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(Lets somehow turn this into a crazy globale crisis:) )
We Have Lost The Flagship Of The ECF Navy
The ECF Sovereign our Most Powerful Battleship
9 16' Guns
1 laser Turret
Mirrored Hull
Anti MIsslie System
800 Feet Long
3-d Radar
2 Fission Reactors

The Ship was on a peace Mission To The British Isles when we lost all contact.
If anyone has seen it please let us know


http://www.wapers.com/vehicles/battleship/battleship1024.jpg

As we informed another nation with a similar problem, all Gorkonian ships are currently bombarding targets within our borders and are not available for search and rescue operations. However if we see anything, unlikely as it is, we shall inform you.

Sorry, my skaven aren't very navy, but we have anti-ship weapons, if anything is sited, we'll let you know.

I'm worried these ships have very Advanced Sensors 3-d Radar,Sonar ect
They should have been able to dectect any hostile Movement.

bit careless loosing a huge ship like that! tie a rope to the back of it next time, then you will always be able to follow that and find it. But if i find it i will tell ya. (does it have your name on it)

Yes It does lol
It Says ECF Sovereign is big Gold Letters :)
How the fuck does a 67,000 very well armed ton battleship go missing :oops:

I saw that it was conscripted along with 3 small British warships and now is part of the mighty Iranian Navy

As most nations are aware, our military is almost non-existant in comparison with some people. That said, one of our three (soon to be four thanks to the ECF) navy vessels, the Worchester-class cruiser CMS Mirage, is not far from Europe as it is currently home to one of our ambassadors on a mission, and will move in and take a look around.

The Furion Imperial Navy is currently only a concept, and therefore unable to assist. If this ship should show up in our waters, the crew and ship will be promptly returned to you after a health inspection.

WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!??
Thank god there was No important Intel on that thing.
Whoever stole we demand it back now.

As most nations are aware, our military is almost non-existant in comparison with some people. That said, one of our three (soon to be four thanks to the ECF) navy vessels, the Worchester-class cruiser CMS Mirage, is not far from Europe as it is currently home to one of our ambassadors on a mission, and will move in and take a look around.
Ok I don't think the ship was stolen as we are freindly wiht the British.
The Crew is Trained to Fight to the death.

you know, whoever stole it is unlikly to give it back to a notion that says "whta the fudge" just declare war on them!!! arrrrrrghhhhhh

you know, whoever stole it is unlikly to give it back to a nation that says "what the fudge" just declare war on them!!! arrrrrrghhhhhh

The CMS Mirage has radioed in that it cannot find any ECF ships in the area. If it was there, it's not anymore. There is no sign of wreckage either.

The CMS Mirage has radioed in that it cannot find any ECF ships in the area. If it was there, it's not anymore. There is no sign of wreckage either.

The Chimpistani Navy said he found a fission reactor washed up on a beach the other day. Could be something to do with you?

Either way, we don't want it. If it's yours you can have it back. Otherwise, it goes to the highest bidder.

The Chimpistani Naval Fleet, being entirely oar-powered and moored at the boating lake, has no need for such fripperies.

can i have it? i always wanted a reactor thingie! i will give ya $10 for it! :D

I bid $10.10

The ECF Battleship Galaxy came across wreckage in the area.
We have recovered the Black Box.
It was caused by a reactor malfuntion which destoyed the entire ship.

The Galaxy has docked at Chimpistan and recovered what was left of the Reactor
You will be wired 100 Million for your tourbles.

We are recalling all ECF Battleships using this Type Of Reactor.
Most Of The Crew has survived

The ECF Battleship Galaxy came across wreckage in the area.
We have recovered the Black Box.
It was caused by a reactor malfuntion which destoyed the entire ship.

The Galaxy has docked at Chimpistan and recovered what was left of the Reactor
You will be wired 100 Million for your tourbles.

We are recalling all ECF Battleships using this Type Of Reactor.
Most Of The Crew has survived

Yesterday, at 2300, radars from the ARoSS (Aiborne and Ground) spotted an unidentified ship, that did not answer radio calls. Latitude was 43 degrees North 45 degrees West.

awww spoil sport! i wanted that reactor thingie!! :cry:

What would you do with it?
It's highly experimental.
When we docked we dected high levels of radiatoin in the area.


The Ship You Detected is the ECF Galaxy Heading Home at Maximum Speed.
we have insurted them to answer no calls and get home as soon as possible.
Simple becuase
I HAVE A BATTLESHIP to Delvier to an ALly

You should pour concrete around it, then dig under the block (cause your reactor will end up as a block of concrete) and put the block on a cargo ship. Then, the place where you will store that block is up to you.

i would look at it and boast to other nations about how i had a reactor thingie of course!
why is it going to end up as a block of concrete, dosent sound like thats making best use of it!

Why would you want a very very Dangours and Damaged Battleship Nuclear Reactor? And it's not going to end up as a block of Conceret because we are going to exmaine it. do you even know what a fission reactor is?
It's classified tech. It was our Flagship so it had the most advacned stuff.
Only The Galaxy is as Advacned as the Sov was.

If there is a ECF Class Nuclear Powered Battleship in your waters.
DO NOT BE ALARMED!
This was an freak accident. We think the cooling system was fultly.
Our Ships are safe and are NOT a Danger to your Cititzens.
We beleive our curret Reactor is safe.

We have found the Problem.
The New coolent we used Somehow caused an Chain Reaction that destoyred the Reactor :oops:

Will you proceed to the recovery, or let it kill everyone around?

:lol:

dont let it kill me!!!!! *orders all the nations people to hide in thier cardboard boxes* :shock:

We found half of it.
If anyone finds the other half they can keep it

oooo oooo oooo i am looking i am looking!! soooo errrrm wot does it do?

The only thing half a reactor can be is a dirty bomb.

OOC:
You know you should really be lining all your nuclear scientists up and having them shot. This sort of thiung would only becaused by the msot extreme incompetance of your entire nuclear program or deliberate sabotage.

oh and if you did have a reactor explosion then everyone will know exactly where it happened, the large pall of radioactive material ejected into the air is hard to miss.

Of course we aren't worried about having any of your vessels within our waters, they simply wouldn't be allowed in to begin with.

this reactor sounds very dangerous, is it really so much better than anything else that u have to design something that could kill millions of people. i think the shooting of those scientists is a good idea!!! Kill em all! and if i find any of your ships near my waters i will be very angry! (i will probably run away first but then be very angry) :D

After looking at the Wreckage we our concluding that it was caused by sabotage. Someone sabotaged the Cooling SYstem AND the Control system.
Therefor as far as we know the Temputure Shot up and no one even knew about it.
Were thinking a Space Nation did this for an unknown reason. No one else would be able to Get in and Survive the Conditions inside the cooling SYstem to destoy it.
Someone had to have hacked the control system or it would have shut down.

We have almost 400 Ships using this type of Reactor.
They are sourronded by 2 feet of Lead and Titanium. It has proven to be a very very very stable reactor.
It has the most advanced safety fetures.

If anyone has ANY idea who sabotaged our ship please let us know.

This had to be an Inside Job. We do have suspects.

Our Ships are going to be refitted in a year with a New Type Of Reactor ANyway.
With Fusion Reactors :lol:

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are you saying little green men came down and sabotaged ur ship? why would they do that? its not like it blew the world up or anything, even doing that would be a little pointless. so how are you going to stop ur ships being sabotaged again/ thats wot i wanna know!
well i think it might have been errrrm......
talking about loosing things, has anyone seen my cat? :cry:
Hey maybe it was my cat!!
no i will think a little longer about who might have done it!

Someone with Advanced Tech had to come in and disable the cooling system.
I'm clueless hear.

Someone with Advanced Tech had to come in and disable the cooling system.
I'm clueless hear.
Theres no way someone could have got past the grauds the cameras and the automated defesnse system.
Our Evidence showed that the Reactor was tampored with.

is it possible it could have been one of the guards, did any of them have the power to turn off the camras?

No as a matter of fact it's IMPOSSIBLE to turn off the System.

were they broken? cos that would be easy enough, just get a big hammer and hit the camera!

Theres more than one camera...................................................

ok so if there were lots of cameras then u must have got on film wot happened :?

We don't have cameras inside the reactor :lol: Kuz I'm sure that'd work :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Losing a Frigate is unfortunate, losing a battleship is just carelessness.

We will relay a message if the Imperial Navy finds anything, but if it fires on them they will sink it.

The ship or at least whats left of it is in a Radition sealed building.
Were trying to find out what happened.
The cooling system was somhow disabled either by a computer virus that was somehow sent to the ship or someone on board sabogeted it.

Oh right I see. Silly me thinking there was only one page.

It's ok were all crazy or at least thats whath the doctor told me :lol:

We have found the culperet.
A terroist cell planted a fake engineer in the ship. They kidnapped/killed the real one.
We will make sure he gets a slow painful death.

cut his toes off then work ur way up!! best way to keep them alive for a long time!! :twisted:

thats a great idea. :D

thats a great idea. :D It's also a felmale.

hehehe kill her slowly!!!!! :twisted: ooooo iam so evil i scare myself! i am meant to be a nice person!! :oops:

She said she wanted to end Facism.
So she will recive a painful death by Cheesegrater free of charge :D

a cheese grater yes ingeniuos!! have you made sure that u have got all the information u possibly can out of her?? there is no point killing her then thinking oh darn should have asked that!! has she told you who she is working for cos you should kill them too!! :twisted: just kill em all!!

OOC: You're both mad.

a cheese grater yes ingeniuos!! have you made sure that u have got all the information u possibly can out of her?? there is no point killing her then thinking oh darn should have asked that!! has she told you who she is working for cos you should kill them too!! :twisted: just kill em all!!
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHWWSAWAWAWAWAWA!
http://www.happycookers.com/images/ww000258.jpg

ECF, I suggest you not harm the female in ANY way. i WILL demolish you as best i can. I may not be the best RPer, but i stand up for females (even fake ones) so i suggest you let her go into my custody... i STRONGLY suggest you take that action...

We'd Cheesegrator Her or him!.
She fucking Blew Up our FLAGSHIP
KILLED 3,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE!
She will not be killed.
But she will be punished.

OCC My Military is much larger and probably more advanced than yours so don't pull crap :D

OOC: The Wickit Klownz, why are you threatening war over one person?

At The Wickit Klownz: So you want to start a war you can't win over ONE PERSON?
Who Killed 3,000 Incocent Men And Women Of the ECF navy?

its not a war over one person its a war over the deaths of lots of people!! and why the hell aint ya gonna kill her?? she bloody well deserves it, just cos she is female, wot about all this equality between the sexes??

OOC:
It's a shame that this thread has almost reached a conclusion. If I had seen it when it was starting I would have gladly come in to play the guilty party for the ships disappearance. I had an idea for the reason, too.

Give it up Klownz, your argument doesn’t have enough foundation to justify a war.

oh u boring arse, let them have their war if they want it!

ECF, I suggest you not harm the female in ANY way. i WILL demolish you as best i can. I may not be the best RPer, but i stand up for females (even fake ones) so i suggest you let her go into my custody... i STRONGLY suggest you take that action...
Guess what buddy, She IS getting the Cheesegrator it will be as slow and painful as possible because she killed 3,0000 innocent people. I will not stand for this I don't care if it is a man or a women I'd kill that person either way.

You want war?
BRING IT ON! We can smash you.

occ: I'm going to my uncles for 2 weeks and I may or may not have acces to a internet connection so only post once so I can respoande to it.

OOC: I suggest you buy a LOT of merchandise, because you will need it. My navy rivals many of those owned by far older nations, and my land and air forces are not far behind. One of my elite soldiers could very easily take out a platoon of your soldiers, due to genetic experiments and a new type of armor. Noone has even the slightest knowledge of their existence, not even OOC, excluding two nations. I was planning to declassify them soon anyways...

OOC: Those supersoldiers seem a little godmodded. Out of interest, how many ships do you have and who made them?

most likely more than you, and Challenger 2

BTW, the only way i have enough men to operate the navy, air, and land forces of my nation are two of my puppets who are ONLY military and have no economy or government because they are controlled by The Wickit Klownz. Every person born in their country is allowed a choice: work in the Wickit Klownz's Armed forces, or become a citizen of the Wickit Klownz and go from there. roughly %30 percent go to TWK's armed forces... in other words, two of my puppets are totally integrated into this nation, and are used as 1) places to get more soldiers, and 2) bases to help the Wickit Klownz extend it's militarys grasp in case of a far away ally being attacked...

the easiest way to think about it is to think of TWK as one country with three different locations...

OOC: I suggest you buy a LOT of merchandise, because you will need it. My navy rivals many of those owned by far older nations, and my land and air forces are not far behind. One of my elite soldiers could very easily take out a platoon of your soldiers, due to genetic experiments and a new type of armor. Noone has even the slightest knowledge of their existence, not even OOC, excluding two nations. I was planning to declassify them soon anyways...
I thought we were going to work this out in the other thread?
I think I told you about the NESE they should have no problem taking out your Elite Soliders. Armor my Aerse they are not even armed with Projectile Weapons.
Your dealing with a Very Advanced Nation.
Our Navy is massive and employs the latest in tech.
80% of our aormerments is custom built.

But lets reach an Agreement in the other Thread.
This would be a long and bloody war.

I thought we were going to work this out in the other thread?
I think I told you about the NESE they should have no problem taking out your Elite Soliders. Armor my Aerse they are not even armed with Projectile Weapons.
Your dealing with a Very Advanced Nation.
Our Navy is massive and employs the latest in tech.
80% of our aormerments is custom built.

But lets reach an Agreement in the other Thread.
This would be a long and bloody war.
i posted that before we resolved our differences in the other thread... and i never said that their armor was limited to protecting them from projectiles.... I had funding from a very large nation to help with the armor....

most likely more than you, and Challenger 2

I wouldn't be so sure about that, as Im a member of the Organisation of Maratime Powers. Regardless, I asked you how many. Should I indicate your silence to indicate that you are merely bluffing as to your strength?

lemme put it this way, i have enough to where me counting them all is more bothersome than you believeing i dont have them...

You dont know how many you have? But you built / bought them.... that doesnt make sense.

Incompetant governments *shakes head*

i have a RRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYYY long list that i dont feel like going through...

Post your really long list then.

bleh, lemme find it...and btw, when you look at it, remember that two of my puppet nations were created SOLELY to fund this nation's armed forces and provide soldiers...

Tell me how tough is your armor?
Our Phased Rifle is capable of blowing 1 foot wide Crators in Solid Granite. On Low Settings.
Lets not fight.

FUCK,i cant find the list, but i found another file where i had compiled all my forces, and it has naval vessels down as 3975... i forgot all about that list...

Tell me how tough is your armor?
Our Phased Rifle is capable of blowing 1 foot wide Crators in Solid Granite. On Low Settings.
Lets not fight.
then it might be able to take out half of their shields in one shot a half power.... im not telling you anything else about them until they are declassified...

4000 ships? For an April nation? Even with two puppets I dont think so...

by the way, it helped that a lot of them were given to this nation... doesnt help with up keep, which is bitch on my budget to buy more ships (which is exactly why i dont buy any anymore), but it helped that i didnt have to pay for them in the first place...and dont think that this is my oldest nation... you arent open minded as to puppets having puppets, are you?

4000 ships?
Well if they were given to you then they must be outdated.
Our navy of 1,345 ships are state of the art.

Can you post images on this new fourm?

OOC: Wicked Clownz - A nation of your type cannot support economically that number of ships, I can barely operate 1500 ships, and that is seperated into massive fleets. Even if your other puppet is bigger than you, it has no economy, remember! Using the current XML feeding economy calculator you have a defense budget of $2,284,570,413,290.81 - and according to your comment on how your army and air force are almost as good as your navy, the navy would get roughly 33% of that - $761'523'471'096 - Thats nowhere near the amount needed to complete annual refits, repairs, fuel costs, running costs and all the wages for the navy and all new purchases.

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Basically, don't godmod

i may not have many ships but what i have are the best there is. we would be a great help to anyone interested in a fight with someone else!!
and can you two stop argueing about who has the better armour, why dont u just blow each other up and that will settle it once and for all! whoever is left alive wins, sounds quite fair to me.

Furbs who did you buy your naval stuff off of? *checks to see if it's the best*