NationStates Jolt Archive

:shock: Prime Minister Cornelius Fudge has on this day declared war on The Unholy Empire of Da Sevud Ed. Fudge has stated that the Wolrd has too many evil Muggles in this world. "I have heard that they have made the enslaved human their National animal and they make them take baths standing on their heads," said Fudge. Minister Fudge is also reported that Leaky Cauldron is after their Uranium mines and squeaky bath toys. Secretary of Defense Delores Umbridge has reported that the air force of Leaky Cauldron will consist of 10,000 Norwegian Ridgebacks. "They'll be in for a hot time tonight, " says Umbridge. Umbridge. Umbridge has also stated that the ground force will consist of 2000 giants and 2000 wizards/witches armed with several spells including the Bat Bogey hex and Wingardium Leviosa(The floating spell). "They throw anything at us and we can levitate it right back in their face", says Fudge.

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"This . . . should be interesting," Lord Ash chuckles, pulling out a bag of popcorn, his eyes on the trid projection coming out of the 'net crystal, which glows with a pale azure light.
"Oh? Another war?" High King Alicia asks, plopping down onto the couch.
"Yep," Ash nods, settling back.
"Why?"
"Does it matter?" Ash shrugs. "Something about national animals."
"Guess not," Alicia giggles.