Yoboland
20-06-2004, 10:30
For the first time in nearly five hundred years the great procession allong the strees of Wai-Hai-Ong (Yobish capital) is led by the Lord almighty high chancellor and loving protectorate of Yoboland.
And not some fat captalist pigdog president that have been repeatedly elected by Yobbish businesses.
BUT NOW....... the oppressive government has given way again to the old order of Yob.....
The yobite priests who worship the great god Yob ruled the country for hunderds of years up to the end of the middle ages. Then Capitalism was invented and the priests were forced out of power.... yet now the peole of Yoboland have rebelled against their government and handed power without bloodshed to the ancient order....
The first rule of Yobism is equality and with the power invested in him, Chao Lein the Lord almighty high chancellor and loving protectorate of Yoboland will do his best to introduce measures equality.
LONG LIVE YOB! LONG LIVE YOB! LONG LIVE YOB! LONG LIVE YOB! LONG LIVE YOB!
And not some fat captalist pigdog president that have been repeatedly elected by Yobbish businesses.
BUT NOW....... the oppressive government has given way again to the old order of Yob.....
The yobite priests who worship the great god Yob ruled the country for hunderds of years up to the end of the middle ages. Then Capitalism was invented and the priests were forced out of power.... yet now the peole of Yoboland have rebelled against their government and handed power without bloodshed to the ancient order....
The first rule of Yobism is equality and with the power invested in him, Chao Lein the Lord almighty high chancellor and loving protectorate of Yoboland will do his best to introduce measures equality.
LONG LIVE YOB! LONG LIVE YOB! LONG LIVE YOB! LONG LIVE YOB! LONG LIVE YOB!