NationStates Jolt Archive

The candidates are:

President J.L.- Favors friendly relations with all nations, a staunch anti-
terrorist policy at home and abroad, the right to keep and
bear arms, less taxes, less government spending, and a
strong military. (Patriot party)


Fozzy Frelzle- Favors the unification of all nations into one, strict gun
control, abolition of the police and armed forces,
compulsory drug use, extremely high taxes, a 1000%
increase in government spending, socialized medicine,
and tight regulation of businesses. (Lefty Loosy Party)

Saddam Insane- Favors an aggressive, militaristic foreign policy,
mandatory gun ownership, appeasement of terrorism,
high taxes, high spending, and death penalty for all
criminals regardless of the crime committed. Also favors
a 34% reduction in population. (Warmonger Party)

Anne R. Kissed- Favors no government! (Radical Revolutionary Party)

Gerald Dean- Anti-conservative, anti-liberal, and will allow only
moderates in the government. (Moderate Party)

wow this is a hard decission.
How bout option 1.

You forgot to put bozo on the list.

Yeah, but there's a limit to how many poll options you can have, so I had to take one out, and I picked him.

Ooops, crap, I accidentally put in some names more than once. DAMN. Sorry 'bout that, folks. :(

C'mon, people, PLEASE vote. I didn't make this thread for the good of my health.

C'mon, at least ask the candidates some questions!

"The Lands of Alex thinks all of the candidates are a bit extreme and thinks only moderates could possibly keep out a dictatorship, so we endorse the moderate party."

-Prime Minister Phillip Yapan

Hey Gerald Dean how can you be anti-conservative and anti-liberal!

'Fozzy Frelzle, you advocate compulsory drug use. Which ones should it be compulsory to take?"

To J.L
how do you propose to lower taxes?

too all

how are you going to deal with the terror attacks on foreign embassy in your capital

To Saddam Insane
For you mandatory gun ownership.
Will this apply to children?

To saddam insane:
If you are elected and begin to go on militaristic ezpansions, all the while bleeding your country to death by killing so many citizens, would you send those ment to die to us?

Hey Gerald Dean how can you be anti-conservative and anti-liberal!


Dean replies: I despise both the left and right wings. I'm a middle-of-the-
roader.

'Fozzy Frelzle, you advocate compulsory drug use. Which ones should it be compulsory to take?"

Frelzle replies: ALL of 'em, but opiates in particular.


To J.L
how do you propose to lower taxes?

President J.L. replies: We will do what we can to abolish the income tax
by drastically cutting government spending.


too all

how are you going to deal with the terror attacks on foreign embassy in your capital


President J.L. replies: By seeking more international aid, and making the
most of the aid we do receive. Many nations have
generously provided help, and to them we are
grateful. I also plan to build up the military and
police.

Frelzle replies: Hey, man...all I want is love and peace! I'm sure if we
give the terrorists a big hug they'll, like, back down!

Insane replies: BY KILLING THEM ALL!!...after studying their methods.
Then, WE'LL become terrorists ourselves!

Kissed replies: Let 'em do their thing! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!

Dean replies: Moderation in all things is the best policy, as I'm sure
people who drink will tell you.


To Saddam Insane
For you mandatory gun ownership.
Will this apply to children?

Insane replies: YES! Even to babies!


To saddam insane:
If you are elected and begin to go on militaristic ezpansions, all the while bleeding your country to death by killing so many citizens, would you send those ment to die to us?

Insane replies: You betcha.

Any other questions?