NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, thousands of Shoobooshaaba tribesmen of the lower Mh'ii Tso highlands have begun protesting against the government. They kept babbling about, "elections, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, government of the people, blah blah blah," so we abruptly rolled in the tanks and squashed them like bugs. However, many thousands more are in the cities, imploring that we stop denying them their 'civil rights.' Seeing as we are a new nation and do not have a large army, we request aid from all who will provide it.

His Geekiness, Dark Lord Geeksay of Sawsoo, has just sent 16,000 troops to help you restore order and preserve terror.

Hmmm...we don't approve of terror, but we'll help if you become our ally. We'll send 1,000 mercenaries to help. Not for free, of course. They each charge ten billion a day. We won't send more than that, of course.

Roach-Busters demands an immediate and unconditional end to this genocide.

Won't you all PLEA-EA-EASE help us? We'll personally award $1,000,000,000 to each country that provides aid!

OOC: This is an OOC comment and you cannot go to war due to OOC comments. Nice post there demon person, just keep working at it :?

Well, its not like us to aid dictatorships, but if its for the money, and a solemn swear never to be communist and to fight communism, then we'll call your dissent communists and deploy 15,000 troops to supress the rioting.

Thank you, Bonstock! $1,000,000,000 has been sent to you! We agree to your terms! Ohhhh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!! :D

killing your peaple damn what a great leader :roll:

Muktar will provide $500,000,000 in aid money.

Irondin, we will not tolerate your sarcasm! We implore you to apologize, before our relations deteriorate to the point of oblivion and war breaks out!!! :twisted: :evil: :x :!:

Thank you, Muktar. Your kindness is much appreciated.

look my Iron Warrors are shakeing in there boots! :lol:

Won't you all PLEA-EA-EASE help us? We'll personally award $1,000,000,000 to each country that provides aid!We provided aid. Where's the money?

Thank you, Bonstock! $1,000,000,000 has been sent to you! We agree to your terms! Ohhhh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!! :D

Your quite welcome. We hope this leads to a productive relationship between our two countries.

Two hundred C-17 aircraft are now deploying the Bonstocknian 6th Air Assault Division. Assets include 15,000 men, 75 105mm howitzers, 75 CH-47 Chinook helicopters, and 75 AH-64 Apache helicopters. We are also deploying an extra 2,000 troops supporting sixty A-10 fighters that are at your disposal, of the 48th Ground Attack Wing. We ask that an airbase be leased to house all of these forces. We will also deploy 1,000 Special Operations men to help train your forces to fight the riots.

So, our troop level is now 18,000 men.

Procco does not approve of your motives, Demonic Terrorists. Free speech or anything else should be placed into action.


Procco discourages other nations from accepting just due to the money involved.

Muktar, don't be ridiculous! You little...oh, all right. Money has been wired. Thanks anyway. NOT!

Irondin, we won't fight you, but we'd still like an apology! And everyone, please ignore Procco! Our motives are pure! HELP US! :twisted: :lol: :evil: :x :D :?: :!: :idea: :arrow: :wink:

oh so thats how it works? OK I give you .01 of aid and whats ever in my left pocket wheres my billion?!

DON'T MOCK US, IRONDIN!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!11

so dose everybody eles now wheres my billion?

SUMMARY:
Demonic Terrorists is giving 1 bil to each nation that provides aid, even if it is financial aid under 1 bil. EXPLOIT THIS!

We will now only provide 1 billion to those who provide TROOPS or MILITARY AID. So, there!

you still owe me 1 bil don't make me get the collectors!!

Ignore me, eh?


This is the time we want to be heard most! In the face of Terrorism. I urge you, any nation reading this, to establish a trade embargo and cease any aid being given to Demonic Terrorists. His motives are evil. He brainwashes you with every gesture he makes. Surely you are so civilized that you will agree wioth me in the FACT that he should be dispersed of.

you still owe me 1 bil don't make me get the collectors!!He's right. Grandfather clause. He provided the penny of aid before you made that last post, so you owe him the billion.

I agree with you, Procco. I will join you in imposing a trade embargo. I'm going further than that, though. I'm imposing economic sanctions, too.

don't forget my left pocket (witch is a bill for .02 to the Irondin government)

I'll pay you 1 billion since you posted that before I changed my mind, but I'm not giving you ANYMORE than that! :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted:

you still owe 2 cents to the Irondin government

you still owe 2 cents to the Irondin governmentIf he doesn't pay, this could potentially become legitimate (although poor and rather ridiculous) grounds for open war.

We paid our money. We'll pay no more.

Pay in 24 hours or face the wrath of our Iron Warriors!

Read my lips: WE ARE NOT PAYING YOU ANY MORE. NOT NOW, NOT EVER.

P.S. Your flimsy tin soldiers don't frighten us in the least.

Well I bet you will not say that when they have a gun pointed at every one of your body parts

Yes Irondin you'll be bloody scared when I stomp your face in for hassling Demonic Terrorists. Now, be nice. (hypocracy again, but feh). DT, nice work on your first RP. Just try to make your sentences a bit more refined and structured. Otherwise, keep up the good work!
Ministry of Foreign Affairs:To,
Procco
Roach-Busters
Any embargo's or sanctions of civilian or military or economic, planted upon Demonic Terrorists by yourselves will be met with the same by our nation. And trust me, im much, much, much more powerful than you. Any blockades placed upon the sovereign nation of Demonic Terrorists will be destroyed by Hogsweatian Blockade runners.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:To
Demonic Terrorists
We hereby present your nation with a grant of 500 Billion USD. We hope you will use this to further the benefit of your peoples (and of course, military) We hope also a lasting relationship with us and yourselves shall ensue.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:To
Irondin
Back down. Now Thats our last word on the matter. You are threatening Demonic national security and sovereignty and that is now OUR matter as well

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:To
Irondin
Back down. Now Thats our last word on the matter. You are threatening Demonic national security and sovereignty and that is now OUR matter as well

[b]Reply from Mr. Denten Minister of International relations[b]

What is it of your business what goes on between Irondin an DT?

OOC// Its a / before the b on the end

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
It is our business because you are threatening another nations sovereignty and national security. This threatens us because you are directly harming an ally of the Imperial Soviet Republics of Hogsweat.

OOC1 : all right thanks damn it I suck at HTML and now I suck a BB


IC:

Well since you have paid the 2 cents in his name we will back down?


OOC2 : Allies when did that happen?

Thank you, Hogsweat. But please take back the 2 cents you paid him. It's the principle of the matter. We said he's not getting paid, so he's not getting paid.

what I gave you that cent you just happend to owe us 2 cents

We Demand the money back.

Irondin official reply



Bite me

Irondin: GIVE HOGSWEAT HIS TWO CENTS BACK! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see last post

Irondin, if you don't:

1)Pay Hogsweat his two cents back;
2)Apologize

We will declare war on you.

see second to last post

Very well, Irondin. If war is what you want, war is what you will get. Prepare to eat bullets!

We give you 24 NS+4 Hours to give my money back.

DT Vary well it is war to the knife!!


HS we will think about it

7,500 jets have just flown sorties against Irondin schools, banks, dams, government buildings, factories, military bases, grocery stores, and retirement homes. 8,000 tanks and over 30,000 troops have just arrived in Irondin and are beginning a massacre as we speak!

you have 5 million people you don't have 7,500 jets and 8,000 tanks besides you would need a nave to get here and sice most of my defenses are tuned for anti nave you would have lost most of it by a MD rage missile launcher and allot of your jets would have been destroyed by oure AA missiles and the fact you probably don't know where I am probably makes it hard (my nation in within the Arctic Circle

Err...never mind. Declaration of war repealed, all troops and vehicles sent back home, peace accords signed, we apologize, here's your two cents, buh-bye!

I'll give you a redneck with a shotgun. It's military aid. Give me my money.

*Finds two cents on the floor*

REal childish voice: "Look, mommy, I prevented a war!!!" :lol:

Err...never mind. Declaration of war repealed, all troops and vehicles sent back home, peace accords signed, we apologize, here's your two cents, buh-bye!

thats kinda abrupt whats with the chage of haert? :?

The Empire of Mologranism is always glad to help a fellow dictator. We'll send you 3,500 of our elite Black Guard troops to prop up your government and crush dissent.

Thank you very much, Mologranism. Here you go, $1,000,000,000!

DT Irondin accepts you call for peace and will sine a treaty

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