Godmoderz
15-06-2004, 05:32
That's right! I have n00ks! Soon teh world will feel my rath! u woill all dieeee!!!!!!!!111
Who wantz 2 b n00ked 1st? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
An experienced player pretending to be noob?
Dontgonearthere
15-06-2004, 05:33
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif Hey, what a neat monkey *pets monkey*, hey, look at this General, I think it likes me!
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif I think it has rabies and is smiling whilst it imiagines tearing your face off.
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif Naw, Jo-Jo wouldnt do THAT, would choo, huh juju? huh? Are you the bestest monkey in the whole wide wor- AUGH! AUGH! ITS GOT MY FACE! AUGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Oh dear, this calls for a tactical nuclear strike...
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Sir, couldnt I just shoot it?
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif But I want to nuke something, Ive gone a whole week without pressing 'The Button', I think I might be going into withdraw...
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Well, at least use a SMALL missile. Or call in a chopper.
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif AHHHHHH!!!! AUGH! ITS BURROWING INTO MY CHEST! AUGH! HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif *sigh*, I suppose Ill call in a chopper....
*radios*
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/bigchop.gif 'Allo? 'oos this then? Ohhh, 's you Gn'rl, rioght....rioght, jolly good sir, Iwl get rioght on et. 'Ey! Joe! Th' Gn'rl wans you ta shoot that monkey!
Joe: Sir, your fake accent isnt fooling anybody
Pilot: Oy! Just shut the bloody 'Ell up and shoot the bleedin monkey!
Joe: All right...
BANGBANGBANGBANG
*monkey dies*
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif I cant feel my face....OH MY GOD! I CANT FEEL MY FACE! WHERES MY FACE!
*searches on the ground*
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Its attached to your head, and aside from the bitemarks your OK, now we have to take you back to HQ and give your series of painful injections directly into your spine.
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif I never saw WHY they had to do it right into your spine...
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Well, they dont, but the doctors do it to the Enlisted men because they can, one of the benifits of officership is that you can have people executed for little or no reason. MEDIC!
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Sir?
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif YOUR the medic?
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Yup, what were you expecting?
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Dunno. Anyway, the Private here has a small Brazilian Squirril monkey lodged in his chest, remove it.
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Hmm...he must have drunk some contaminated water.
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Err...no, he was petting it and it bit his face, then burrowed up through his stomache.
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif No way! Monkeys dont do that, anyway, I can see the end of the worm here, see? Its right next to his spleen.
*pull*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! OHSHITOHSHIT
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT IM GONNA DIE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
*gurgle...*
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif
Damn.
ANOTHER MEDIC!!!
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Yessir?
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif *does a double take*
Errr...arent you lying on the ground with a monkey in your chest?
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Nope, most soldiers look exactly the same for some reason, what can I do for you?
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Well, Private here had a monkey in his chest cavity, but now its in this guys, so please remove anything still working and replace anything not working for the private.
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Right'y'o sir.
After several hours skillful work with a pair of chimp-removal-tongs (the monkey tongs fell in the toilet and nobody wanted to try to get them), a lot of bandaids, some duct tape, and two bannanas later the offending primate was removed and eaten by the soldiers.
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Mmmm, that was some good monkey. Pass the ketchup!
Godmoderz
15-06-2004, 05:36
ok then.ah i c attican empore wantz some. 3-2-1... your capitol=fried. :twisted: :evil: