We will take control of the World
HandsettBattery
22-06-2004, 02:12
:twisted: let all who oppose us die and never rest
The Blooded Lands
22-06-2004, 02:14
Right...
OOC: hits head on moniter
IC: hits head on paper with this message and then hits head on table
I'll second that Right....
Drizzts Army
22-06-2004, 02:23
:roll: another newbie thinkign hes almighty just when he started. Man, does this ever get old :roll: *Fires Ignore Cannon*
OOC: Me first. Let's go, bitch!
IC: "Sir," the War Minister said, "another country is threatening to take over the world. Population five million."
The Lord Commander laughed heartily. "Can we nuke him yet?" he asked, half-seriously.
"No--you know our policy on warfare. Minimize civilian casualties."
The Lord Commander got himself another soda. "I'd bet everyone in his country is as stupid as he is. In that case, we'd be doing them a favor by nuking their major cities and castrating the rest."
"You're right, as always," the War Minister said. "I'll see about buying some nukes."
Macisikan
22-06-2004, 02:26
Official Response of the Government of the Holy Empire of Macisikan To Handsettbattery
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Sure.
Whatever.
We're sending an angry space hamster to poke your leader with a stick.
Issued by the Ministry of External Affairs
Automagfreek
22-06-2004, 02:27
Please people, stop feeding the troll. Stop posting.
"Mr. President, we have a dumbass here."
"Send him $10,000 and tell him to go to hell."
President Valentor
Sacqu
Sorry, AMF. I just take so much personal satisfaction out of belittling them. I suppose they take the same satisfaction from my responses, but let's face facts: we'll never really be rid of trolls, and whether they're amused or not doesn't really matter as long as real people are having fun.