NationStates Jolt Archive

Today the United States of Holy Paradise was attacked by the extremely ultra left-wing radical terrorist group, the LPCHP, or the Liberals for Political Change in Holy Paradise. They attacked the National Capitol Building in Holy Paradise City(Pop. 20 million, including surrounding areas). 103 people were killed. All of them congressmen, including the 2nd most important person in the nation, Vice President Yates. I vow to my country's citizens that the LPCHP will be hunted down and killed. I ask all countries to please help me vanquish the murderers. I was great friends with V.P. Yates. and the rest of the murdered. I want all liberals to know that I'm not hunting down the LPCHP because they're liberals. It's because they attacked innocent people. Some of the congressmen killed were liberals, but were killed because they were friends with conservative congressmen. This country's political parties are united. So I implore you send military force to help Holy Paradise destroy the LPCHP. Here is a list of rewards for captured or killed leaders and most wanted terrorists who are in the LPCHP.

Jerry Mulitran Harring, Leader of the LPCHP: Reward: 10 million gold coins.
Muhammad Al-Hairf, 2nd in command of the LPCHP: Reward: 5 million gold coins
Faldo Geto Giovi, "Head General" of the LPCHP's terrorist militants: Reward: 2.5 million gold coins
Earl Warldo Fredd, Mastermind of the Holy Paradise Attack: 1 million gold coins.
Terry Georgia Harrington, Leader of the attack force that carried out the attack on Holy Paradise: Reward: 2 million gold coins.
-President John

OOC=are the LPCHP a real nation?? (im thinkin no??) and most ultra left wing groups would refuse to use violence

OOC=are the LPCHP a real nation?? (im thinkin no??) and most ultra left wing groups would refuse to use violenceJust work with me here!

Holy Paradise, please tell Roach-Busters what we can do to help.

OOC: Well, I would say you but don't exactly get the full intentions along with thier full goals.

Also, I secound that a major left winged nation would not do anything but go tree-hugger on em' (no offence to any tree huggers, I do it sometimes to get sap on my shirt)

Okay We have found a base by satellite. The base contains 2000 terrorists with AA guns. But they are right next to a bay. They haven't built a naval defense yet, but my country can't attack as we are too busy trying to elect new congressmen. We need a country's help to attack these terrorists. If you capture a terrorist, ask him where the leaders are.

All right. Would you like be to contribute troops? I can send up to 5,000 of my best trained marines. Plus, I'll wire you $10,000,000,000 to help your government pay for anti-terrorism efforts. Please let me know if you would like me to do so.

All right. Would you like be to contribute troops? I can send up to 5,000 of my best trained marines. Plus, I'll wire you $10,000,000,000 to help your government pay for anti-terrorism efforts. Please let me know if you would like me to do so.That will be perfect.

Glad to hear that. The money has been wired and the marines are on their way. By the way, may I build a military base in your nation? That way, if you are ever attacked again, I'll be able to lend a hand immediately, since I'll have forces already there.

PM Ellington Duke sends his regards and hopes that your nation will find a way out of your mess

Lady Lin Pak
Minister of Foreign Affairs
PRKS