NationStates Jolt Archive


The Ultimate Infantry

Tyrandis
23-06-2004, 01:33
TNS Broadcast:

Today, government officials unveiled the top-secret project MORNING MUSUME, an endeavour to construct the ultimate soldier.

http://lagunadai.free.fr/Laguna/Morning%20Musume/MMGalerie/Salt5/salt505.jpg

Caption: The first MORNING MUSUME unit, codenamed Salt-5.

After three decades of painstaking genetic modification, the project has finally been finished, and available for public inspection.

Scientists at the Socotra Institute of Technology were contracted by the Tyrandisan government to create an improved soldier for the Armed Forces.

Beginning life as one of thousands of clones, Morning Musume soldiers are biologically enhanced and psychologically conditioned to render traditional infantry obsolete.

Through a series of methylation treatments while in the womb, the Morning Musume are carefully purged of any unwanted genes.

After the methylation of disastrous DNA code is completed, the embryos are then subjected to retroviral injections.

The retroviruses are artifically engineered to deliver desireable genes to each Morning Musume's central DNA code, ensuring that the resulting human posesses the best physical and mental status for war.

Upon birth, the fighters receive a series of electronic implants, designed for optimum efficiency in battle.

From the age of two, Morning Musume soldiers are trained for combat.

The first unit ever created, Salt-5, is being showcased today at SIT's Division of Biological Sciences.

Protests against the project have been numerous, claiming that the Tyrandis government is playing God in MORNING MUSUME. The TPD's Riot Control unit has since effectively crushed all such dissedents.
Tyrandis
27-06-2004, 03:37
OOC: Yes, this is a parody. Comments appreciated.

IC:

Several photos of MORNING MUSUME were made available from the government today:

http://lagunadai.free.fr/Laguna/Morning%20Musume/MMGalerie/Salt5/salt503.jpg
http://lagunadai.free.fr/Laguna/Morning%20Musume/MMGalerie/Salt5/salt501.jpg

Caption: Early training for newly formed Morning Musume fighters.

http://lagunadai.free.fr/Laguna/Morning%20Musume/MMGalerie/Salt5/salt507.jpg

Caption: The first of Final Generation, standing in front of the MORNING MUSUME seal.

http://lagunadai.free.fr/Laguna/Morning%20Musume/MMGalerie/Salt5/salt50.jpg

Caption: Another Final Generation soldier.

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In other news, public opinion continues to sour as more information of MORNING MUSUME units are released.

Polls conducted by TNS have indicated that the primary fear of most citizens is that the MM are an aberration against nature.

Nevertheless, government officials continue to press on with the MM project.
Roach-Busters
27-06-2004, 03:48
Any of these soldiers for sale? (You know, as mercenaries)
Tyrandis
27-06-2004, 04:03
To show the world the skills of the Morning Musume, the government will allow Roach-Busters the use of Salt-5 for one day, at no charge.
Northwestern Liang
27-06-2004, 04:08
OOC: Roach-Busters, you are totally clueless, arent you? Good job, Tyrandis, these things look deadly. :lol:
Tyrandis
27-06-2004, 04:17
OOC: Thanks. All the other super-soldier threads were too serious, so I figure I may as well inject some humor :lol:
Roach-Busters
27-06-2004, 04:22
OOC: Roach-Busters, you are totally clueless, arent you? Good job, Tyrandis, these things look deadly. :lol:

Don't mock me. I know this RP is supposed to be a joke. I still want some of those soldiers, though.
imported_Theseer
27-06-2004, 04:33
The Macabees
27-06-2004, 04:42
Do these soldiers commit deadly pleasure? :P
The Water Cooler
27-06-2004, 05:21
Oh, they look deadly.

Please send one in a create with air holes to us.

We shall pay you the going rate.

;)
Tyrandis
27-06-2004, 16:52
OOC: Mac, you are one sick bastard :P

IC:

Well... Morning Musume ARE trained to do anything... :?

And no, we will not allow any other nation to use these soldiers.
Central Facehuggeria
27-06-2004, 17:37
Could they beat AMF's sentinels? :wink:
Dontgonearthere
27-06-2004, 18:01
Massive heart attacs CF :)
Dra-pol
27-06-2004, 19:40
Ahaha!

Whatever happened to the Renai Revolution?

Won't somebody think of the children?



(We'll take eleven hundred for the next Mass Games, heh)
Tyrandis
27-06-2004, 19:48
I don't know about AMF's Sentinel Corps (although I've heard about what they did to New Spartha :shock:). Aside from that, I'm not going to claim that MM are superior, considering that I don't want to end up like Austo Hungary :lol:

And as I said before, these soldiers are not available for export to foreign nations.
Dra-pol
27-06-2004, 20:13
(Oh, don't think you won't regret keeping them to yourselves! They'll never reach their potential without proper Drapoel training in the performance of Reunificaiton Rainbow and A Billion Human Bombs For Kurosian I!
[cough]
Fine, no one understands me!
...Uhm. Don't be surprised when teams of singing Drapoel gymnasts turn up to abduct your infantry, though ;))
Tyrandis
27-06-2004, 20:20
:lol:
Tyrandis
28-06-2004, 00:25
bumpage
Al-Imvadjah
28-06-2004, 01:44
YIPPEEE!!! The end of Super Soldiers has finally arrived. May they Rest In Peace, forever.
and for our next act, let's try to destroy the type of godmoding where nations employ unatainable numbers of troops too.
Bonstock
28-06-2004, 02:22
---Secret Transmission---

To: Tyrandis Government
From: Bonstocknian Dept. of Defense Office of Advanced Research
Subj: Request a small group for test and evaluation

Dear Sirs,

The Bonstocknian government would like to request a purchase of a small group of these soldiers, perhaps a group of 10, so we can, for a period of 1 month, observe and take note of their abilities.

We are willing to pay large amounts of money for this cause.

Our regards,

-C. Montgomery Burns
Acting President, Federal Republic of Bonstock

---End transmission---
Tyrandis
28-06-2004, 02:46
http://www.kitty-ears.net/rainbownotes/covers/momusulovemachine.jpg
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We will provide the LOV-E unit at no charge, for one month.

Socotra Institute of Technology
Division of Biological Sciences
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Tyrandis
14-07-2004, 17:10
bump