Declaration of independence
Evil Geeks
25-06-2004, 02:34
We, the people of Evil Geeks hereby declare our independence from the Dictatorship of Socialist Cockroaches. We would like to swap embassies and bases and begin free trade with and become military allies of all nations that are fascist, communist, or terroristic.
Red Tide2
25-06-2004, 02:36
OOC::stares:... okay... when did you learn too RP?
Evil Geeks
25-06-2004, 02:39
Dark Lord Geeksay's goals are:
To restore democracy...
Broaden our horizons...
Explore the faded frontier of tomorrow...
Expand our horizons...
Pursue internationalism...
Restore democracy...
Why do you wish to declare independence?
Evil Geeks
25-06-2004, 02:41
Thank you for asking! Because Socialist Cockroaches is now occupied by coalition forces, we want to wash our hands of their bad influence, pursue internationalism, and restore democracy.
Evil Geeks
25-06-2004, 02:44
Lol, accidently double-posted.
Demonic Terrorists
25-06-2004, 02:47
Because we are vehemently pro-fascist, militantly pro-communist, staunch supporters and sponsors of international terrorism, and genocidal maniacs, we're sure we're to your liking! We accept all your offers!
Ain't bein' evil SWELL? :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:twisted: :twisted:
Doodoo Heads
25-06-2004, 02:48
Duh...let us fink 'bout it f'r awhile...
West Scotland
25-06-2004, 02:49
Dark Lord Geeksay's goals are:
To restore democracy...
Broaden our horizons...
Explore the faded frontier of tomorrow...
Expand our horizons...
Pursue internationalism...
Restore democracy...
And yet...you wish to ally with facists and terrorists? Sorry, I don't condone this.
Socialist Cockroaches
25-06-2004, 02:51
We don't recognize your independence. We would invade, except that we have no government or army and we are being occupied by the militaristic imperialist rogue nations of Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, Sarzonia, The Dark Nexus, Crimson blades, The Metroids, and others! :x :x :x
Soapy Nipples
25-06-2004, 02:55
We'll send 25 marines to help preserve your independence...for a price. :wink:
Roach-Busters
25-06-2004, 03:04
Dark Lord Geeksay's goals are:
To restore democracy...
Broaden our horizons...
Explore the faded frontier of tomorrow...
Expand our horizons...
Pursue internationalism...
Restore democracy...
Could you be more specific, please? :?
Evil Geeks
25-06-2004, 03:09
I beg of you all, please help me in whatever way you can! Our past militarism, criminalism, totalitarianism, etc. were imposed on us by our puppet masters, Socialist Cockroaches! If we can break free- with your kind support- a new era will begin, an era of peace with all nations, democracy, social equality, and freedom. But we need your help!