NationStates Jolt Archive

West Corrheia

[Top secret]

The ground shakes.

A huge mushroom cloud rises to the sky as a one-kiloton nuclear weapon detonates in the West Corrheian Steppes.


Corrheian Radio

Today, the Red Army of Corrheia has announced it's possession of small-scaled nuclear weapons. Fear us, oh capitalist aggressors! The Sword of Justice is in our hands!

[Top Secret]

"So it worked. What of the test subjects?"

"All dead, Comrade, or suffering from radiation sickness."

"Beautiful. How many do we have?"

"Ten."

"I asked for one hundred, Comrade."

"But..."

"No 'but's. Guards, take him out of here."'

ic At seprioths firefly nuclear misile base premier zax punchs in the arm code to the new nuclear weapon
zulu gama 2111 delta omga voice athouriztion zax premier of sephrioth the computer says all nuclear weapons armed have a nice day
target Corrheia and fire the longsword 208 megatone strategic nuclear ibcm

ooc: Pretty n00bish of a reply, isn't it Sephrioth?

OOC: Nice Diplomacy Seriphoth

This confirms my theory that Sepiroth is a complete moron.

Did you even need to get that confirmed?

West Corrheia

[Top secret]

The ground shakes.

A huge mushroom cloud rises to the sky as a one-kiloton nuclear weapon detonates in the West Corrheian Steppes.


Corrheian Radio

Today, the Red Army of Corrheia has announced it's possession of small-scaled nuclear weapons. Fear us, oh capitalist aggressors! The Sword of Justice is in our hands!



[Top Secret]

"So it worked. What of the test subjects?"

"All dead, Comrade, or suffering from radiation sickness."

"Beautiful. How many do we have?"

"Ten."

"I asked for one hundred, Comrade."

"But..."

"No 'but's. Guards, take him out of here."'

You are to young to have nukes.... wait another month.. :wink:

OoC: SD is right, wait till you hit the 100 mil, then you can start a small nuclear program.

Oh and want more proof of Seph's New Kingsman's?

TG to me from Seph:

The Heavily Armed Peoples of Sephrioth
Received: 17 minutes ago f**k off you sheep f**ker