Central Facehuggeria
21-06-2004, 00:24
OOC: Lol! Time to lay the smack-down upon some Imperial forces! I think DGNT will want to know about this too. #TAG# for more military "peacekeepers" to be mobilized and sent to SD.
Dontgonearthere
21-06-2004, 01:50
OOC:
WTF?
Your pissed cause you were beaten, so now your invoking the mighty George Lucas? Look, find a buddy to do this.
Mighty space empires dont just pop out of nowhere and invade people, and Earth is hardly weak.
Amoung other things there are about a hundred thosand ships from differnt countries in orbit, not counting missile defences, satilites, space stations and the rest.
Dontgonearthere
21-06-2004, 01:51
OOC:
WTF?
Your pissed cause you were beaten, so now your invoking the mighty George Lucas? Look, find a buddy to do this.
Mighty space empires dont just pop out of nowhere and invade people, and Earth is hardly weak.
Amoung other things there are about a hundred thosand ships from differnt countries in orbit, not counting missile defences, satilites, space stations and the rest.
Bonstock
21-06-2004, 01:58
"Well, we're on leave Larssen, what the hell are we supposed to do?"
"I dunno. the 6th Airborne has no real orders... lets go to McDonalds."
"All right."
They drove from their barracks. On the highway, they saw an Imperial Star Destroyer hover above.
"DAMN SHIT! WHAT THE F---S THAT!"
They got out. Suddenly, they were beamed up into it.
Some men questioned them. "Who are you?"
"We are the 6th Airborne Division, Army of the Federal Republic of Bonstock. I am Private Bengt Larssen, serial #30705751 and this is my friend Private Sven Perrsen, serial number 74035032."
"What were you doing?"
"We are, according to the Wolfish Convention on the Treatment of Prisoners of War, not entitled to give you any information beyond rank, n... ARGH!!!!" He was tazed. "What the... ARGH!!!!... This is a violation of... ARGH!!!!" He was on the ground, shaken up.
"You were saying?"
Breathing heavily, he said, "Who are you?"
"Oh, we're Bonstocknian, all right. Mercenaries, at least. We USED to be crew members on RBS Deflector. We were in prisoner interrogation. We wound up there because we were communist. The government forced us to work on the top-secret military spacefleet, along with 40,000 other Bonstocknians."
Another one continued. "Then, the Civil War happened. We were going to aid the Communist rebels, but then that bitch Hu Li flew aboard a space pod with a T-1 strapped to her. She smashed into Deflector, and the entire fleet blew up. We were lucky enough to be aboard an Imperial Shuttle, so we went into hyperspace and escaped."
Larssen said, "I thought Hu Li was killed by a rebel assasin."
"No, she was a kamakaze murderer who killed 40,000 Bonstocknians at once, in addition to the millions more she killed or exiled. So what's new, 30 years later?"
"Well, Field Marshal Gustavus Adolphus, was President for a long time, and there was peace and prosperity under him."
"That old Government general? I thought he died."
"He did die, 20 years ago. He was murdered, it is said, by General C. Montgomery Burns, who took over after him. Burns ruled for 18 years, until Harald Gustavson overthrew him. But then Harald invaded Okinawa, and was killed in battle with nearly 300,000 troops. Burns took over, and now he runs the show again."
"Sounds rough."
"Yeah. We're conscripts."
"What outfit?"
"6th Airborne Division. We're based in Swedish Dominions, aiding the Dontgonearthere occupation."
"6th Airborne? 1st Brigade?"
"Yes..."
"Alpha Company, 2nd Battalion?"
"Yes!"
"3rd Platoon!"
"Both of us!"
"Dammit, I was a conscript there too! Then Hu Li and her thugs accused me of being a commie, washed my brain and sent me to the spacewaffe. I served in the Nimbata war."
"Ol' Nimbata! Hmm, what was it like?"
"Jungles. Guerrillas. Defending a bunch of B-52s against the communists. I went AWOL with a local girl, who happened to be a communist guerrilla. Then I got caught. Since I slept with a commie girl, they called me a communist and sent me here."
"Damn. Harsh. So what happened after the Civil War?"
"Well, we had a shuttle, we flew to the Imperial Navy, signed on for the bread. Say, can you get me a visa outa here? I wanna get back to Bonstock, see my family again. Its been a long thirty years."
"Sure thing, man."
"By the way, here. I got plans to the Imperial Star Destroyer." He handed off a disk. "You can keep it."
"Thanks."
They beamed themselves down to earth, and drove to the base. For the three men, their thirty year odyssey was over, and they could go back to their families.
And Bonstock had the plans to the Imperial Star Destroyer, which would haunt generations to come.
Dontgonearthere
21-06-2004, 02:05
OOC:
Hmmm...Piledriver planetbuster vr. Imperial Star Destroyer...
Well...considering a Piledriver is the size of an Eclipse SSD and about four times as heavily armed...
Plus my soldiers are issued powered armour, and can AIM, which seems to be something beyond most Imperial Storm troopers, what with the fact that they can barly hit the inside of a hallway.
Five Civilized Nations
21-06-2004, 02:36
Comes to DGNT's assistance with a gazillion Death Stars… just kidding
In the meantime, The Swedish Dominions are ignored...
Bonstock
21-06-2004, 02:37
OOC:
Hmmm...Piledriver planetbuster vr. Imperial Star Destroyer...
Well...considering a Piledriver is the size of an Eclipse SSD and about four times as heavily armed...
Plus my soldiers are issued powered armour, and can AIM, which seems to be something beyond most Imperial Storm troopers, what with the fact that they can barly hit the inside of a hallway.
And if they have big space fleets, I have the T-1 nation killing nuke, which can blow whole fleets to smitherines.
ic:
A missile ascended from Bonstock, straight for the Imperial fleet. On board was a giant T-1 warhead. Thrusting straight into its target, it exploded, and the Imperial Fleet was destroyed.
ooc: Now we can continue the real SD rp.