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For the charges of insulting CAD and spaming our headquarters, we have declared war on the region. I ask that no other nations besides CAD nations and those that are in A Haven for the Idiocracy region(unless you help the CAD of course). The Republic of Imperial Artica is mobolizing the following forces:

15 000 Marines
15 000 Infantry
500 Spartans
100 Modern Armor
20 Longswords
10 Battleships
4 Aircraft Carriers
16 Destroyers
7 Submarines
3 Aegis Cruisers

These forces will be deployed to A Haven for the Idiocracy.

Ridiculous. This is no reason to go to war. If I were you, I would just take economic sanctions and counter his spam attacks by blocking his entire region's ip address. Stand down to avoid another conflict between our nations.

ooc:in other words, ignore.

Japanese Antartica, we, the CAD, will not stand down. Our entire region has been insulted and we do not take kindly to that. We are not afraid of entering another war with your nation but would prefer not to. Unlike the previous Vladimir wars, we will not be taking over, were just going to teach them not to mess with us. We would like you not to get involved unless you want to help us. And if you do help us, you will be rewarded greatly.

Why not try a diplomatic approach first with their region? You really shouldn't be going to war for such a petty reason.

We tried diplomacy, but they prefer to call us gay. Besides, they said they don't even use the forums, so this thread is no good. That wasn't even the whole story. What happend was, they came to us asking for an alliance, we accepted. Then they said we were a bunch of pussies, and wouldn't allign with us. Then they continued to spam us, and Crimsdale hasn't been around, so we couldn't ban him from the region.

We tried diplomacy, but they prefer to call us gay. Besides, they said they don't even use the forums, so this thread is no good. That wasn't even the whole story. What happend was, they came to us asking for an alliance, we accepted. Then they said we were a bunch of pussies, and wouldn't allign with us. Then they continued to spam us, and Crimsdale hasn't been around, so we couldn't ban him from the region.

Then I think this is grounds for moderation. Ask a moderator to warn the people who have offended you.

Will do, or at least I'll get Artica to do it, I'm too lazy.

Im lazy to.

Alas, has it really come to this? An invading armada? We have tried to work through our differences, but at every point you have offered nothing but an impasse. We have offered you concessions, and you have ignored our every extended olive branch pleading for peace. How can you be so eager to rush to war and destroy the lives of innocents? Are our differences really so great? We are all humans, though sometimes the people of Imperial Artica don't act very humanely.

I ask you to reconsider this overt act of hostility, while we are still in the process of negotations. Your treacherous attack is without precident and also completely without merit. If forced, we will have to invoke our defense treaties with our allies, and perhaps warn the United Nations of your unchecked aggression.

I ask you once again, humbly, and without rancor, to please withdraw your troops before this leads to bloodshed.

The Levex Ambassador

Negotiations? You kept calling us gay, you jerk, there never were any consesions, this all your own doing. You kept challenging us every time, while insulting us more. What ever happend to "we can kick your ass, you bunch of gay pussies'"?

OOC:This thread is good now, I guess.

Please, that's the biggest load of bullshit I ever heard! YOU? NEGOTIATE? Hell would sooner freeze over!

Allow me to remind everyone what he has said in our regional message area...

"LOL you're starting a war in the forum? OMG LAME!!!!1! as if we even read the forums. you're so gay."

"haahaha u are so stupid!
*Levex Ambassador stand on the shore with a BB-gun and sinks all CAD's stupid ships* Laxative ambassador eh? soooo fun I'm dying laughing.... LAME!!!!1!! u guy's are such monkey lovers."

those are only a few things of what he said so many other things were said that we cannot get at them anymore

Alas, has it really come to this? An invading armada? We have tried to work through our differences, but at every point you have offered nothing but an impasse. We have offered you concessions, and you have ignored our every extended olive branch pleading for peace. How can you be so eager to rush to war and destroy the lives of innocents? Are our differences really so great? We are all humans, though sometimes the people of Imperial Artica don't act very humanely.

I ask you to reconsider this overt act of hostility, while we are still in the process of negotations. Your treacherous attack is without precident and also completely without merit. If forced, we will have to invoke our defense treaties with our allies, and perhaps warn the United Nations of your unchecked aggression.

I ask you once again, humbly, and without rancor, to please withdraw your troops before this leads to bloodshed.

The Levex Ambassador

Sorry about the double post, but all that I have to say about this is... nothing, because it is crap and it has no value or anything behind it, I doubt his master even knows he is doing this... if he does well, he is just as bad as his ambassador.

Levex ambassador invades imperial artica with:
100 billion laser soldiers
200 trillion fighter bombers
1 billion nuclear ICBMs
500 million aircraft carriers
and one spunky monkey with a laser sword thats +9 against dweeby morons.

Also, my Master, the Emperor of Levex summons a demon to fight on our side, who is immortal and can kill peeps with his mind.

Quick! Use the ignore cannon!

We'll just see how immortal that demon is against the combined powers of CAD. Ignore Cannon, LOL.

Levex Ambassador, I know you have none of those weapons, you're too young of a nation. I was going to ask the CAD to stand down again until I saw this. Roleplay this properly or I will help the CAD crush your region.

Somewhere in Jipleastan
10:54 PM: Private- General, Levex has begun godmodding
General- very well, prepare to fire the ignore cannon
Private- Yes Sir!


11:00 PM: Radioman- the order is to fire the ignore cannon at Levex
Commander- Ok, call all men to their stations.
Radioman- All men this is not a drill I reapeat this is not a drill get to your stations NOW... all stations report ready...
Commander- FIRE!
Gunner- Ignore cannon fired

Man, I never thought I would see the day were Japanese Antartica would fight along side us. The things that n00bs are capable of...

It's amazing how the stupidity of one nation can cause the demolition of an entire region.

Levex Ambassador, I know you have none of those weapons, you're too young of a nation. I was going to ask the CAD to stand down again until I saw this. Roleplay this properly or I will help the CAD crush your region. holy crap

Stupid Godmoding bastard.

"Sir, we have reports that the troops have landed."
"Exellent. Any word on Japanese Antartica yet?"
"No sir, we are still awaiting their conclusion"
"Well if they help us then this will be even shorter a battle."

A Haven for the Idiocracy
1800 hours

The Artican forces have landed on one of the beaches of the region. They quickly take care of the weak defending guards. 2 hours later and they have set up a base camp.

I'm sending the 3rd Marine division to the beachhead.

50,000 Marines
50 AH1w Super Cobra
1200 M1A2
1200 M2/3A3
200 M6 AA
200 M48 AA
50 Patriot PAC-3
5,000 of the Marines have the new combat armor.

1st Fleet is also on the way.
12 Seawolf Subs
10 Ticonderoga Cruisers
6 Arleigh Burke AEGIS destroyers
10 Spruance Destroyers
15 Oliver Hazzard Perry Frigates
2 Nimitz Carriers

A haven for the idiocracy's invincible invasion army sets up a beach head in imperial artica. The immortal demon goes and assassinates all the leaders of CAD. After he assassinates them, he rips off their heads and sexually violates their neck stumps.

THE END.

Stupid kid, you can't godmode. I'm ignoring your attack and your whole invasion.

Talk about your last act of desperation.

The Dominion will scramble:
1000 F-16Cs
500 A-10s
500 Hind attack helicopters
and will keep 40 B-2s on standby as soon as an airfield can be effcetively secured.
Sorry, but I just don't have the ground forces needed for that at this time.

Ruthless Sluaghter,

We have succesfully set up an airbase. You may move in your planes now.

Attention CAD forces and allies, if you have any soldiers in the area please have them go to the CAD base. Im going to do a bombing run and I don't want any friendly fire casualties.

The Dominion's 1st Air Corps is on the way. I am also dispatching 1000 recently purchased Apaches to conduct combat air patrols on the camp's perimeter. I have three Ravan class heavy cruisers in orbit and ready to commence orbital bombardment if necessary.

Our bombing run is done, we are going to comence a spacial bombardement now and it would be greatly appreciated if you did to.
Ruthless Slaughter, are you going to send in any soldiers? Cause once I'm done bombarding I'm mobalizing my troops.

A Haven for the Idiocracy, post your losses from the bombing run.

!!!URGENT!!!: The Idiocracy is NOT RESPONSIBLE! After a few telegrams and checking the forums of other regions, I have discovered that the actions of Levex Ambassador were not known to his master and the ambassador is currently in the region of 1234. He evenwants to invade the Idiocaracy and is trying to rally the nations to him. This could be a chance for CAD and the Idiocracy to forge an alliance and wipe out Levex Ambassador. He was trying to get us to turn on each other and take the region for himself after we leave.

I noticed that. I'm ordering all forces to stand down and use only defensive fire.

The Council of Thirteen(currentley only 11, anyone want to join?)
would like to assisst in this n00b crush.

The Horned Rat, your help will be greatly appreciated and welcomed.

The Empire of Levex has also been informed of his ambassador's treachery.

Thank you Horned Rat, but we will take no offensive stances against them until we hear from Levex himself.

I'll move to the region and notify him personally.

I lodged a message at their HQ, hopefully someone will see it. (I didn't feel like creating a new post)

What type of land is it?(ie. Island, continent, archipelago)
*crosses fingers*
"please be continent please be continent please be continent"

It is a continent, however, it seems that the Idiocracy and CAD will be aligning to crush Levex Ambassador, and possibly, the region of 1234.

I have also sent the 1st Air Corps home, but am keeping the Apaches in in case the talks go sour and you need coverfire.

The order has been given to activate the 1st and 2nd fleets, the 5th and 7th armored divisons, and the 64th Infanty Division they are ready to deploy at any time day OR night. General Jeff Astison is standing by for my order to move into action.

Jipleastani Presisdent
Bob Lloyd

I hope you mean to invade 1234, we no longer mean the Idiocracy any harm. Only the Levex Ambassador

that is what I mean.. they are only on alert and standing by

Following troops are being prepped

2nd Clanrat Corps (30,000)
Armed with AK-47s, for every 10 guys their is a Panzerfaust 3 and Warpfire Thrower

3rd Clanrat Corps
Same as above

2nd,3rd, and 4th Slave Corps(30,000 each)
Armed with whatever they find/steal/make

All armored units and Stormvermin are in a different conflict currentley.

1st Armored Tau Brigade(2,000)
Armed with AK-74s, Panzerfaust 3 for every 10 guys, and 300 M777 Howitzers, mounted in Fusche transports.

1st Tau Division(8,000)
Armed the same as above only not mounted

OOC: Sorry, i was away, what's the current situation?

Good, we will need everything we've got if we're going up against the 1234 region. They are very strong. I'm putting all my military forces on high elert and am calling all intergallactic ships back to Artica's main space station. I suggest all CAD members and allies do the same.

Emperor Kellerman
Imperial Artica

There is no basis for this war...you can't say, "Hey, I don't like you so we are at a De Facto state of war!" It is wise to stand down your units or some nations may turn against you for this action.

President Romanozski of USSR (United Socialist States of Richan)

Will do, or at least I'll get Artica to do it, I'm too lazy.


OOC: Wait, you're too lazy to post in the moderation forum, but not too lazy to declare war on the entire region?

OOC:I recomend you change the title of the thread to something else, like 'war declared on levex ambasador', so people who don't want to read through the whole thing don't get confused.

IC:
Official Statement-
We welcome and thank the Horned Rat's help in this incedent, and hope this will result in an alliance bettween us. We still await JA's response (if you need, we can go post in the thread were you claimed those islands and officialy recognize the claim.)

I have a few questions
1-How many people in the enemy region?
2-How big are the people(population wise)?
3-Who all is helping?