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Sale o' th' century

Demonic Terrorists
19-06-2004, 23:15
Good day, good day, good day! Friends, do I have a deal for YOU! :D Now that my country has completely destroyed Mh'ii Tso province and killed almost all of the Shoobooshaabans, only 19 are left! 10 of them we're keeping (and will probably kill), but the remaining 9 can be bought for $999,999 per person (since they're now so rare)! Interested? We hope so, because we would just LOVE to do business with Y-O-U! Thank you for looking, and have a wonderfully wonderful day! :D
Roach-Busters
19-06-2004, 23:28
Not interested.
The Island of Rose
19-06-2004, 23:33
Neo-Wu
19-06-2004, 23:34
He seems a little to happy for a demonic terrorist.
The Island of Rose
19-06-2004, 23:39
We'll buy them to release them.
-Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs: Roska Einvach
Demonic Terrorists
19-06-2004, 23:44
Wire the money first, please. 8)
The Island of Rose
19-06-2004, 23:46
The Island of Rose
19-06-2004, 23:47
*wires the money*

There happy? We want them delivered by boat. Also, no armed guards are to enter the Island. If one shot is fired from one of your guards to one of our men, we will have to go to war.
-Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs: Roska Einvach
Demonic Terrorists
19-06-2004, 23:54
All right. 9 DEAD Shoobooshaabans are being shipped to your nation as we speak. The remaining 10 we have were just killed, and we burned the money you wired to hell, where all Shoobooshaabans now are!!!! MWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Ahhh, bein' evil is sooo cool! :D
Irondin
19-06-2004, 23:55
you know I cant wate untill somebody stomps all over your ass
Demonic Terrorists
19-06-2004, 23:55
Yeah, whatever...I love you too, Irondin. :roll:
Irondin
19-06-2004, 23:57
don't patronize me you bastered
Demonic Terrorists
19-06-2004, 23:58
Ahhh, kiss my hallux.
Irondin
19-06-2004, 23:59
I would rather shove my foot halfway up it
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:00
How can you shove your foot up my big toe? :roll: :shock: :wink: :!: :!:
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:03
uh......ummmmm.... You son of a (bleep) I'm going to whoop your (bleep)
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:04
You're going to GET your (bleap) whipp'd, you mean? Heh, heh, heh... :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:05
ya I would love to see you try (without allied help)
Falastur
20-06-2004, 00:07
*Counts the seconds before this thread gets locked for excessive flaming*
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:07
Brat, please. I'm still a bad guy. 'Sides, I'm FAAAAAAAR too proud to let a measly nincompoop like you defeat an invincible nation such as me! :wink: :roll:
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:09
invincible?! HA! you know you would have been roiled over many times over if it was not for your Allies
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:11
You're sending us dead people? Give us a refund or we will have to march in and get it...
-Minister of War: General Roska
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:17
I told you. Your money is in hell...which is where we'll send you if you don't back down, you Irondin puppet!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:




Whew! Bein' evil is haaaaaard work...but it's fun!
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:21
Umm... I could crush you. And I have 69 allies... and I'm sure theres more then enough people who's willing to help. Please, just send us half the money then.
-Minister of War: General Roska
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:21
puppet eh? well hes bigger and probly strong so I guess I got one hell of a puppet
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:21
Send you 'half' the money? Nope-ity nope-nope NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:22
1/4 of the money?
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:22
Actually, Irondin...YOU'RE THE PUPPET!!!!! BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!




Man, I love bein' evil! :twisted:
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:23
NONE OF THE MONEY!!!!!! Instead, we've just shipped you 14,000 rotten corpses! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Enjoy!!!!!!! :lol: :wink:
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:24
hahahahahahahaha........

your so funny you know whats funnier? when some one razes your nation to the ground
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:25
hahahahahahahaha........

your so funny you know whats funnier? when some one razes your nation to the ground

Care to join me Irondin?
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:26
Ahhh, what's the matter Pinnochio, I mean, Irondin the IOR puppet? Did your strings get tangled? Now THAT's funny!!! Darn n00bs.


EVIL IS GOOD~ EVIL IS GREAT...CHA CHA CHA HA... :evil: :twisted:
Generic empire
20-06-2004, 00:27
My God this is amusing. Whatever you do dont stop this. Kill 'em Demonic Terrorists!
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:27
Island of Rose, I am NOT scared of you!!!! We are invincible, demonic beings! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:27
hahahahahahahaha........

your so funny you know whats funnier? when some one razes your nation to the ground

Care to join me Irondin?

yes yes I do but lets hold off for a while im trying to get more suport
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:29
Can you just send an I'm sorry letter?
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:29
More support, eh? Why? Are you scaaaaaaared? Better not wet your diaper, Irondin! That would be :oops:ing, wouldn't it?
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:30
no just to make victory all the more complete
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:31
More support, eh? Why? Are you scaaaaaaared? Better not wet your diaper, Irondin! That would be :oops:ing, wouldn't it?

Actually it'd just make killing you easier.
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:32
Okay, IOR. We're sorry...sorry that you're GOIN' DOWN IN FLAMES!!!!!!! BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


I believe I am evil...
I believe that I'm not medieval...
I think about it every night and day...
Take out a gun and shoot away...
I believe I am bad...
Doin' naughty things always makes me glad...
I believe I am evil!
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:33
Island of Rose and Irondin are going down, going down, going down, Island of Rose and Irondin are going down, my fair lady! :D
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:33
Let's see... I have a weapon that can wipe you out, do you wanna see it?
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:33
Okay, IOR. We're sorry...sorry that you're GOIN' DOWN IN FLAMES!!!!!!! BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


I believe I am evil...
I believe that I'm not medieval...
I think about it every night and day...
Take out a gun and shoot away...
I believe I am bad...
Doin' naughty things always makes me glad...
I believe I am evil!

I cant wate untill we stomp all over that evil like the litlle (bleep)
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:35
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:40
IOR and Irondin are goin' down, goin' down, goin' down, IOR and Irondin are goin' down, my fair lady! :lol:
Falastur
20-06-2004, 00:43
I cant wate untill we stomp all over that evil like the litlle (bleep)

Need any help?
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:45
This old terrorist, he had one, he played knick-knack on my thumb, with a knick-knack patty-whack, boy-does-your-dog-smell, I'm gonna send you all to hell! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:46
I'll do this until I change my mind, Demon, I have:
http://www.stewarts.net/zac/img/ignored4.jpg
-Pic by Fluffywuffy
Fired the IGNORE cannon, FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!
You no longer exist to me Demon, good day :D
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:47
Bah, stupid coward. :roll:
Generic empire
20-06-2004, 00:48
Oh thats a crying shame. Ignore cannon after all that. damn.
Irondin
20-06-2004, 00:52
I cant wate untill we stomp all over that evil like the litlle (bleep)

Need any help?

help is vary nice thank you


shale we wate for more or attack now?
The Island of Rose
20-06-2004, 00:52
Ah well. But here's a more efficient picture:
http://www.stewarts.net/zac/img/ignored.jpg
-By Fluffywuffy.

I'll help ya later.
Demonic Terrorists
20-06-2004, 00:54
Ahhh, bring it on, buttmunch! :lol: