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A GROUP of Murthian citezens were arrested today after 5 of them were found "Wondering around parliament" and another 15 were found in a large, abandoned building where bomb making materials and large amounts of a chemical known as "Plolysarinetanthraxasniaececyanideinum Chloride" containing mustard gas, sarnin and other deadly poisons was found. It is understood they are being put up for Torture Trial, and it is likley if Murth does not interveine or the men do not cooperate they will pass and go on to mild torture. A telegram has been sent to murth explaining the situation.

It has been confirmed taht the group was linked, and that they were Murthians, and they will be put up for torture. I am redying our armed forces for attacks on Murth, and am asking for help from other nations. I hope I will not need any military power. Negotiations are planned.

:!: :!: :!: our military is now on 3/5 alert
:!: :!: :!: :!: special forces

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I have ordered a recall of all Murthians from Jonothana

they have been returned by military ship.

I now have shot all jonothana citizens currently in Murth.

They're bodies were burned on a funeral pyre 1 mile sqaured.

Two can play at this game, moo hoo ha ha!!!

I have departed for another region, farewell!!

This is a terrible massecure of innocent people. This WILL NOT be tollerated. We will form a coalition of nations and ELIMINATE murth. The captive Murthians will be moved on to the harshest legal form of torture. All Murthians are to be taken prisoner. They are likley to be inprisoned for life or excecuted due to Murths actions.

Ha, you can not do this, they are all back in Murth!!

I ask all to attack Murth after this series of terrible arrests

All Murthian armies save the guards of Mut Mek have been loaded onto ships and have attacked Jonothana.

They have now landed and taken the capital, all citizens have been exterminated.

Billions of Citizens have now joined the Military.

Murth is now on full alert and cannot be attacked.

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

This is impossible. IGNORED


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It cannot be ignored!!!

The words of the Jonathanian Prophets before they died may give you consolation

They were

"For the love of god don't kill me!!"

Fortunately nobody listened!!!


:D

Hello??

Is anybody there??

:shock:

It can be ignored, it is impossible to have billions of citezens in the army, since you have 1 billion citizens at most, of which at least a quater are children. Our army detected your appereance and took most of the 500 strong force alive, where it is exspected they will be put into the A23FF66 military base where there is NO RESTIRCTION on torture. We have 396 soldiers. They will be killed, one per day starting on Saturday. We have no other choice. we are deeply sorry to all other nations but, I think it is justified.

Jonathana, that is impssible

(sighs)

There are three main reasons

1.
You see, I have 659 million citizens, 90 percent of whom are in the military, meanwhile you have a measly 120 million.

2.
I am more technologically advanced

3.
I didn't send 500 but a much greater force, now if you say that you captured a 500 force then thats what, like 0.001 percent of the main force, it which case the rest have arrived at your cities and burned them to the ground.


I'm not saying that you shouldn't come up with a come-back but only that you should think about what you are going to write next time.


Murthian President
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