Godmoding Unlimited
21-06-2004, 08:05
This is GU bringing you brand new technology that is totally awesome.
First up is the "Earth Destroyer" SUV the car for people who don't give a damn about the enviroment or common decency. This vehicle is incapable of flipping over because it is so friggin' big!!! It takes 2 million gallons of gas just to crank for three seconds! It comes with it's own satellite and space station! It houses thirty-three resturants and twenty-two amusement parks as well as a hospitital and crackhouse! But what is probably the most awesome thing is that it is only forty million dollars!!!
That's right $40,000,000 USD!!! I know we're just giving it away!!!
Next is the Atom smasher HDTV!!! It has the ability to destroy moon-size astroids and it plays over three million channels in extraordinary detail!!!
Plus it doubles as a god with the ability to answer prayers!!!
But the best thing is that it's only 200,000 USD!!!! I know it's nutz!!!
Following that is your standard Black Hole. Good for storage of anything especially hammers and big ass guns!!! And wouldn't you know you can actually kill people with one of these!!! And what's really awesome is that it only costs $250,000 for a pocket sized one. Really big ones cost as much as $20,000,000 USD! Wow!!!
Next is your standard gem of infinite power. After stealing the original gem from the X-men universe I replicated a whole mega ass load of them.
These things are good for everything!!! And they only cost $200,000,000 USD for one!!!! It's like I don't know what I'm doing!!! And I don't!!!
These are only a few of the great crap we have for you buy! buy right now! You have to, okay you don't, but it'd mean I'm not the only lunatic!!!
So freaking buy already!!!
First up is the "Earth Destroyer" SUV the car for people who don't give a damn about the enviroment or common decency. This vehicle is incapable of flipping over because it is so friggin' big!!! It takes 2 million gallons of gas just to crank for three seconds! It comes with it's own satellite and space station! It houses thirty-three resturants and twenty-two amusement parks as well as a hospitital and crackhouse! But what is probably the most awesome thing is that it is only forty million dollars!!!
That's right $40,000,000 USD!!! I know we're just giving it away!!!
Next is the Atom smasher HDTV!!! It has the ability to destroy moon-size astroids and it plays over three million channels in extraordinary detail!!!
Plus it doubles as a god with the ability to answer prayers!!!
But the best thing is that it's only 200,000 USD!!!! I know it's nutz!!!
Following that is your standard Black Hole. Good for storage of anything especially hammers and big ass guns!!! And wouldn't you know you can actually kill people with one of these!!! And what's really awesome is that it only costs $250,000 for a pocket sized one. Really big ones cost as much as $20,000,000 USD! Wow!!!
Next is your standard gem of infinite power. After stealing the original gem from the X-men universe I replicated a whole mega ass load of them.
These things are good for everything!!! And they only cost $200,000,000 USD for one!!!! It's like I don't know what I'm doing!!! And I don't!!!
These are only a few of the great crap we have for you buy! buy right now! You have to, okay you don't, but it'd mean I'm not the only lunatic!!!
So freaking buy already!!!