NationStates Jolt Archive

In a blinding burst of light, a Mekantan space station defolds into orbit around the Earth, a wide stream broadcast cracking onto airwaves.

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Greetings, Terran Organic nations.

The Steel Imperium of Mekanta wishes contact with your nations, to find those of the organics who do not fit the negative image of your kind.

Any Terra-bound nation (Modern Tech) who wishes contact with us may do so by sending a signal to this station.

We will handle the rest.

Those of the space-dwellers, you know 'the drill' so to speak.
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Were all happy down here, exremly so.
Nobody here is negative in any way, not at all (gender of your choice, abbreviated).
Is there anybody you can see up there who isnt happy? If so, tell us and they will be executed.

"we have an Un-Authorised Transmission, Empress."

"put it up."

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Greetings, Terran Organic nations.

The Steel Imperium of Mekanta wishes contact with your nations, to find those of the organics who do not fit the negative image of your kind.

Any Terra-bound nation (Modern Tech) who wishes contact with us may do so by sending a signal to this station.

We will handle the rest.

Those of the space-dwellers, you know 'the drill' so to speak.
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"i think they think that they should transmit what they think to other nations, because the Think that we are Evil. the Other Nations, i Mean."

"you lost me there, empress."

"in other words, send them the Damn File."

"What file?"

"the File!"

"oh! you mean the File!"

"yes, i meant that all alone."

"alrighty then."

"send the File!"

"Yes Empress."

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The Jingoistic States of Urielikistan is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its intelligent population of 8 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Public Transport, and Education. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving industries.

Cars are banned, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, urieli tigercats are considered a delicacy, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Urielikistan's national animal is the urieli tigercat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the urieli dollar.

Urielikistan is ranked 38th in the region and 58,739th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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-Mekantan Contact Station, Terra

An AI looks over the two messages, chuckling.

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To: Ohhhcomehere
Subj: Possible Plan

If you wish, Mekanta can provide observation forces so as to monitor your population to ensure they do not act unhappy.

This will require massive invasion of privacy, as Mekantan scanners can look through most Terran materials...
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To: Urielikistan
Subj: Greetings, Organics.

Mekanta wishes to speak with you. Do you consent to such a meeting?
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To: Urielikistan
Subj: Greetings, Organics.

Mekanta wishes to speak with you. Do you consent to such a meeting?
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"we have heard you Octupus-Shapped Computers, so no."

MINISTRY OF ICKY THINGS
Minister Someonewentotherthere

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The NeoSyokusyu class will not be used.

We will send only humanoid types. Mostly Simulants, which look perfectly human.
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A Relic Regional Advertisement Satellite replies automatically to any ships entering sub-lunar space:

Humble greetings Space Farer!
After a long trip across the cosmic voids, anyone in their right mind could use a break!

The Relic Region is the premier place to land, restock, and unload goods bound for earth. We also offer bottom-line prices for unique earth goods!

With over 30 facilities providing landing zones for ships up to twice the size of a star destroyer, and 5 capable of landing super stardestroyers, we are well equipped to handle any traffic!

And if atmospheric flight isn't in your vocabulary, visit our newly opened space elevator station!

Welcome to earth, enjoy your stay!

(ooc: Basically, the Relic Region is a modern tech region that makes huge profits off catering to future tech nations that need to trade goods with earth)

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Muktar may fit some negative images, but may not fit in others. That remains uncertain. Our nation is dominated by a specific race and ethnic group, not through persecution but from lack of immigrants. Our nation's culture focuses on unity and support of your people without being judgemental toward others. Our religion emphasizes we should be passionate in whatever we do. This combination has lead to a very... hormonious teenage culture. Our military is very advanced for our era, and our government runs all industries and services.[/code:1:82d64f9634]

-Mekantan Contact Station, Terra Orbit

Ignoring the advertisement, Mekanta turns its attention to Muktar.

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We are interested in making direct contact with your nation.

Do you consent to a Mekantan diplomacy team going to your nation?
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