NationStates Jolt Archive

NASBC News
"...earlier today a suicidal terrorist group of Jewish militants attacked the Annual Belsin Golf Tournament, killing the NAS player and viciously attacking several others. They have barricaded themselves inside the clubhouse and refuse to reason with police until their demands are met..."

OOC: How's this for RP? Jewish terrorists attacking a Nazi nation! It's the essence of the phrase 'One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter'. :D

"We want" shouted the spokesterrorist, "We want no religious discrimination in the workplace fer promotions and suchlike. We want Jewish holidays to be officially recognised. And we want...Uh...We want...What do we want again?"
"*Mumble mumble*"
"Oh, right...We want less of you Nazi weirdos"
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"Uh" said a policeman, "What if we don't phone the Chancellor, then tell them we did?"
"No" said a second, his primary school anti-semitism kicking in, "No, they can read minds, and then they'll fly away"
"Can they really fly?"
"I think so. They said that at school"
"Must be true then"
"Yeah"
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"Chancellor Holst's office...Uhuh...Yeah...Yep...One moment please. Sir? Religious minority going psycho again"
"What minority?"
"Jewish bunch"
"Hrm...Shoot them?"
"Easiest option, sir"
"Yes...Shoot them"
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"Shoot them?" asked the policeman.
"Yes, *Crackle* 're sure" said the radio.
"Fine. Hans?"
"Sir?"
"Schutzstaffel. Here. Soon"
"Sir"
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"Shoot them?" asked the officer.
"Yep" replied the policeman.
"But there's other people in there"
"Only golfers, and they already shot Udel"
"Damn. I had a bet on him...TAKE AIM! FIRE!"
The clubhouse suffered sustained fire from eight automatic weapons and a pair of machineguns. Being made of wood, the rounds went straight through.
"ADVANCE!"
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Bodies found:

Karl Johanst, 32, accountant.
Dieter Stahl, 26, supermarket shelf stacker.
Jens Bannhurst, 30, rabbi.
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Helga Dahl, 28, golfing salesperson.
Adam West, 36, professional golfer (Generic Empire - Member of 'Golfing for Peace' charity)
Skittersnick, 12, unorthodox golfer (The Horned Rat - Previous convictions of pickpocketing, loitering with intent and necrophilia.)
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Klaus Udel, 37, professional golfer (NAS - Member of 'Golfing to Fund the Arms Industry' charity)

While Grenval would not have shot the terrorists, as long as this does not turn into genocide Grenval will not interfere as Grenval's priority is Sephrioth.

Foriegn Affairs Minister
Grenval

NAS Newspaper

...Today, the NAS began a mass evacuation of it's Jewish community, triggered by yesterday's terrorist attack. Goverment spokesmen claim 'We don't want them, but we have a good idea someone will'...

[code:1:fffcd37d5a] Secret offer: If you allow Joseph Mladic to broadcast his famous anti-semitic propaganda movie, "The Jewish Menace", in your nation, I'm sure we can get pogroms running wild in your nation. He also runs the newspaper "On the Attack", he does many things. If you allow him to, he can whip your people into an anti-semitic frenzy. [/code:1:fffcd37d5a]

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About Joseph Mladic.
Minister of Party Propaganda Joseph “The Jew Baiter” Mladic (39) the chief propaganda minister of Communist Mississippi. Renowned for his history of provoking Jews into exploding with rage against him on national TV while he maintained a calm and cool composure, he attempted to get Jews to come across as violent and mean people who don’t like to debate but rather attack enemies. One of his episodes of “Jew Baiting” resulted in him receiving a broken nose and a black eye when he told a Jewish man that, “Swine like you are only here because they didn’t kill enough of your grandparents during World War two.” He is the chief editor and the owner of the newspaper, “On the Attack”, and does the radio broadcast, “Exposing the Enemy”. His most famous quote, printed in his newspaper, is “The Jews are our misfortune.”