'! We have cocaine, crack, heroin, maryjane, estacy, pcp, lsd, poppers, speed, cloud, special K, youme, joker, afterlife, and much, much more! Just ask and you shall recieve. However we will need to see cash before we even think abouting giving you anything. Unless you are a little rich kid who happens to be very bored in which case you get free samples of everything! Anyway post your order now before the UN busts this thing wide-open! (And/or this nation becomes an ex-nation just like SD01.)

I want everything you have just tell me the price

Actually I need to know the quanity inorder to know how much to charge you. By quanity I mean like do you want a dime sack of everything in storage or a c-sack? I mean what the heck do you want?! I'm not physic or sumthing! I'm just a person with a hella of a lot of drugs that I have no problem sampling.

So....where is this place anyway?

So....where is this place anyway?

Can't tell you on account of the fact that it's a secret. You know to elude the wandering hordes of crackheads and whatever that are looking for it.

Would you like Us to send some pyschologists and what not to treat you?
Because quite honestly you need mental aid.

I'd like half a ton of coke please. Payment on delivery.

You seem like a nice kid so I'll bite. Ten kilos of your finest cocaine.
Telegram me for the drop off site and the cash pickup site.

Hmmm...unfortunate. In any case, could you tell me if this drug shop is run by your nation or some private enterprise operating under your nations name?

I want kilo's of everything?

Maniaca- That information is classified.
CG- Sorry had to elude the cops Maniaca sent after us. Um okay that is one kilo of everything... Is that all you want? A kilo? Why not more??! Whatever the delivery is on the way via plane please have the payment there waiting. This is SuddenDeath02 signing off.

Informal note from LasProd.

Given our nations bumper opium harvest this year, we would like to perhaps negotiate the sale of a large part of this (the rest is being used for medical supplies or being synthesised into diamorhpine for medical use as well).

20 tons of your best ganja please.

300 Tons of Opium please.

OOC: This is a secret plan no one knows about.


IC:

Operation: Drug-Overrun

AZ Government and AZ Armed Forces are trying to trace where the shipments are comming from and are attempting to freeze all money transfers. These drug dealers will be found and shut down, by force if needed the AZ Special Forces stand ready.

OOC: This is the base for an RP, no one knows about this operation yet, I will post allot more my next post on a diffrent thread.

Maniaca- That information is classified.
CG- Sorry had to elude the cops Maniaca sent after us.

Cops?? Don't make me laugh. If we had any interest in shutting down your operation here, we'd bring out the big guns. I mean like army men and choppers.

Cops?? Don't make me laugh. If we had any interest in shutting down your operation here, we'd bring out the big guns. I mean like army men and choppers.



I'm already working on that, as soon as Irondin replys to a TG I sent him concerning this I'm sending in the AZ Ranger Force. We have not yet located the place where the drugs are comming from which is why I sent a TG to Irondin who I'm hoping has Sats. Mine where all blown up in the AZ/Daylam War. If we locate this we will be in and out within 24 hours I'm hoping. :mp5:

Lasatania
We are indeed intrigued by your offer. We will send information regarding an acceptable deal. If you agree with it merely send word back.

Mackia
Order confirmed please wire coordinates for drop-off. Bring cash with you.

The Parthians
Order confirmed please wire coordinates for drop-off. Bring cash with you.

Apple Zer0
We have eyes and ears everywhere, because we are the dictators of our demise not you or anyone else. We have learned of your plans and trust me you will never find out where we have our base. However I will state that it is not within our own borders. It is however within a very large nation who is a friend of ours.

Maniaca
Please proceed to growup it was a friggin' joke.

Representatives of your country and storefront as well as citizens are now placed on the EOL watch-list as drugs are banned in Layarteb. We hope we can avoid any conflicts.

Representatives of your country and storefront as well as citizens are now placed on the EOL watch-list as drugs are banned in Layarteb. We hope we can avoid any conflicts.

Only the storefront and certain sectors of our government deal in drugs, the rest of the country has mixed reactions regarding drug use and sell. So you are really jumping the gun. Oh, well we want sell anything inside your borders. However if we sell things outside your borders which somehow make it into your country oh,well.

SD02 I made you an offer you shouldn't have refused now you fullfill my order or they never find the bodies. And don't come at me with that eyes and ears everywhere crap. I have a nation of freaks at my disposal. So you give me my stuff or you never see the light of day again. Clear?! Good ya' stoopid littal wanker.

Only the storefront and certain sectors of our government deal in drugs, the rest of the country has mixed reactions regarding drug use and sell. So you are really jumping the gun. Oh, well we want sell anything inside your borders. However if we sell things outside your borders which somehow make it into your country oh,well.

Then they shall be held accountable, that's how that works. Unless it is government sanctioned but we have already taken that variable out of the equation.

The following is a message from the Zapan Tourist Board:

Greetings fellow world-citizens! The Zapan Tourist Board invites all you connosouirs of fine mind altering substances to try Zapan's world-famous Green Dreams!

Herein you may find an abundance of mind altering substances of various qualities, quantities, and genetic composition. Everything is legal, and nothing will be denied!*

Come visit Zapan today, you and your mind will be at ease. You will thank yourself for it!

Dial ZAPAN-555-1212 or send a message for party reservations and general information.

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* Zapan preaches responsibility above all else. You will be held accountable for all actions done while under the influence of mind altering substances. Green Dreams provides a safe location for any mind altering substance, has a well trained medical group on-staff, and has a full detox procedure "in the back." Substances may not be removed from the premises, and are only for personal use. All actions in Zapan are archived and accountability is gaurenteed.

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(fake spam! my attempt at rp!)

drop off-
Shah Industries Corporate Headquarters- Persepolis, Parthia.

Lasatania
We are indeed intrigued by your offer. We will send information regarding an acceptable deal. If you agree with it merely send word back.

Mackia
Order confirmed please wire coordinates for drop-off. Bring cash with you.

The Parthians
Order confirmed please wire coordinates for drop-off. Bring cash with you.

Apple Zer0
We have eyes and ears everywhere, because we are the dictators of our demise not you or anyone else. We have learned of your plans and trust me you will never find out where we have our base. However I will state that it is not within our own borders. It is however within a very large nation who is a friend of ours.

Maniaca
Please proceed to growup it was a friggin' joke.



How did you "learn" of my plans if I may ask?

Anarchy 92 would like to purchase 1 ton of everything.

Money to be wired on confirmation