NationStates Jolt Archive


How do you start wars?

Japan 2007
20-06-2004, 22:43
I need to no for I can start 1.
The Horned Rat
20-06-2004, 22:43
Not with a 5 million population.
Skirt Shortening
20-06-2004, 22:45
First, use full words please.

Then, this kinda belonged to the questions section.

3rd, this is roleplaying. You gotta RP a credible war.

4th, going at war on the day of your country's foundation is not a good idea.
Central Facehuggeria
20-06-2004, 22:54
How do you start wars?

-Simple. Be a Jerk.

In reality? Just get a good reason to go to war and say "I declare war upon <insert nation here> because of <insert numerous offenses here> and <insert more numerous offenses here>"
Mattikistan
20-06-2004, 22:58
Or you could just slug it out over the negotiating table...?
The Horned Rat
20-06-2004, 23:03
I would love it if something like that happened, like:
Delegate 1:I believe the best course of action would be an occupation done by*name of delgate 2's nation).
Delegate 2:No no no, I think your nation would be up to the job.
Delegate 1:F*** you it would, YOUR DOING THE OCCUPATION
Delegate 2:Screw you!
Then delegate 2 picks up his folding chair and hits delegate 1 in the head, then delegate 1 takes a nearby 2 by 4 and begins to beat delegate 2 to death.....
I would love it if something like that happened. :lol:
Mental lands
20-06-2004, 23:11
Now that’s aggressive negotiations

Anyway if you want a war all you got to do is just attack some random country :D
Germanische Zustande
20-06-2004, 23:13
Hey, let AMF search your country for weapons. Sure way to get into a war. Then, godmod your way out and get deleted!