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We have mainly Angus Beef cows for slaughter, and we also have Jersey Milk cows for milking..

We just sold our over stock Angus cows (110,000) just this morning.. But we still have a large stock for sale be it beef or milk your looking for.

Just drop me a line as to how many and what type your looking to purchase,
Our beef cows go for $2.50 per pound - and that is dressed out weight, average wieght is 350-450lbs per cow, so average sale is based on 400lbs ( now dressed out means what the cow wieghts after being skined and gutted and just the meat and bone wieght )How ever we can work out a price plan if your looking at buying mass quanities of our cows, over 100,000 we will sale for $2.00 per pound, 200,000 we will sale for $1.75 per pound. We can meet a demand of 200,000 every 6 months if needed..

Our milk cows go for $2,500.00 a head due to the fact they will give milk for around 10-15 years per cow. We can meet a demand of 100,000-200,000 every 12 months.

Any further questions feel free to send another tel..

Thank you,

Oz
Leader of Ozind

We're not very rich, but our aggricultural industry could use the extra. 100 beef cows and 150 milk cows would be great for now. We'll wire the money as soon as.

100 beef cows @ $2.50 per pound each (dressed wieght ) will be

$100,000.00

150 milk cows @ $2,500.00 each will be

$375,000.00

For a total of

$474,000.00

To be wired and the animals will be at the docks for ship pick up or the airstrip for air lift.

Just note in your wire where you want to pick them up and when the wire is recieved the animals will be yours to take..

Thank you,

Oz
Leader of Ozind

Very well Mattikistan we will have the animals at the docks as you requested..

Thank you,

Oz
Leader of Ozind

I will need 101,000 beef cows and 200,000 milk cows...

We will send our ships to pick the cows up.

We are wireing the funds now. A total 580,800,000.00

Vacur

Very well the animals are at the docks waiting for pick up..


Thank you,

Oz
Leader of Ozind

Bump!!

"I will pay $5 million for every cow to be subjected to "cow-tipping", for no apparent reason"

Lord Arthur Feildings
Executive Chairman of GBC

Please wire the money first, ( we as a country practise the art of tip'n when ever we can ) and we will begin the process of tip the cow..

Thank you,

Oz
Leader of Ozind

i will take 100 milk cows and 50 beef please!
how much will that be?

i will take 100 milk cows and 50 beef please!
how much will that be?

That will be $300,000.00

Just let me know when the money will be wired and where you want to pick up the animals , airstrip or docks..

Thank you,

Oz
Leader of Ozind

order confirmed...

Order confirmed Furbs, pick up at docks.

Thank you,
Oz
Leader of Ozind

Tierra,

Your Jersey heifers and one stud bull are ready and waiting at dock, upon transfer of funds we will ship.

Thank you,

Oz
Leader of Ozind

Please wire the money first, ( we as a country practise the art of tip'n when ever we can ) and we will begin the process of tip the cow..

Thank you,

Oz
Leader of Ozind"A cash money transfer has been wired via our companies holdings in the Swiss National Bank, and should be made immediatly available"

Lord Arthur Feildings
Executive Chairman of GBC

i feel sorry for al the cows in your countrys! being pushed over when they are just minding thier own buisness!! Poor poor cow :cry:

I'll take 100 beef cows @ $2.50 per pound each (dressed wieght ) for $100,000.00

I'll wire you the money via Western Union

Before ordering, we would like to know if the cows are white with black spots?

if they dont you could always just paint them couldent you? iam sure no one would know the difference! :D

Well, yes.

But it wouldn't feel right.

yes i do see what you mean, and it wouldent work if it started to rain. they would just tur a strange grey colour!

And that would be most upsetting, as you could imagine.

I would like 200 milk cows and 200 beef cows.
I will be picking them up at the docks.
Money Wired

And you are not concerned with the colour of said cows DemonicYoshis?

Nope dont care what colour the cows are.
They can be rainbow for all i care and i will then have a new attraction in my nation.=)

I'll take 100 beef cows @ $2.50 per pound each (dressed wieght ) for $100,000.00

I'll wire you the money via Western Union

Done and on the way

Well, yes.

But it wouldn't feel right.

Dont worry you dont have to worry about that we spray paint all animals before shipping..

Thank you

I would like 200 milk cows and 200 beef cows.
I will be picking them up at the docks.
Money Wired


Done and on the way..

Thank you,

Five thousand beef cattle and three thousand milk cattle please.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
beef *drool*
*slurp*
Milk is goooooood for you...
*slurp*

are your bulls any good in rodeos?